Shorty says she wanna roll

tick tock tick tock
pop pop pop nigga say pop
i got the top down
cruise the block
ill pop pop ya daddy rock
ya know this thang
aces up my niggaz
best throw up
i spit the game
i spit the truth
yall momma call me baby ruth
im rich and creamy
niggaz i be so dreamy
some boy roll here
say he the best
he say he ran the show
but look here baby
i the one who makes the dough
i got more dough then a baker
im like a gold maker
my funds tucked away off shore
so much money but i want
mo mo mo more
so if a boy named kane
wanna try and sit with me
ill drop drop him like da rain
get all wet get all wet niggaz
im a vet vet vet vetern
im calm like a buddhist
they call me S-S-S Rock
I spit rhymes like Pac
thats 2 pac, yall heard?

everyone know i a baller
the white ghost
so sweet like butter on toast
dont call me a jew
i rip right threw
all yall niggaz
who front me

so where ya at kung-fu
you smell like poo-poo
do-do do-do do-do

i be waiting

[ansky451]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

literally LOL

[psyduck]

[ QUOTE ]

so where ya at kung-fu
you smell like poo-poo
do-do do-do do-do


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LOLOLOLOLOL

[Niwa]

I hope this is a joke post cause that shiath was baaaaaaad.

[Yeti]

Excellent!

i wanted my first post to be something meaningful....that being said, i'm gonna have to go out on a limb and label that the best rap in the history of humans as we know them.

[ripwalk]

Fold preflop.

that's really, really, bad

i mean, seriously, that sucked.

i dont rap and i could put you to shame.

you need to get away from that hand on the flop...

[Kirkrrr]

I'm going to be civil about this:

Please don't post anything like that ever again. That would be greatly appreciated.

Thank you,
Kirk

[jhall23]

Dude what is wrong with you guys. Are you not aware of Prahlad's rapping?

This [censored] is funny to me whether it's a gimmick account or whether it is SR writting some crappy rap egging KKF to play.

[Rootabager]

KKF,
YOU GOT SERVED!!!!!!

nh

[ QUOTE ]
I'm going to be civil about this:

Please don't post anything like that ever again. That would be greatly appreciated.

Thank you,
Kirk

[/ QUOTE ]

You're boring.

Thank you,
Mark

[DcifrThs]

yea,

you may spit the game
and you may spit the truth
but with rap you bit off
more than you can chew.
its a fact, you aint black
sh*t, not even close
you be the most hardheaded
cat with hair dreaded
ya verse? yea i read it
laughed my way to bed wit it
sh*t whats in your mind
words, you can't combine to make a sentance
instead you spew forth from the trenches
kane, my boy's raw from the fences
so here he waits for your repentance.

EDIT: if that rap was a joke
from gimmick account folk
it was funny, and its not even close

Barron

Okay I'm not even going to bother doing this in rap form.

1) It's Prahlad, not "Prahland" you freaking dumbass.

2) I DID THIS GIMMICK ALREADY, back, you know, after Rincon aired. When it was fresh.

3) Fine. Keep the gimmick. I don't care.

[AZK]

You should all seriously consider killing yourselves. Yo.

[tdarko]

[ QUOTE ]
1) It's Prahlad, not "Prahland"

[/ QUOTE ]
i was waiting for this.

i got a laugh.

[Sponger15SB]

I don't wanna fight, aight
I'd rather just go fly a kite
or go on a low carb diet

that means no pasta
yall rappers are too slow
and i'm kinda fasta

[fuego527]

[ QUOTE ]
I don't wanna fight, aight
I'd rather just go fly a kite
or go on a low carb diet

that means no pasta
yall rappers are too slow
and i'm kinda fasta

[/ QUOTE ]

this is only funny because its so awful

[Sponger15SB]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I don't wanna fight, aight
I'd rather just go fly a kite
or go on a low carb diet

that means no pasta
yall rappers are too slow
and i'm kinda fasta

[/ QUOTE ]

this is only funny because its so awful

[/ QUOTE ]

I got a watch
Its a SWEEEOTCH
And when my mom does my clothes
she uses BLEEEOTCH

[Rococo]

I hope that this post will inspire El Diablo to resume posting in verse, as was his practice several months ago. I seem to recall a bit of free verse that went something like the following.

"I feel like a fool,
when I get my money in bad,
like a moronic tool."

We need more of that.

[ QUOTE ]
i wanted my first post to be something meaningful....that being said, i'm gonna have to go out on a limb and label that the best rap in the history of humans as we know them.

[/ QUOTE ]
I am also making this my first post after reading 2+2 for months, because it is truly worthy of my reply. NH Prahlad.

dee-cifer this, with a pacifier in his midst
chips sprayin round the net and a mouse in his fist
moderatin high limit, callin tex a gimmick
with this sh*t that he spits
he chewed me up, spit me out, and never said he was sorry
i guess he's too busy tryin to free-roll partys ferrari
maybe one day he'll come around
and realize i just like to clown
nothing i ever said was for real
like this here speel
and if he's got a better line then you know i'm down

maybe he'll read this, and unclench his fist
let by gones be by gones and take tex off the ignore list
i told him i was wrong
i even wrote him this song
and i hope i dont get banned again for sayin all this

[Python49]

nigga ya raps is corny and this gimmick is weak/
and if you can't flow properly, then dont even speak/
im gangsta to the core nigga right from the gutta/
i spit icy smooth flows that cut through u like butta/
if you wanna go heads up for cash, we can play 10k for fun/
while you be chasin for your draws, i'll be drawin my gun/
thats how real niggas make they dough/
we don't bluff, and we show/
im an animal at this rap game and you can't even see me/
next time think twice before you decide to embarass hip hop on tv/

word is bond son

[HajiShirazu]

HAHAHAHAHA.

[HajiShirazu]

This one is better though.

[yvesaint]

[ QUOTE ]
dee-cifer this, with a pacifier in his midst
chips sprayin round the net and a mouse in his fist
moderatin high limit, callin tex a gimmick
with this sh*t that he spits
he chewed me up, spit me out, and never said he was sorry
i guess he's too busy tryin to free-roll partys ferrari
maybe one day he'll come around
and realize i just like to clown
nothing i ever said was for real
like this here speel
and if he's got a better line then you know i'm down

maybe he'll read this, and unclench his fist
let by gones be by gones and take tex off the ignore list
i told him i was wrong
i even wrote him this song
and i hope i dont get banned again for sayin all this

[/ QUOTE ]

this thread is pathetic

"Posts: 1:"

just another brother slain dead in da ghetto.....

RIP

[Popinjay]

[ QUOTE ]
literally LOL

[/ QUOTE ]

Good. Those figurative LOL's really throw me for a loop.

but still worthy of a reply from you.....hmmm....

[thatpfunk]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
literally LOL

[/ QUOTE ]

Good. Those figurative LOL's really throw me for a loop.

[/ QUOTE ]
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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I don't wanna fight, aight
I'd rather just go fly a kite
or go on a low carb diet

that means no pasta
yall rappers are too slow
and i'm kinda fasta

[/ QUOTE ]

this is only funny because its so awful

[/ QUOTE ]

I got a watch
Its a SWEEEOTCH
And when my mom does my clothes
she uses BLEEEOTCH

[/ QUOTE ]

Lets contiunue the worst rap in history.

Ya'll fools jammin the speaka
make me so mad I piss in your lab beacka
pull out cha gat, cuz my name is Meeka!

[edge]

Haha this is the best thread in MHNL that I can recall.