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El Ishmael

11-06-2005, 03:37 AM

Best feeling ever. I just got 4 packs of Sour Patch Kids for $.75

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siccjay

11-06-2005, 03:38 AM

I went in a gas station once and they had those bags for .20 on sale. I bought a lot. They were a little old but I just sat on them and problem solved.

El Ishmael

11-06-2005, 03:40 AM

Washing each one down with a swig of cold water. Ahh!

LoaferGee12

11-06-2005, 03:55 AM

That's nothing, I was once found a vending machine that gave me more money than I put in for every tootsie roll i bought. That was pure pwn.

Tron

11-06-2005, 03:57 AM

Everyone in this thread is going to burn in hell for their morally reprehnsible actions.

dblgutshot

11-06-2005, 03:59 AM

I once made like 10 bucks from either a vending machine or a payphone that kept giving out more money everytime i put some in. I was really young, can't even remember where it was, but it was cool cuz it was the only money I had.

I guess this is where my life of crime started.

beset7

11-06-2005, 04:00 AM

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Everyone in this thread is going to burn in hell for their morally reprehnsible actions.

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How many [censored] times has a vending machine stolen dough from you and there were no refund slips available or you were too busy to request a refund?

LoaferGee12

11-06-2005, 04:01 AM

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Everyone in this thread is going to burn in hell for their morally reprehnsible actions.

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How many [censored] times has a vending machine stolen dough from you and there were no refund slips available or you were too busy to request a refund?

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So true man, so true. That's the brilliance of this thread: gettin back at those bastard vending machines.

Tron

11-06-2005, 04:07 AM

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Everyone in this thread is going to burn in hell for their morally reprehnsible actions.

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How many [censored] times has a vending machine stolen dough from you and there were no refund slips available or you were too busy to request a refund?

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So true man, so true. That's the brilliance of this thread: gettin back at those bastard vending machines.

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Usually when someone in front of me tries to buy something and it gets stuck, even if I didn't want that particular thing, I will buy it just to get 2.

IggyWH

11-06-2005, 04:15 AM

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I went in a gas station once and they had those bags for .20 on sale. I bought a lot. They were a little old but I just sat on them and problem solved.

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If you ever get an old bag again, just microwave them for like 10 seconds. I used to do this with old juju fruits and it worked great.

LoaferGee12

11-06-2005, 04:19 AM

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Everyone in this thread is going to burn in hell for their morally reprehnsible actions.

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How many [censored] times has a vending machine stolen dough from you and there were no refund slips available or you were too busy to request a refund?

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So true man, so true. That's the brilliance of this thread: gettin back at those bastard vending machines.

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Usually when someone in front of me tries to buy something and it gets stuck, even if I didn't want that particular thing, I will buy it just to get 2.

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That a way to stick it to the man. Somehow...

balkii

11-06-2005, 04:23 AM

this isn't nearly as cool as Piz0wn0red!!11111's story about the vending machine in his dorm that they smashed open and the resulting pillowcases filled with munchies.

CieloAzor

11-06-2005, 04:52 AM

I tried to pwn a vending machine with a trick out of the Anarchist's Cookbook once. The machine ended up eating my dollar and giving me no credit. Mission Fail'D. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

beset7

11-06-2005, 04:56 AM

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I tried to pwn a vending machine with a trick out of the Anarchist's Cookbook once. The machine ended up eating my dollar and giving me no credit. Mission Fail'D. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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That trick only works on old-ass vending machines. I used to live on a boat at an old run-down marina and they had this ancient coke machine that was susceptible to the old tape on the dollar bill trick. Also had a red-boxable pay phone. Those were the days.

IndieMatty

11-06-2005, 05:05 AM

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I tried to pwn a vending machine with a trick out of the Anarchist's Cookbook once. The machine ended up eating my dollar and giving me no credit. Mission Fail'D. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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That trick only works on old-ass vending machines. I used to live on a boat at an old run-down marina and they had this ancient coke machine that was susceptible to the old tape on the dollar bill trick. Also had a red-boxable pay phone. Those were the days.

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When I was in grade school I learned if you take a paperclip to the receiver (a middle hole in the bottom mouthpiece) and put the other end in a simlar hole at the top of the change return knob/switch you would be able to make 100% free phonecalls.

bobbyi

11-06-2005, 05:24 AM

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When I was in grade school I learned if you take a paperclip to the receiver (a middle hole in the bottom mouthpiece) and put the other end in a simlar hole at the top of the change return knob/switch you would be able to make 100% free phonecalls.

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Yeah, we all saw WarGames.

11-06-2005, 01:03 PM

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eviljeff

11-06-2005, 01:15 PM

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Everyone in this thread is going to burn in hell for their morally reprehnsible actions.

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How many [censored] times has a vending machine stolen dough from you and there were no refund slips available or you were too busy to request a refund?

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I don't think I've ever seen a refund slip anywhere

Bukem_

11-06-2005, 01:24 PM

You used to be able to get free 50 cents + a soda on the old coke machines.

Put two pieces of scotch tape together and make two tails on the end of your dollar bill. Feed it in till it reads the dollar, then pull it out. Select a coke and get some change.

astroglide

11-06-2005, 03:23 PM

good candy selection for such a score. sour patch kids are a quality product. isn't it insane how bad the knock-offs can be?

Malachii

11-06-2005, 03:33 PM

I remember when I was young and foolish myself and a couple buddies of mine kicked in a vending machine in a park because we were drunk, hungry, and had no cash. It had a plexiglass cover that couldn't take a direct hit to the corner from my buddy (he takes Tae kwon do). Anyways, this was in the middle of a park, so we brought our car around over the grass and stuff and we loaded a whole shitload of candy into his trunk. I don't think we ever had more than a quarter of it, but hey, it was fun.

Nick B.

11-06-2005, 03:37 PM

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Registered on 02/28/05 09:07 PM [ QUOTE ]

I remember when I was young and foolish myself and a couple buddies of mine kicked in a vending machine in a park because we were drunk, hungry, and had no cash. It had a plexiglass cover that couldn't take a direct hit to the corner from my buddy (he takes Tae kwon do). Anyways, this was in the middle of a park, so we brought our car around over the grass and stuff and we loaded a whole shitload of candy into his trunk. I don't think we ever had more than a quarter of it, but hey, it was fun.

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You must have a long memory.

beset7

11-06-2005, 03:39 PM

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good candy selection for such a score. sour patch kids are a quality product. isn't it insane how bad the knock-offs can be?

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During halloweed i scored some packs of sour patch kids that only had the cherry flavored. I ain't so many the roof of my mouth bled a little.

11-06-2005, 03:47 PM

I like when you reach into the vending machine to grab your candy bar, that flap goes up to block you from reaching up. That's a good invention. Before that it was hard times for the vending machine owners.

"What candy bar are you getting?"

"That one...AND EVERY ONE ON THE BOTTOM ROW!"

Malachii

11-06-2005, 04:00 PM

Okay, YOUNGER and MORE FOOLISH than I am now. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Publos Nemesis

11-06-2005, 04:18 PM

I put a $1 bill in a couple of days ago and pressed in the code for some chips. I got my chips and my dollar back. Sweet!

at least put a chick in your profile if you are going to be lame (http://www.bottledair.org/tshirts/ithacaisgorgesshirt-thumb.jpg)

Sponger15SB

11-06-2005, 04:33 PM

The other day I saw this bank full of cash so I got a gun and a ski mask and I just robbed the [censored] out of it.

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siccjay

11-06-2005, 04:52 PM

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good candy selection for such a score. sour patch kids are a quality product. isn't it insane how bad the knock-offs can be?

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Hell yea, it's crazy. There are a few decent ones but most are awful.

I do like the Sour Straws.

jacki

11-06-2005, 04:58 PM

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I like when you reach into the vending machine to grab your candy bar, that flap goes up to block you from reaching up. That's a good invention. Before that it was hard times for the vending machine owners.

"What candy bar are you getting?"

"That one...AND EVERY ONE ON THE BOTTOM ROW!"

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Snacks that fall taste better.

Also, I thought you were dead.