What would J.C. do?

[whiskeytown]

I don't know if I've ever published these -

I have these three questions I like to ask when deciding a course of action...if I have to make an important decision like whether I would do A or B or C -

1. What would Jesus Christ Do?

Fair question - even if you hate religion, there's a lot to be said for a guy who preached non-violence in an era where xenophobia was rampant and forgiving sins in an era where suggesting that not stoning a prostitute was almost grounds for being stoned yourself.

IF THAT DOES NOT HELP ME DECIDE MY COURSE OF ACTION

2. - What Would Johnny Cash Do?

uncompromising, unwavering - legendary - one can never go too far off mark paying attention to Johnny Cash

AND GOD FORBID, SHOULD I NEED BACKUP NUMBER THREE

3. - What would John Cusack do? -

Since he essentially plays himself in all movie roles and never varies, you've got the same guy in Runaway Jury that you do in Better Off Dead and Say Anything - he is the middle - when in doubt - rip off a John Cusack Character.

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And that helps me in my decisionmaking process -

RB

[diebitter]

Also...
http://www.happyhunter.com/wwfd.jpg


or if you insist on J.C., what would Joanie Cunningham do (apart from Chachi)

[beset7]

Have you been hitting the vaporizer? The first two i get but John Cusack!? That's way beyond me.

[TheMainEvent]

http://www.jonas.si/zapisi/wp-content/Johnny%20Carson.jpg

[edfurlong]

http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2004/Mar-08-Mon-2004/photos/cochran.jpg

[ChipWrecked]

http://www.historyplace.com/specials/calendar/docs-pix/jimmy-carter.jpg

[TheMainEvent]

http://www.udkow.com/Pictures/2003-VMU-1million_Party/JC_Chasez.sized.jpg

[whiskeytown]

I'm really struggling with that - looks like a poorly constructed 200 buck piece of [censored] - the rubber seal that seperates the globe from the base doesn't fit in the base and had to be carved out for the tube to the globe -

shoulda splurged for a Volcano -

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regarding John Cusack - as a kid all I wanted to do was be an irresponsible louse like the kind I saw on "Better Off Dead" or "One Crazy Summer" - that was my dream of all times -

son of a bitch - I lived out my dreams - all I do is sit around, play video games, get stoned, and watch TV and rock on -

RB

[gunt]

johnny cash is the modern day jesus, minus the resurection bs

[kipin]

http://www.shanghaiist.com/attachments/shang_frank/jackie%20chan.jpg

[TheMainEvent]

http://images.saleshound.com/broadreach/dyn_li/200.0.75.0/Retailers/CVS/050127_59n118_jose.jpg

[Eurotrash]

JC Chasez 4tw, hilarious

[Cumulonimbus]

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[whiskeytown]

laugh all you want at the loser - but remember this...

the man [censored] Eva Longoria -

I am jealous - period.

RB

[jesusarenque]

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johnny cash is the modern day jesus, minus the resurection bs

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November 18. I cannot wait.

[ChipWrecked]

http://www.shs.starkville.k12.ms.us/mswm/MSWritersAndMusicians/writers/ClowerJerry2MPE.jpg

[samjjones]

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johnny cash is the modern day jesus, minus the resurection bs

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Dude, let him get cold first.

[Dominic]

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I don't know if I've ever published these -

I have these three questions I like to ask when deciding a course of action...if I have to make an important decision like whether I would do A or B or C -

1. What would Jesus Christ Do?

Fair question - even if you hate religion, there's a lot to be said for a guy who preached non-violence in an era where xenophobia was rampant and forgiving sins in an era where suggesting that not stoning a prostitute was almost grounds for being stoned yourself.

IF THAT DOES NOT HELP ME DECIDE MY COURSE OF ACTION

2. - What Would Johnny Cash Do?

uncompromising, unwavering - legendary - one can never go too far off mark paying attention to Johnny Cash

AND GOD FORBID, SHOULD I NEED BACKUP NUMBER THREE

3. - What would John Cusack do? -

Since he essentially plays himself in all movie roles and never varies, you've got the same guy in Runaway Jury that you do in Better Off Dead and Say Anything - he is the middle - when in doubt - rip off a John Cusack Character.

------------------------------------

And that helps me in my decisionmaking process -

RB

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If you made this up yourself, you're very talented. This was quite funny.

[DukeSucks]

http://www.jcpenney.net/company/history/history/jcp034.jpg

[Mars357]

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Worst post ever....

[jesusarenque]

http://www.stevekwan.com/cash_finger.jpg

[ChipWrecked]

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Jeez, I thought my Jerry Clower was obscure.

What would Jim Crow do?

[IronDragon1]

http://www.austinchronicle.com/issues/vol18/issue45/pols.sci.7.jpg

[whiskeytown]

You're too kind - thank you - ....

I'll post it on the blog - feel free to redistribute it - LOL

So, taking the principal into example - you raise with AK and get repopped all in - Jesus, in this case, probably wouldn't play poker - so we go to the next one on down the list - What would Johnny Cash do?

So you turn to the raiser and in a deep voice say "By the looks of that raise, you look like you wanna be dropped head first down a deep hole - I reraise and suggest you reconsider calling" - - probably with a hand on the pistol -
Problem solved - /images/graemlins/grin.gif

RB

[TheMainEvent]

http://www.goldenworldtravel.com/gifs/jiminy.gif

[Dominic]

[ QUOTE ]
You're too kind - thank you - ....

I'll post it on the blog - feel free to redistribute it - LOL

So, taking the principal into example - you raise with AK and get repopped all in - Jesus, in this case, probably wouldn't play poker - so we go to the next one on down the list - What would Johnny Cash do?

So you turn to the raiser and in a deep voice say "By the looks of that raise, you look like you wanna be dropped head first down a deep hole - I reraise and suggest you reconsider calling" - - probably with a hand on the pistol -
Problem solved - /images/graemlins/grin.gif

RB

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Yeah, but what would John Cusak do???

fck that, what would JOAN cusack do?

[M2d]

She'd do Ward, of course.

[offTopic]

http://www.boyswithbears.com/tamijoh/duckie.jpg

[diebitter]

http://www.poster.net/peanuts/peanuts-joe-cool-4900436.jpg

I'm sooo tempted to take this as an avatar...

too late

[chuddo]

http://www.bodog.com/images/non-sports/johnnychan.jpg

get it in there.