Get Rich Quick schemes that actually work

[Diplomat]

...or rather that you think might actually work. Let's hear 'em.

-Diplomat

[4_2_it]

Everyone who views this message must send $25 to my Pokerstars account immediately or I will kill Commodus.

(I will be shopping for my private South Seas Island with topless natives while watching the riches pour in!)

[samjjones]

Kidnapping a celebrity's kid?

[asofel]

umm...busterstacks? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[tonypaladino]

There are plenty of get-rich-quick schemes that actually work, some that are actually legal, but no one in their right mind would share them or sell them until the market/targets are tapped out, and the scheme isn't worth anything anymore.

[xadrez]

Cue Idi the Nigerian gimmick account in 3...2....1...

[BoogerFace]

Most OOTiots agree that shapeshifting (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=0&Number=3851657&page=) is the way to go.

I've gone in for a lot of get-rich-quick schemes in my life. But this thing could really get me rich...and quick!

[jackdaniels]

Step 1: Set up a 900 number that charges not by the minute but by the call - cahrge $50 per call

Step 2: Obtain UPS uniform

Step 3: Walk into office building with package under arm - try to deliver said package to receptionist using fictitious name. Once receptionist tells you no such person works there, ask to use phone to call dispacher (dial 900 number instead). If the receptionist offers to dial the number for you, have her dial a friends cell phone - which he should answer with "UPS Dispatch".

Step 4: Profit Bitch!

Disclaimer: This was attempted with success in NYC a few years back. This is a scam, so I don't actually recommend you do this - just a nifty idea someone came up with.

[eviljeff]

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Step 1: Set up a 900 number that charges not by the minute but by the call - cahrge $50 per call

Step 2: Obtain UPS uniform

Step 3: Walk into office building with package under arm - try to deliver said package to receptionist using fictitious name. Once receptionist tells you no such person works there, ask to use phone to call dispacher (dial 900 number instead). If the receptionist offers to dial the number for you, have her dial a friends cell phone - which he should answer with "UPS Dispatch".

Step 4: Profit Bitch!

Disclaimer: This was attempted with success in NYC a few years back. This is a scam, so I don't actually recommend you do this - just a nifty idea someone came up with.

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this is actually fairly clever, but most of the companies my friends work for block aim and java on the computers - seems like it would logically follow that they block 900 numbers too.

[tonypaladino]

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Step 1: Set up a 900 number that charges not by the minute but by the call - cahrge $50 per call

Step 2: Obtain UPS uniform

Step 3: Walk into office building with package under arm - try to deliver said package to receptionist using fictitious name. Once receptionist tells you no such person works there, ask to use phone to call dispacher (dial 900 number instead). If the receptionist offers to dial the number for you, have her dial a friends cell phone - which he should answer with "UPS Dispatch".

Step 4: Profit Bitch!

Disclaimer: This was attempted with success in NYC a few years back. This is a scam, so I don't actually recommend you do this - just a nifty idea someone came up with.

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Most companies block 900 numbers from their phone systems.

[TimM]

"If a man really wants to make a million dollars, the best way would be to start his own religion." - L. Ron Hubbard

You open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er . . . I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!

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You open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er . . . I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!


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This posts gets bonus points for multiple uses of the word arse.

Become a...
Coke, meth, crack dealer.
Bookie.
jewel thief.



Picking up trash on, "big pick up day", and selling it on ebay.
I have a ton of small scams that I read about in Kevin Mitnicks books on social engineering, that if you pulled most of them off, you would be fairly rich. But I dont know how quick, you could go through them all.

[DcifrThs]

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I've gone in for a lot of get-rich-quick schemes in my life. But this thing could really get me rich...and quick!

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"after years of failure with get righ quick schemes, im sure to get rich with this scheme. and quick"

Barron

Step 1: Collect underpants

Step 2: /images/graemlins/confused.gif

Step 3: Profit!