Why JBB is a terrible person

[Evan]

I got a text message a little while ago from JBB saying, "Call me stat." Jbb has a wide range of what consititutes such a message, he could be in jail or have found a new flavor potato chip.

Due to what I think is a Verizon problem it takes me a while to get a hold of him. I finally do and the story unfolds. Here's an abridged version:

-JBB goes out with some friends
-He drinks way too much
-His friends are leaving the bar to go to a club but JBB can't keep up because he has to go puke
-He runs around the corner and finds a nice alley with dumpsters, seems like the perfect solution
-He pukes and feels immediately better
-...until the ground starts to move

Our resident B&M mod, JBB, puked on a homeless person tonight. Like many of us would feel in that situation, he didn't know what to do, so he pretended he didn't see the guy and walked away. Not only did he walk away, but he called me to share his tales.

Anyone ever done anything similarly awful?

[TheBlueMonster]

um, wow. That's rather gross. Of course I imagine I'd do the same in that situation.
I don't think he's a terrible person, just a little too drunk.

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Our resident B&M mod, JBB, puked on a homeless person tonight.

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Thats funny and messed up at the same time, kind of like that whole movie called "Bum fights"

ahahaahaa! thats classic. Some kid in the dorm room down the hall beer bonged a fifth of bacardi o (yea, i know, sounds like a challenge for Crimson) 5 minutes later, threw up all over the kids bed. Instant humor.

[gunt]

well, if you're gonna puke on someone,it might as well be a homeless person..
they puke on themselves all day...
and [censored] themselves too

[Eurotrash]

how direct of a hit did the vomit score? this is amusing, but still rather shitty at the same time. the homeless guy has a hard enough life already even without a striped shirt/Banana Republic chino-clad yuppie leaving the Golden Tee machine to go puke on him


I can't say i'd know what to do in this situation, but I probably would have tossed the guy a couple bucks to buy a 5th of Vladimir or something. you know, for his troubles.

[tonypaladino]

Anyone can puke on a bum.

Post once he gets a $5 blowjob from one.

[wacki]

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I can't say i'd know what to do in this situation, but I probably would have tossed the guy a couple bucks to buy a 5th of Vladimir or something. you know, for his troubles.

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Couple of bucks? You are cheap bastard. This homeless man deserves a hot shower.

[tonypaladino]

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I can't say i'd know what to do in this situation, but I probably would have tossed the guy a couple bucks to buy a 5th of Vladimir or something. you know, for his troubles.

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Couple of bucks? You are cheap bastard. This homeless man deserves a hot shower.

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So what, are you gonna take him home or spring $300 for a room at the W?

[BottlesOf]

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striped shirt/Banana Republic chino-clad yuppie leaving the Golden Tee machine to go puke on him

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Wow you nailed me....not at all.


I didn't puke on the homeless person, just in his vicinity. I certainly disrupted his sleep. I feel pretty bad about it.

[wacki]

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So what, are you gonna take him home or spring $300 for a room at the W?

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It's NY, I'm sure there is a cheap hotel somewhere that runs an hourly rate. Atleast give him enough money for new clothes, laundromat, and baby wipes. I would say $40 minimum is required here.

[BottlesOf]

Absolutely not at all. The guy got 0 puke on him.

[wacki]

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Absolutely not at all. The guy got 0 puke on him.

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Our resident B&M mod, JBB, puked on a homeless person tonight.

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????

Evan's post made it sound like a direct hit.

[BottlesOf]

Evan wanted some dramatic effect for his post.

[wacki]

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Evan wanted some dramatic effect for his post.

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Little people are always trying to compensate for what they don't have.
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<font color="gray"> Sorry evan it was too easy!</font>

[Eurotrash]

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striped shirt/Banana Republic chino-clad yuppie leaving the Golden Tee machine to go puke on him

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Wow you nailed me....not at all.

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relax, JBB, you know I've got nothing but love. i was just eager to use that description /images/graemlins/grin.gif


and to wacki, I guess I don't really appreciate the cheap bastard comment. I should have said in my initial post that setting him up with some booze would be the least i could do. I agree with you that the man does deserve a shower/new clothes after an event like that

[Evan]

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Absolutely not at all. The guy got 0 puke on him.

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This is not what you told me on the phone.

[Alexthegreat]

He didn't puke on him? even a little bit? What a bad story.

[Evan]

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He didn't puke on him? even a little bit? What a bad story.

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I quoted a first hand source, what do you want from me? Fwiw, I'm pretty sure JBB is lying now about not getting any on the guy.

[jesusarenque]

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So what, are you gonna take him home or spring $300 for a room at the W?

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It's NY, I'm sure there is a cheap hotel somewhere that runs an hourly rate. Atleast give him enough money for new clothes, laundromat, and baby wipes. I would say $100 minimum is required here.

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FYP

[wacki]

whatever,

a crappy or used tshirt and shorts, baby wipes, and coins for laundry isn't $100.

[KDawgCometh]

all I can say is, LOL

[Evan]

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whatever,

a crappy or used tshirt and shorts, baby wipes, and coins for laundry isn't $100.

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I can easily see not doing all this at 1 am when I'm drunk.

[wacki]

Then throw him cash. If he doesn't clean himself up it's his own fault.

[Evan]

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Then throw him cash. If he doesn't clean himself up it's his own fault.

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Do you realize we're talking about a homeless guy sleeping in an alley next to a dumpster? More likely than not itiative is not his strength.

[NLSoldier]

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I'm pretty sure JBB is lying now about not getting any on the guy.

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[wacki]

look, if their is a gas station, bistro, hotel, any joint with a bathroom nearby walk the guy there and pay the attendant $20 to allow him to use the restroom to clean himself off.

If you can buy baby wipes fine do it. If not throw him some cash. He may only use it to buy food, he may only buy booze. You don't know what he's going to do so you can't use that to justify not giving him money in this specific situation.

Look, I'm working off of the basic principle "if you [censored] someones [censored] up, you owe them compensation". You do what you can without going way out of your way. I've never been to that casino so I have no idea what's around it, but I'm sure I could find some creative way to deal with the situation. Hell I may even walk into the casino and ask them if I could buy some baby wipes (or 500 hand wipes), a shirt, and a hamburger off of them. I'm sure if you told the attendant what you did she may be able to help you in some way if you gave her a little bit of loot.

It's not that hard, and you have a lot of options.

[sthief09]

evan-

it's pretty obvious based on this thread that you suck

I hate you



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[sthief09]

also, this calls for a thread about dumbest thing you've done while blacked out drunk

[jakethebake]

When you sleep on the ground in an alley you deserve what you get.

[Evan]

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look, if their is a gas station, bistro, hotel, any joint with a bathroom nearby walk the guy there and pay the attendant $20 to allow him to use the restroom to clean himself off.

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There aren't many gas stations in Manahattan and none in the neighborhood JBB was in. I doubt many bistros are open at midnight. The closes hotel that I know of is the W Union Square, I don't think they're letting this guy in there.

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If you can buy baby wipes fine do it.

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Probably not a bad idea, though I definitely wouldn't think of it if I were drunk enough to be puking in an alley.

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I've never been to that casino so I have no idea what's around it, but I'm sure I could find some creative way to deal with the situation. Hell I may even walk into the casino and ask them if I could buy some baby wipes (or 500 hand wipes), a shirt, and a hamburger off of them.

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This was outside a bar in Union Square, nowhere near any casino.

[SackUp]

FYT

Awesome!

[Evan]

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also, this calls for a thread about dumbest thing you've done while blacked out drunk

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Your Morningside Park story is much better suited to start that thread than anything I could come up with.

[sthief09]

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also, this calls for a thread about dumbest thing you've done while blacked out drunk

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Your Morningside Park story is much better suited to start that thread than anything I could come up with.

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yes I know. done

[wacki]

ok, fine. Walk into any place that is open at the union square. Tell them what you did and offer them money to help. They may not accept it. If they turn you down you can walk to the next open place if you feel so dedicated.

If they don't help, give the homeless guy some loot. Again I think $40 is fine in this situation unless he is completely soaked and it's freezing out.

You did what you could.

[wacki]

btw, I just want to clarify hand wipes are not the same as baby wipes. Bars have a ton of hand wipes/ wet naps. They also have paper towels and water. :-D

You are also difficult. :-P

[Eurotrash]

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When you sleep on the ground in an alley you deserve what you get.

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this opinion sucks, Jake. have some compassion. this guy (presumably) was not bothering anybody at the time, and he just gets thrown up on while he's asleep.

[wacki]

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When you sleep on the ground in an alley you deserve what you get.

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I hope you develop a mental disease and end up homeless. That way I can stop by and puke on you.

[jakethebake]

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When you sleep on the ground in an alley you deserve what you get.

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I hope you develop a mental disease and end up homeless. That way I can stop by and puke on you.

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Meh. ok "deserves" was a little strong, but you gotta expect things like this will happen to you.

[Eurotrash]

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When you sleep on the ground in an alley you deserve what you get.

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I hope you develop a mental disease and end up homeless. That way I can stop by and puke on you.

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Meh. ok "deserves" was a little strong, but you gotta expect things like this will happen to you.

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I don't think he should "expect" it, but i also don't think something like this should surprise him. this is completely beside the point, though.

the idea is that JBB did this (or anybody who this happened to, not trying to pick on JBB) and it was very much in his power financially to make amends and help the poor guy out a bit so his life does not have to be THAT much shittier the next day when he awakens to find himself covered in dried vomit.

[jakethebake]

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this opinion sucks, Jake. have some compassion. this guy (presumably) was not bothering anybody at the time, and he just gets thrown up on while he's asleep.

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Once my one drunk buddy passed out, and my other drunk buddy puked all over his head in the backseat of my car. When we got home, we watched the buddy that was puked on literally crawl across the parking lot to his room. We all had a good laugh over it the next day. And pretty much nobody went on and on about how terrible it was or whether my puking buddy was a terrible person.

[Eurotrash]

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this opinion sucks, Jake. have some compassion. this guy (presumably) was not bothering anybody at the time, and he just gets thrown up on while he's asleep.

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Once my one drunk buddy passed out, and my other drunk buddy puked all over his head in the backseat of my car. When we got home, we watched the buddy that was puked on literally crawl across the parking lot to his room. We all had a good laugh over it the next day. And pretty much nobody went on and on about how terrible it was or whether my puking buddy was a terrible person.

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ok, well I don't want to get into a big discussion over this, but there seems to be a glaring difference between the two incidents. your friend, although the victim of the unfortunate circumstance, has a warm house to retreat to with running water and a change of clothes. the guy in the alley already has been [censored] on by life enough.

again, my opinion.

[sthief09]

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When you sleep on the ground in an alley you deserve what you get.

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I hope you develop a mental disease and end up homeless. That way I can stop by and puke on you.

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Meh. ok "deserves" was a little strong, but you gotta expect things like this will happen to you.

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if you weren't you, you'd be flamed bad for saying that, and deservedly so. it might be enlightening for you to do some research on homelessness. many of them really just got a shitty deal. not all of them are drug addicts and low lifes. these are people who have just "run bad," so to speak

maybe you just mistyped or got caught up in the humor in the situation but I think your opinion happens to represent public opinion and honestly I think it's pretty [censored] up

[jakethebake]

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the idea is that JBB did this (or anybody who this happened to, not trying to pick on JBB) and it was very much in his power financially to make amends and help the poor guy

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Offer him a job maybe? Say $20 to eat some dog poo?

[Eurotrash]

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if you weren't you, you'd be flamed bad for saying that, and deservedly so.

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this forum is pretty gay if anybody can say something so heartless and not take heat for it.

[jakethebake]

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if you weren't you, you'd be flamed bad for saying that, and deservedly so. it might be enlightening for you to do some research on homelessness. many of them really just got a shitty deal. not all of them are drug addicts and low lifes. these are people who have just "run bad," so to speak

maybe you just mistyped or got caught up in the humor in the situation but I think your opinion happens to represent public opinion and honestly I think it's pretty [censored] up

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I'm pretty sure I am getting flamed for it. I get flamed for a lot of things I say. Regardless, I've often said not not to take anything I say in 00T too serously.

[samjjones]

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I can't say i'd know what to do in this situation, but I probably would have tossed the guy a couple bucks to buy a 5th of Vladimir or something. you know, for his troubles.

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Couple of bucks? You are cheap bastard. This homeless man deserves a hot shower.

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He DID get a hot shower. A hot shower of vomit.

[Piiop]

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He DID get a hot shower. A hot shower of vomit.

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Ahh, the hot vomit shower. Second only to the golden shower.

[sfer]

Thanks for validating my "don't answer the phone" policy.

[BottlesOf]

I thought I was very clear. Then again, I did just puke near a homeless guy, so lucidity was not my strong suit.

[BottlesOf]

No worries, I was only a little less drunk when I posted replies last night. I'm confident the guy got 0 puke on him. However, he would've had to perform some work or relocate if he didn't want to sleep next to a pile of boot.

[BottlesOf]

You don't think giving the guy money would be a little demeaning? He wasn't begging for money, he was just sleeping. I don't know but it seems wrong to puke really close to somone and then throw money at him.

[wacki]

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You don't think giving the guy money would be a little demeaning? He wasn't begging for money, he was just sleeping. I don't know but it seems wrong to puke really close to somone and then throw money at him.

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The man is hungry, he sleeps and eats out of a dumpster, and he's covered in your vomit.

Do you really think a PROFESSIONAL BEGGAR will be even more insulted and even worse off than he just recently became thanks to your drunk ass by you giving him money or paper towels/food and saying you are sorry?

wow, just wow.

[IndieMatty]

I just want to approve of the word "terrible person" when describing a friend. Also acceptable; "sort of scummy", "horrible" and "miserable".
Five Stars

[Lazymeatball]

So what's he real story? JBB ran into an alley to puke, and it turns out there was a homeless guy sleeping nearby? Some possibility of splashback? I assume it was real dark, and there were no streetlamps to illuminate the area. So how did we eventually find out there was a bum in the alley, did he make some sort of audible noise, or did he move and JBB saw him and then left or something. JBB, I'm counting on you to give the full story.

[turnipmonster]

vnh

[BottlesOf]

Yea it's kind of covered throughout the thread. We were outside the place. I felt shitty and could feel a good boot coming. I didn't run, but calmly walked around the block, found a secluded place with a pile of garbage bags creating a little alcove. AT this point I had to let it fly. After I did, I notice some movement out of the corner of my eye, I realized somebody was sleeping nearbye, I froze in terror, very startled. I didn't know what to do and was not thinking clearly at ALL, so I just pretended not to notice, and I walked away. Looking back, the only thing I'd do differently is apologize and walk away, verifying once again I didn't hit him.

The best thing JBB could do was just walk away.....is giving the bum 10 bucks gonna get him a shower? no, i think the +ev play here was saying "my bad" and walking away before any more contact could occur.