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Daliman
11-04-2005, 10:22 PM
Well, Daliwoman is ready to drop most anytime it appears, so rather than go through handling a pool I figured I'd just run a contest where the poster that gets closest to the due date/time wins a free hour of instruction from yours truly. Should you not deem this a worthwhile prize, I submit for your consideration the fact that my brilliance has led to a 52 buyin downswing over my last 550 SNG's. Who among you has as impressive a record? I thought not.

Anyways, topics I feel comfortable instructing in;

- SNG play.
- Basic poker concepts.
- Basic NL play.
- Blackjack play.
- Blackjack camouflage
- Comp counting
- Basic sportsbetting theory
- Wong teasers
- Gambling books
- Selling tires
- Dating women taller than yourself
- Karaoke songs that get the crowd going

Topics I do NOT feel comfortable instructing;
- Tilt control
- How to pick up girls
- +EV prop bets with OB-GYN's
- Suffering idiots online

Here are the basic rules.
#1 All first guesses in this thread are binding. No retrys.
#2 You will be guessing day, time, and sex. Having the sex wrong will incur a 24 hour penalty.
#3 Closest to actual time wins, whether over or under. F Bob Barker.
#4 Irie's handicap is that if he wins, said instruction must be given at a strip club of his choice, with scantily clad women in our laps. Maybe then we could get a barter sysytem going with the girls on poker lessons for lap dances,(don't laugh, you'd be surprised how many lap artists want lessons.)
#5. I am grand arbiter of any rules left out.

Here are your clues.

- Daliwoman is currently 3 cm dilated, 80% effaced, and zero position, as of 11 am CST today.
- Dalibaby #1 was 1 week early.
- We have had 2 ultrasounds, both of which the umbilical cord was blocking the genital area,("That ain't the umbilical cord....."), and both times was estimated 85% chance of a girl.
- Daliwoman's due date is Nov. 29, but she says there is no way in hell she will make it that long. She thinks anytime, and doc said she will induce by the 22nd if necessary.
- Daliwoman is measuring about 2cm small across the belly, which is similar to Dalibay #1

Any other questions/comments before your guess, feel free to post here.

Daliman

bones
11-04-2005, 10:26 PM
Nov 9th, 3:30 pm

GL to Dalimom.

Edit for penis: Boy

bluefeet
11-04-2005, 10:27 PM
Friday, November 11th - 4:39pm EST - girlie girl

pergesu
11-04-2005, 10:27 PM
DaliBoy will be born Nov 19th at 9:27am EST

Roman
11-04-2005, 10:28 PM
11pm nov 20th girl

TheNoodleMan
11-04-2005, 10:30 PM
DaliGirl arrives nov. 16th at 7:22 am local time.

splashpot
11-04-2005, 10:31 PM
Nov 13th 4:32PM boy

Exitonly
11-04-2005, 10:32 PM
a Boy, November 12th, 3am your time.

DeathbySuckout
11-04-2005, 10:33 PM
Nov. 14th 10:30 PM
Little Lady

Good luck dude.

jeffraider
11-04-2005, 10:37 PM
November 12th at 1:13pm, it's a boy!

Good luck!

johnnybeef
11-04-2005, 10:38 PM
11/06 5:36 PM Girl (I feel sorry for your son in a similar way that I feel sorry for Lacky for having a wife and four daughters.)

Daliman
11-04-2005, 10:38 PM
Ah, I love it, a bunch of true gamblers.

85% chance of girl, but boys lead 5-4 as of now! /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Onaflag
11-04-2005, 10:39 PM
November 16th @ 0630 hrs. Girl.

Onaflag.........

splashpot
11-04-2005, 10:43 PM
[ QUOTE ]
Ah, I love it, a bunch of true gamblers.

85% chance of girl, but boys lead 5-4 as of now! /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[/ QUOTE ]
We live life on the wild side. Also, what does the 24 hour penalty mean?

pergesu
11-04-2005, 10:44 PM
[ QUOTE ]
85% chance of girl

[/ QUOTE ]
You didn't say that in the original post. If anything then, the people who chose boy should get some time taken off, not be penalized for being wrong.

Exitonly
11-04-2005, 10:46 PM
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
85% chance of girl

[/ QUOTE ]
You didn't say that in the original post. If anything then, the people who chose boy should get some time taken off, not be penalized for being wrong.

[/ QUOTE ]

Yea i missed the 85% chance girl the first time around.

Oh well, LETS GO UNDERDOG

11-04-2005, 10:46 PM
Daligirl arrives on November 15, 11:20 PM.

bawcerelli
11-04-2005, 10:55 PM
11/20 9:30 pm, girl

microbet
11-04-2005, 11:03 PM
11am (Your time zone, whatever that is) November 22nd. Girl.

durron597
11-04-2005, 11:07 PM
Nov 9., 4:00 AM

Girl

Daliman
11-04-2005, 11:10 PM
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
85% chance of girl

[/ QUOTE ]
You didn't say that in the original post. If anything then, the people who chose boy should get some time taken off, not be penalized for being wrong.

[/ QUOTE ]
Participants with poor reading comprehension do not get repicks. Notice the orignal post has not been edited.

runner4life7
11-04-2005, 11:13 PM
Nov 10th @ 3:30 P. M.

Girl

Sidenote: Congrats on another Dalibaby

pergesu
11-04-2005, 11:18 PM
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
85% chance of girl

[/ QUOTE ]
You didn't say that in the original post before I stopped reading and made my pick

[/ QUOTE ]
FMP /images/graemlins/grin.gif

GtrHtr
11-04-2005, 11:18 PM
Daligirl will arrive at 1201am your time on 7 Nov

Nicholasp27
11-04-2005, 11:24 PM
nov 13th, 5:30am your time, daligirl

do u see why?

11-04-2005, 11:31 PM
Nov. 13 2:35AM girl

Slim Pickens
11-04-2005, 11:34 PM
girl, November 19, 6:30 PM your time.

Maulik
11-04-2005, 11:38 PM
Maulik's guesstimatoin:

11 November 2005
3:23a
female.


i think i should take my prize in the form of NL cash games.

yours truely.

btw, I hope your kids grows up to be taller than you

/images/graemlins/smile.gif

wiggs73
11-04-2005, 11:46 PM
Congrats Dali.

I'll guess Nov 11, 4:10pm, girl.

Daliman
11-04-2005, 11:53 PM
[ QUOTE ]
Maulik's guesstimatoin:

11 November 2005
3:23a
female.


i think i should take my prize in the form of NL cash games.

yours truely.

btw, I hope your kids grows up to be taller than you

/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

Strong chance of that. Dalibaby is in 90% percentile of height.

The Student
11-04-2005, 11:54 PM
hey dali,

i gotta couple question:

1. is she very physically active?
meaning, is she resting in bed or running around after dalibaby #1?

2. any contractions yet (braxton hicks)?

congrats and i hope she has an easy delivery,
ts-

Jackrabbit Slim
11-04-2005, 11:55 PM
Nov 17th, 7.15 AM, girl

TwistedEcho
11-05-2005, 12:05 AM
Nov 19th, 5:30am - girl

1C5
11-05-2005, 12:07 AM
Nov 15

7 am

girl

Gramps
11-05-2005, 12:12 AM
Dalichick, Nov. 10th, 6:35 p.m. EST.

I need help buying some new tires.... /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

USCSigma1097
11-05-2005, 12:13 AM
Nov. 13th, girl at 1:13 PM your time.

In other words, your girl will be born on the 13th, at 13:13 military time.

3x13 equals 49...which is about the current buy in drop i'm at.

Above all, good luck.

jcm4ccc
11-05-2005, 12:18 AM
girl, Nov. 17, 6 am

Hendricks433
11-05-2005, 12:20 AM
Nov 12th 7:45 am. Boy.

Seth Money
11-05-2005, 12:22 AM
Congrats Dali,

In honor of the occasion I would like to give you my sister's birthday, she doesnt like it anymore so shes gonna return it for a new date

November 16th, 2:27am, girl

11-05-2005, 12:27 AM
Girl; November 17th, 2:35 AM.

lastchance
11-05-2005, 12:28 AM
23rd, 5:00 PM, dali gets a girl!

Messy_Jesse
11-05-2005, 12:28 AM
Nov 9th, 3:30 p.m., girl... congrats!

se2schul
11-05-2005, 12:28 AM
Nov 19, 9am, girl.

SlackerMcFly
11-05-2005, 12:46 AM
Question: What day and time would be the absolute worst for you personally? Plan your time around that moment, because that's when MicroDali (of the female persuasion) will arrive.

November 17th 3:45am (EST or whatever your crappy cell phone displays). That would be worst for me if I were you, so I'm going with it.

Congrats! SlackerMcBeenThere

Jman28
11-05-2005, 12:51 AM
DaliGirl will be born Nov 13, 2:28 AM.

[ QUOTE ]

- Dating women taller than yourself

[/ QUOTE ]

You gotta teach me this one.

cha59
11-05-2005, 01:02 AM
November 21st 3:30 am your time.


Congrats and good luck! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Daliman
11-05-2005, 01:13 AM
[ QUOTE ]
hey dali,

i gotta couple question:

1. is she very physically active?
meaning, is she resting in bed or running around after dalibaby #1?

2. any contractions yet (braxton hicks)?

congrats and i hope she has an easy delivery,
ts-

[/ QUOTE ]

#1 Other than work and slight Dalibaby #1 chasing, god no.

#2 She is having contractions already, but sporadically. Has been having BH contractions for I believe about 2 months, but not positive.

Daliman
11-05-2005, 01:15 AM
[ QUOTE ]
DaliGirl will be born Nov 13, 2:28 AM.

[ QUOTE ]

- Dating women taller than yourself

[/ QUOTE ]

You gotta teach me this one.

[/ QUOTE ]

For you, this might take more than an hour.....

maddog2030
11-05-2005, 01:33 AM
11:10am November 10th, Dalidude. Because that was me back in the 80s. Except the Dali part.

Edit: 85% chance his balls drop a month later.

11-05-2005, 01:37 AM
Dailbaby will be born on Nov. 14th at 2:00PM. It will be a girl.

jdl22
11-05-2005, 01:45 AM
I wasn't very strategic, I didn't even read the other replies. I'll go with Nov. 15th at 6:27 am.

pokerlaw
11-05-2005, 02:07 AM
girl, November 15, 4:20 am /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

11-05-2005, 02:07 AM
November 17th, 6:35 local time, girl.

kevkev60614
11-05-2005, 02:16 AM
Nov 8th, 1pm, girl.

GL, Dali.

barry111
11-05-2005, 02:30 AM
DaliGirl November 16 5:30 PM local, I need a lesson on betting impetus

johnnybeef
11-05-2005, 02:48 AM
[ QUOTE ]
DaliGirl will be born Nov 13, 2:28 AM.

[ QUOTE ]

- Dating women

[/ QUOTE ]

You gotta teach me this one.

[/ QUOTE ]

FYP /images/graemlins/grin.gif

11-05-2005, 03:06 AM
Nov. 22nd, 3:30 pm local time.... girl

The Don
11-05-2005, 03:15 AM
11/17 3:30 AM... Girl

11-05-2005, 05:41 AM
uh... Nov 18th @ noon

I'm going for the hail mary... (poor Daliwoman!)

Lori
11-05-2005, 05:44 AM
My guess will be the same as Irieguy's, but add 15 minutes.

Lori

Daliman
11-05-2005, 05:48 AM
[ QUOTE ]
My guess will be the same as Irieguy's, but add 15 minutes.

Lori

[/ QUOTE ]

Ok, but you only get ONE guess, double carpal tunnel or not. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

SuitedSixes
11-05-2005, 05:50 AM
You said, "Wong teaser" . . . that was cool.


DaliGirl November 16, 2:20 PM

bennies
11-05-2005, 06:07 AM
good luck reading through all these posts. And good luck in general /images/graemlins/smile.gif

Nov 17, 2 pm, boy.

lastsamurai
11-05-2005, 06:21 AM
[ QUOTE ]
You said, "Wong teaser" . . . that was cool.


DaliGirl November 16, 2:20 PM

[/ QUOTE ]

Just remember...in a two team teaser...two wongs make a wight!

Daliboy Nov 14 300 am

Insty
11-05-2005, 06:34 AM
21st November 22:45 - Girl.

applejuicekid
11-05-2005, 06:58 AM
girl, November 16, 3:36 AM

Jman28
11-05-2005, 07:20 AM
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
DaliGirl will be born Nov 13, 2:28 AM.

[ QUOTE ]

- Dating women

[/ QUOTE ]

You gotta teach me this one.

[/ QUOTE ]

FYP /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
DaliGirl will be born Nov 13, 2:28 AM.

[ QUOTE ]

- Dating women taller than yourself

[/ QUOTE ]

You gotta teach me this one.

[/ QUOTE ]

For you, this might take more than an hour.....

[/ QUOTE ]

I figured I'd get at least one shot taken at me for that post, but both of you? That's harsh dude.

Taraz
11-05-2005, 08:37 AM
Nov. 14th 7:15am Girl

Good luck with #2

skipperbob
11-05-2005, 09:08 AM
Hi Dali: Please give my Best Regards to the incredibly lovely Mrs.Dali (& all the litte Dali's)...Thank You for the opportunity to receive some free instruction, but I'm gonna pass...It seems to me that maybe "Unarmed" has a better grasp of my dream lifestyle than you.

"Pasty" "Fat" "Old"/images/graemlins/crazy.gif /images/graemlins/confused.gifOMG Man; I'm a tanned God at the Polka Club....Sometimes I have to drive away from the Sun just to get the back of my ears some good color /images/graemlins/smile.gif

Geordie Ramone
11-05-2005, 09:26 AM
Girl 10th nov 10am

good luck

11-05-2005, 09:49 AM
girl 29nov 12:00 am (noon)

AllinDan
11-05-2005, 10:10 AM
DaliGirl arrives Nov. 14th at 6am

J-Lo
11-05-2005, 11:59 AM
Nov 10th 2005 @ 4am-- Girl

bluef0x
11-05-2005, 01:48 PM
November 24th, 12pm.

congrats

pokerdirty
11-05-2005, 01:51 PM
November 20th, 3pm local, girl

11-05-2005, 01:54 PM
Congratulations to you and your wifey, I would say Nov. 20, 12:15 pm. Girl.

11-05-2005, 01:56 PM
[ QUOTE ]
November 24th, 12pm.

congrats

[/ QUOTE ]12 PM? What's that?

rbear
11-05-2005, 02:12 PM
girl, Nov 22nd, 11:37 AM local time

Daliman
11-05-2005, 02:13 PM
[ QUOTE ]
Hi Dali: Please give my Best Regards to the incredibly lovely Mrs.Dali (& all the litte Dali's)...Thank You for the opportunity to receive some free instruction, but I'm gonna pass...It seems to me that maybe "Unarmed" has a better grasp of my dream lifestyle than you.

"Pasty" "Fat" "Old"/images/graemlins/crazy.gif /images/graemlins/confused.gifOMG Man; I'm a tanned God at the Polka Club....Sometimes I have to drive away from the Sun just to get the back of my ears some good color /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

Wow. Talk about a drowning man not reaching for the life preserver......

sng-sam
11-05-2005, 02:19 PM
Ok I'll Bite

Nov. 19th 12:01 PM Girl

Straight Flushes (and no complications),

SAM

pooh74
11-05-2005, 02:26 PM
Many congrats!!!!

Ill say nov 15th 7am, girl.

I prefer "daligirl 64" to v2.0...but I guess this is premised on whether your first is named "vic 20".

valenzuela
11-05-2005, 02:34 PM
My guess:
November 22nd, 12 CET, girl.
Anyway I live on the other side of the world Am I still eligible??

Shilly
11-05-2005, 02:54 PM
DaliGirl, November 18th, 4:23 p.m. local time.

Daliman
11-05-2005, 02:59 PM
[ QUOTE ]
Many congrats!!!!

Ill say nov 15th 7am, girl.

I prefer "daligirl 64" to v2.0...but I guess this is premised on whether your first is named "vic 20".

[/ QUOTE ]

As long as we never get to TRS-80, we should be fine.

pergesu
11-05-2005, 03:11 PM
[ QUOTE ]
12 PM? What's that?

[/ QUOTE ]
noon

pooh74
11-05-2005, 03:14 PM
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Many congrats!!!!

Ill say nov 15th 7am, girl.

I prefer "daligirl 64" to v2.0...but I guess this is premised on whether your first is named "vic 20".

[/ QUOTE ]

As long as we never get to TRS-80, we should be fine.

[/ QUOTE ]

lol, yeah, any Tandy model would be the default blacksheep of the family.

Daliman
11-05-2005, 03:34 PM
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Many congrats!!!!

Ill say nov 15th 7am, girl.

I prefer "daligirl 64" to v2.0...but I guess this is premised on whether your first is named "vic 20".

[/ QUOTE ]

As long as we never get to TRS-80, we should be fine.

[/ QUOTE ]

lol, yeah, any Tandy model would be the default blacksheep of the family.

[/ QUOTE ]

Somewhere, Raptor is wondering wtf we are talking about.
and pushing...

11-05-2005, 03:36 PM
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Many congrats!!!!

Ill say nov 15th 7am, girl.

I prefer "daligirl 64" to v2.0...but I guess this is premised on whether your first is named "vic 20".

[/ QUOTE ]

As long as we never get to TRS-80, we should be fine.

[/ QUOTE ]

lol, yeah, any Tandy model would be the default blacksheep of the family.

[/ QUOTE ]

Somewhere, Raptor is wondering wtf we are talking about.
and pushing...

[/ QUOTE ]

"yeah, was that the one that was like, before pentium 3? OOOLLLD SCHOOOL holla"

pooh74
11-05-2005, 03:37 PM
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Many congrats!!!!

Ill say nov 15th 7am, girl.

I prefer "daligirl 64" to v2.0...but I guess this is premised on whether your first is named "vic 20".

[/ QUOTE ]

As long as we never get to TRS-80, we should be fine.

[/ QUOTE ]

lol, yeah, any Tandy model would be the default blacksheep of the family.

[/ QUOTE ]

Somewhere, Raptor is wonder wtf we are talking about.
and pushing...

[/ QUOTE ]

Just tell him it went like this, "Earth cooled, Dinosauras came, then TRS-80, then X-Box"...then he'll push.

citanul
11-05-2005, 03:55 PM
november 18, boy, 6:30pm

axeshigh
11-05-2005, 03:58 PM
Nov. 20, 3 am, girl.

Manque
11-05-2005, 03:58 PM
November 22 11:30AM local time, girl

11-05-2005, 06:44 PM
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
12 PM? What's that?

[/ QUOTE ]
noon

[/ QUOTE ]Hmmm.

The Yugoslavian
11-05-2005, 06:58 PM
November 22nd, 2pm. Girl.

Congrats you big PIMP!

Yugoslav

bugstud
11-05-2005, 07:02 PM
nov 17th, 937 pm, girl

radar5
11-05-2005, 11:09 PM
Nov. 15th 2:03 am, girl

Apathy
11-05-2005, 11:42 PM
Girl, Nov. 28th 8:05pm est (20:05)

Congrats Dali

cleinen
11-05-2005, 11:53 PM
Daligirl Nov 15 4pm

wmspringer
11-06-2005, 01:29 AM
Daligirl Nov 19 2 am /images/graemlins/smile.gif

rwesty
11-06-2005, 02:41 AM
Daligirl, 10 AM CST, Nov 21

FlyWf
11-06-2005, 05:13 AM
Nov 21st, 10:34 AM, girl

fluorescenthippo
11-06-2005, 05:46 AM
nov 17 5:30 am boy

skipperbob
11-06-2005, 11:10 AM
[ QUOTE ]
Girl, Nov. 28th 8:05pm est (20:05)

Congrats Dali

[/ QUOTE ]

Dear "Blades-of-Macaroni"; When OP states that labor will be induced on 11/22, it prolly isn't a good bet to say 11/28 (at any time)
/images/graemlins/confused.gif /images/graemlins/frown.gif /images/graemlins/smile.gif /images/graemlins/laugh.gif /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

11-06-2005, 11:18 AM
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
12 PM? What's that?

[/ QUOTE ]
noon

[/ QUOTE ]You mean 12 hours after noon (post meridian) is still noon?

DaveKForty7
11-06-2005, 01:04 PM
girl, nov. 9th 8am

11-06-2005, 01:30 PM
Congrats. Nov 17, 7:00 AM Pacific, boy...at least that's my own exact birthday/time, so why not? Daliwoman needs to pooosh.

pergesu
11-06-2005, 02:00 PM
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
12 PM? What's that?

[/ QUOTE ]
noon

[/ QUOTE ]You mean 12 hours after noon (post meridian) is still noon?

[/ QUOTE ]
12am is midnight. 12pm is noon. I don't know why, and I also have no clue why you keep asking about this in this thread. Maybe you should google "temporal nomenclature."

gisb0rne
11-06-2005, 02:02 PM
November 22, 3pm, girl

lautzutao
11-06-2005, 02:04 PM
Nov 17th, 6:34am-Boy

davehwm
11-06-2005, 05:07 PM
Nov 17th, 8:51 am, girl

Congratulations.

11-06-2005, 05:40 PM
November 19th 10:33 AM EST - GIRL

Congrats man, best thread ever as well. I laughed so hard when i read the first couple lines, then i realized this was serious and in awesome spirit.

Daliman
11-06-2005, 10:03 PM
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Girl, Nov. 28th 8:05pm est (20:05)

Congrats Dali

[/ QUOTE ]

Dear "Blades-of-Macaroni"; When OP states that labor will be induced on 11/22, it prolly isn't a good bet to say 11/28 (at any time)
/images/graemlins/confused.gif /images/graemlins/frown.gif /images/graemlins/smile.gif /images/graemlins/laugh.gif /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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Apathy
11-06-2005, 10:18 PM
Sometimes you just have to gamble... plus i thought the wording was something like "could" be induced by then.

Besides... there are some bets you are just better off not winning... /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Apathy
11-06-2005, 10:20 PM
the exact wording is:

Daliwoman's due date is Nov. 29, but she says there is no way in hell she will make it that long. She thinks anytime, and doc said she will induce by the 22nd if necessary.


so maybe it wont be necessary? I mean cmon women are notorious complainers, I stand by my original guess.

Daliman
11-06-2005, 10:28 PM
[ QUOTE ]
the exact wording is:

Daliwoman's due date is Nov. 29, but she says there is no way in hell she will make it that long. She thinks anytime, and doc said she will induce by the 22nd if necessary.


so maybe it wont be necessary? I mean cmon women are notorious complainers, I stand by my original guess.

[/ QUOTE ]

STFU Donny, yer outa yer element.

BAK
11-07-2005, 11:47 AM
Congratulations!

Nov 18 - 2 AM - girl

SonnyJay
11-07-2005, 12:11 PM
November 21st, 11:00 PM, girl.

Congratulations and good luck.

-SonnyJay

sofere
11-07-2005, 12:26 PM
Nov 24 8:32pm Girl

Sorry dude, you're gonna have to take a break from thanksgiving dinner.

Ixnert
11-07-2005, 12:42 PM
11/17, 10:38pm your time, girl.

Mr_Gordon
11-07-2005, 01:01 PM
11/14/05 @ 5:00 p.m.

Definitely a girl.

Congrats!

wuwei
11-07-2005, 02:05 PM
Sounds like it's a girl, November 11th, 9:32 p.m. your time.

Congrats Dali /images/graemlins/smile.gif

mmbt0ne
11-07-2005, 02:12 PM
11/21/2005 12:56pm EST

downtown
11-07-2005, 02:52 PM
Nov 15, 11AM, girl,

Good luck!

skipperbob
11-07-2005, 04:02 PM
Nov. 13th @ 3:30AM (CST)...DaliGirl

11-07-2005, 04:06 PM
Female! November 20th! 12:33am!

(My exact birthdate. But I'm not a female. Really.)

TRBNGR
11-07-2005, 06:22 PM
Boy - Nov 15th -- 7:00am est

11-07-2005, 07:41 PM
Nov 15, 6 PM local, girl

GanAnim
11-09-2005, 11:08 PM
OK Bro, GIRL 11-11 7:05 am. Good Luck!!

Caryn

zipppy
11-10-2005, 12:18 AM
DaliGirl. 11/15 8:29am local time.

GL, and congrats, dali.

>>>ZIPPPY

EdgePort
11-10-2005, 01:27 AM
Nov 19th 15:47 Girl..

and congrats.

johnnybeef
11-19-2005, 02:51 PM
I just got off of the phone with dali, and they are going to the hospital as we speak. ETA of Dalibaby 2 is about 4:30 on the 19th. OSU MICH is on currently, so I will let someone else search for who gets the free hour.

citanul
11-19-2005, 03:09 PM
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I just got off of the phone with dali, and they are going to the hospital as we speak. ETA of Dalibaby 2 is about 4:30 on the 19th. OSU MICH is on currently, so I will let someone else search for who gets the free hour.

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Congrats Dali!

Hope everything goes well, and to meet you sometime soon. Amazingly the person who was the last responder prior to beef here had like 3:45 today. I haven't checked to see if that was the best guess.

c

bones
11-19-2005, 03:12 PM
Anyone (besides Irie) willing to lay 4:1 on it being a boy?

citanul
11-19-2005, 03:18 PM
here's some of the more relevant nov 19th bids:

pergesu

DaliBoy will be born Nov 19th at 9:27am EST

slim pickens

girl, November 19, 6:30 PM your time.

twistedecho

Nov 19th, 5:30am - girl

se2schul

Nov 19, 9am, girl

sng-sam nov 19, 12:01 pm girl

robz0r november 19th, 0:33 am est girl

edgeport

nov 19th 15:47 girl

faithful servant,

c

Rojosox
11-19-2005, 05:12 PM
I predict it to be a girl and im guessing 4:39 PM CT on Nov 19!


-Jared

The Yugoslavian
11-19-2005, 05:19 PM
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I predict it to be a girl and im guessing 4:39 PM CT on Nov 19!


-Jared

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Dude, you're alive?

Up for some pineapple later on this weekend?

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Yugoslav

Rojosox
11-19-2005, 05:22 PM
Where?

-Jared

The Yugoslavian
11-19-2005, 05:24 PM
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Where?

-Jared

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Oh I dunno...didn't know I was serious. I'm actually moving next to Skipperboob this weekend so I won't have time /images/graemlins/frown.gif.

But yeah, some hot pineapple action with Rojo(not sox) and perhaps others would be a great idea. Not at your crazy bajillion dolla stakes though....;).

Yugoslav

11-19-2005, 05:27 PM
19th NOV - 5 PM - girl. That's my "intelligent" guess. Bet I'm still wrong! /images/graemlins/wink.gif

Slim Pickens
11-19-2005, 06:13 PM
I love how all these people jumping in still can't top the guess I made several weeks ago.

AlphaWice
11-19-2005, 06:17 PM
20th NOV - 3am - boy

skipperbob
11-19-2005, 06:45 PM
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Oh I dunno...didn't know I was serious. I'm actually moving next to Skipperboob this weekend so I won't have time /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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This makes Baby Jesus Cry /images/graemlins/frown.gif

The Yugoslavian
11-19-2005, 06:48 PM
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Oh I dunno...didn't know I was serious. I'm actually moving next to Skipperboob this weekend so I won't have time /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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This makes Baby Jesus Laugh <font color="red">Hysterically at all the eggs that will be splattered on Skipper's house</font>

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That baby jesus....

Yugoslav

SuitedSixes
11-19-2005, 08:20 PM
Can I get any action that the baby is black?

skipperbob
11-19-2005, 09:15 PM
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Can I get any action that the baby is black?

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What if it has a grey beard &amp; a peg leg /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

johnnybeef
11-19-2005, 10:42 PM
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Can I get any action that the baby is black?

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its good to have you back. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

DeathbySuckout
11-19-2005, 10:58 PM
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Can I get any action that the baby is black?

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If the baby is black, can we expect another Dali whine thread? /images/graemlins/wink.gif

Daliman
11-20-2005, 12:16 AM
Well, Nov. 19th, 7pm is the time, Dalidaughter, (Renna Kay O'Rourke) and I guess preliminary reports say Slim Pickens is the winnah(?). Start thinking about what ya wanna hear me yap about for an hour, Slim, if yer time holds up, and txs for all the well wishes, everyone.

Dalidaddyx2

Slim Pickens
11-20-2005, 01:16 AM
Awesome news... your new kid I mean, although I am also excited about winning. The secret formula: an ex-girlfriend's birthday coupled with the time I was born.

- SNG play.
Current frontrunner. I suck at these.

- Basic poker concepts.
Let me put it this way. I probably can't learn any more than I already know, as in there's not much room left in my feeble brain, but I'm tempted.

- Basic NL play.
Same deal... also tempting.

- Blackjack play.
I gave that up after I found poker.

- Blackjack camouflage
Dressing in drag is good, yes?

- Comp counting
$1.25/hr at Gold Coast... plus I steal pickle slices from the understaffed snack bar.

- Basic sportsbetting theory
meh

- Wong teasers
Are you coming on to me?

- Gambling books
I can't read.

- Selling tires
Can't beat that price for re-treads.

- Dating women taller than yourself
Been there, done that, don't need to do that anymore.

- Karaoke songs that get the crowd going
Um, no.

SuitedSixes
11-20-2005, 01:22 AM
Please choose Wong Teasers, and snicker every time Dali says "Wong" and post a trip report.

Daliman
11-21-2005, 06:24 PM
Well, I'm tired and cranky, and pants need changing, as do the kids, so I'll just take it on confidence that you won here. If there are any protests, post them here. Otherwise, congrats on the win, and I will PM you for lesson info.

P.s. Retreads are illegal on cars in most states ,and I believe illegal on front axles in all states.