MySpace/AIM Trip Report

[The Yugoslavian]

So, it's been a while since I've done a trip report of any kind and this seems to be perfect OOT fodder anyway.

I am on MySpace (like most of the people in SoCal my age seem to be on it).

I get very few random messages and/or friend invites. Anyway, last night when I was about to pack it in and go to sleep I checked MySpace and saw I had a friend invite from a dog that lives in SF. Some douche apparently thought making a page for his dog was cool. So I start complaining to all my friends via AIM that apparently only dogs (literally) will talk to me on MySpace and that a cute chick is apparently out of the question.

Lo and behold about 5 minutes later I ended up getting a message from a cute chick:

http://photobucket.com/albums/y247/peteysmooth/th_264807309_m.jpg

She sent a message saying I was cute and asking to chat with her on AIM.

At first I thought it easily could be one of my delinquent STTF friends who happened to have some weird fake account. But, meh, it's not like sleep is important or anything.

I checked out her profile and she had these other pics available for viewing:

http://photobucket.com/albums/y247/peteysmooth/th_264800611_m.jpg

http://photobucket.com/albums/y247/peteysmooth/th_264803546_m.jpg

Okay, so I thought 'Well, she's cute enough it would seem' but was still very wary since I haven't really ever interacted with anyone random from MySpace. Could be some porn spammer, could be a hooker, could be a friend messing with me.

But, it also could be a chick who was gtg. So I took the possible 'bait.'

This is an abridged, for readability and OOT enjoyment, conversation that took place last night between the hours of 12am and 3am. I included all information that I felt was applicable for thread discussion and advice.

Yugo: Hello?
Chica: hi
Chica: im bored. I cannot sleep
Chica: i like ur song
Chica: its cute
Yugo: the ying yang twins are great....that song may be the best song of '05

Chica: I didnt feel like going out
Chica: I had school until 10pm

Chica: I was born in Peru
Chica: moved to NJ when i was 11
Chica: here when I was 16
Yugo: ;-)
Chica: Jersey is the [censored]
Chica: but nothing beats SO cal
Chica: well maybe northern ,,, lol
Yugo: yeah.....it's close
Chica: I love the bay area

Chica: Im a sociology major criminology minor
Chica: I work with juvenile delinquents
Chica: for a small city
Chica: I supervise community service in the city

Chica: i cant beleive im still up

Chica: i get up shower have breakfast talk to my mom
Chica: I live with my parents
Chica: usually yell at each other in spanish
Chica: lol
Chica: I live with my dad too
Chica: he calls me from work
Chica: we chat

Chica: I need to move
Chica: Im going to Peru in april for a couple of months
Chica: and brasil too
Chica: I need sometime in the real world

Chica: are u a dancer?
Yugo: I am a person who likes to dance :-)
Chica: wow
Chica: white man can dance? lol
Yugo: I said I *like* to ;-)
Chica: i was going to point that out
Yugo: whether or not I can is up to my dancing partner(s)
Yugo: I let other people judge me on dancing ..... I already judge myself on way too much as it is

Chica: so u been there to the boogie
Chica: did u take ur pants off
Chica: lol
Yugo: no
Yugo: would i take my pants off?......perhaps /images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Chica: take it off
Chica: i think they have strippers on fridays
Chica: they have girls who always dance on the bar half naked
Chica: do u like strip bars
Chica: spearmint?
Yugo: I've been there in Vegas
Yugo: I'd love to do a compare/contrast
Yugo: see if they're at all similar
Chica: how old are u again?
Yugo: 24
Chica: young boy
Chica: lol
Chica: im 23

Chica: i am blunt sometimes and direct
Chica: must be jersey
Yugo: haha...perhaps
Chica: but i find that to be more real
Yugo: I am too to be fair...but that's generally b/c I just like being direct and authentic
Yugo: exactly :-)
Yugo: ppl in the midwest don't somehow....and are uncomfortable with it
Chica: not a hurtful bitch

Chica: as long as u can go to bed and think u did something good I think u should feel happy and proud
Yugo: did you feel that way last night?
Chica: I did,
Chica: Im so busy
Chica: I think I would be able to enjoy it more if I wasnt so busy
Chica: like I feel like I didnt talk to my dad today I was in the middle of someting at work
Yugo: oh.....well yes
Chica: they want to reach out and sometimes I dont have time

Chica: we want to go somewhere for thanksgiving
Chica: maybe rosarito
Yugo: I was in rosarito not very long ago I went with my cousins and friends
Chica: did u go to papas and beer
Chica: the bull
Yugo: yes!
Yugo: i definitely rode the bull and felt the flow!
Yugo: no one else would go with me tho
Chica: im the only one who got on it too
Chica: lol
Yugo: so anyway...I dominated the bull then I got us all up on one of the platform things
Yugo: that's b/c we know how to have fun!
Chica: lol
Yugo: oh...I also insisted that we go to the upper level and dance on the bar that was unoccupied...that was hot
Chica: u have a lil stripper in u lol

Chica: i like my boobs
Yugo: I bet you do ;-)
Chica: so what are u wearing?
Chica: lol

Chica: im wearing black boy shorts and a baby blue shirt
Chica: turns me on lol
Yugo: no wonder you can't go to sleep...you're too hot right now
Chica: i have a camera phone
Chica: takes decent pics
Chica: well indecent

Chica: what is ur background
Chica: i know u are white but
Chica: do u have some flavor
Chica: u look kinda armenian at first
Chica: yugoslavian maybe

Yugo: you should send me those pics
Chica: i like my tits

http://photobucket.com/albums/y247/peteysmooth/th_pink.jpg

Chica: I dont want to send u pics of my ass

Chica: i think naked men are not the sexiest
Chica: it's attitude and i like brains
Chica: women are prettier to look at

[Yugo sends pic]

Yugo: here I am with this really annoying chick
Chica: she is cute
Yugo: well.....yeah...but the thing is...she is a huge bitch
Chica: she probably needs to get laid
Chica: be a friend

http://photobucket.com/albums/y247/peteysmooth/th_culo.jpg

Yugo: it must be hard having such a sexy ass
Yugo: and too tired to go out and shake it

Chica: so when is the last time u got some
Yugo: the weekend before last [this was a complete lie....in fact, the only thing I lied about was my sexual experience sine my read on her was that she was a freak.]
Yugo: when I was in vegas with friends
Yugo: but it should have been this past weekend
Chica: u r a lil hoe
Chica: lol
Chica: im kidding
Chica: actually i shouldnt talk
Chica: i got some this weekend
Yugo: sounds like a long story with a happy ending though
Chica: a few happy endings
Chica: I hadnt for a while
Chica: i broke up with my bf june
Yugo: so how many happy endings did you receive?
Chica: one
Chica: im a giver
Chica: lol
Yugo: nice.....ahh i c
Chica: no it is hard for me
Chica: i need more practice
Chica: lol
Yugo: well what stimulates you the most?
Yugo: partners tongue?
Chica: i love oral
Yugo: your own touch?
Chica: i do that also
Yugo: ahh.....I agree :-)
Chica: have u slept with latin women
Yugo: no :-(
Yugo: I haven't been that lucky I guess

Chica: my ass is too big for u then

http://photobucket.com/albums/y247/peteysmooth/th_CuloT.jpg

Yugo: you know what Sir Mix A Lot says...'LA face with an Oakland booty'
Chica: i have an oakland booty
Yugo: an oakland booty is a very sexy booty
Chica: u dont have to convince me i like my booty
Chica: do u have a booty?
Yugo: yes I do
Chica: black from the waist down?
Yugo: you're not wrong
Chica: oh I havent had black scary
Chica: too big

Yugo: what positions do you enjoy most?
Chica: on top an doggy style
Chica: i couldnt do doggy style good this weekend he was big
Chica: we had to do it slow

Yugo: I don't like to rush into sex though....I think touch is important too
Yugo: caressing....licking....teasing.....whispering
Chica: I dont rush into sex with people i dont know.
Chica: i love foreplay and oral

Chica: ive slept with 5 people
Chica: as of sat

[boring explanation of past sexual partners...Yugo makes some [censored] up]

Chica: OMG it is so dam late

Yugo: we should check out one of these clubs you like so much......or a strip club so that I can compare/contrast
Yugo: but I need a cool guide like you :-)
Chica: well spearmint it is then
Chica: get u a lap dance
Chica: from candy
Chica: but i might have to take this girl from school to a bar
chica: we can talk tomorrow

Yugo: sweet dreams
Chica: adios chico

/images/graemlins/blush.gif

So, my initial read that she was a complete freak was probably wrong, /images/graemlins/frown.gif. She spent way too much time talking about had way too many details for it to be a complete scam. While she obviously enjoyed being naughty online it also seemed like she was more down to earth and much less sexually active (*perhaps*) than one would originally think.

I welcome *all* advice on what my play should now be. I should also add that in one week I am going to Amsterdam /images/graemlins/cool.gif with friends and plan to basically go crazy, so I have wild times /images/graemlins/shocked.gif in my near future no matter what becomes of this.

Yugoslav

[pokerdirty]

gd; IM

[d10]

[ QUOTE ]
Chica: lol

I welcome *all* advice on what my play should now be.

[/ QUOTE ]

Not worth it.

[crosse91]

does she have moustache?

[Shajen]

second and third pics look like two different women.

Your play: meet him (oops) I mean, her for coffee.

[diebitter]

I had no idea all these hijinx went on online.

Jeez, why couldn't the internet have been around 10 years ago /images/graemlins/frown.gif

oh, it was...

[TheMainEvent]

[ QUOTE ]
Chica: u look kinda armenian at first
Chica: yugoslavian maybe

[/ QUOTE ]

She's onto you

[4_2_it]

[ QUOTE ]
I had no idea all these hijinx went on online.

Jeez, why couldn't the internet have been around 20 years ago /images/graemlins/frown.gif


[/ QUOTE ]

It's posts like this that me hate being old.

[jaydub]

[ QUOTE ]
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Chica: u look kinda armenian at first
Chica: yugoslavian maybe

[/ QUOTE ]

She's onto you

[/ QUOTE ]

That quote makes me suspicious, she just busts out the guess of yugoslavian? Smells a little.

[samjjones]

After you were done beating off furiously afterwards, did you feel guilty knowing in your heart-of-hearts that this is a dude?

[The Yugoslavian]

[ QUOTE ]
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Chica: u look kinda armenian at first
Chica: yugoslavian maybe

[/ QUOTE ]

She's onto you

[/ QUOTE ]

That quote makes me suspicious, she just busts out the guess of yugoslavian? Smells a little.

[/ QUOTE ]

Yes, I agree...I do have pictures up on my myspace account from last weekend when I was dressed in a Peja Stojakovic jersey (who I look like). So it easily could have been due to that.

And the fact that I just do look Yugoslavian in pictures.

But yeah, this could be an extremely elaborate hoax.

Yugoslav

[pokerdirty]

even if it is a hoax, you say "haha, you got me..." and then move on. if not, it looks like you are going to have an easy lay.

[diebitter]

Can you get pics. I have no life, you see, and need the vicarious thrills that come from other peoples' experiences.

TIA

[RunDownHouse]

Just skimming that AIM convo made my herad hurt. Is this really the way you people talk online? Were you dumbing down for her or what?

[MrWookie47]

You read OOT. You already know how stupid people sound on the internet.

[shant]

[ QUOTE ]
Chica: u look kinda armenian at first

[/ QUOTE ]
Represent.

[pokerjo22]

Don't listen to the haters - they're just jealous. Its definitely a girl.

[pokerdirty]

lmao.

[IndieMatty]

PM with link, I'll let you know if she is legit.

[asofel]

this calls for some yoplait

[Sheepscot]

here's what I gather from skimming this post.
1)she is in NJ?
2)you talked 12-3 your time i guess, which would be 3-6 am hers.
3)it sounds like she was taking the pics as you talked.

But however her second pic (the one of her ass) looks like it is bright outside?
I don't think 6 am is even that bright.

Although I could be wrong, I think it is a scam. My first thought was that she was going to hit you up for money to go back to Peru

[The Yugoslavian]

[ QUOTE ]
Just skimming that AIM convo made my herad hurt. Is this really the way you people talk online? Were you dumbing down for her or what?

[/ QUOTE ]

I didn't include most of what I was saying b/c, frankly, OOT wouldn't be interested. It is already too long as it is.

I actually did dumb it down a bit and tailored my conversation to how she was saying things. But that is just habit.

Then again, I don't construct literary masterpieces via AIM....it just doesn't happen.

Yugoslav

[ QUOTE ]
Don't listen to the haters - they're just jealous. Its definitely a girl riddled with STD's.

[/ QUOTE ]

FYP.

[pokerdirty]

[ QUOTE ]
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Just skimming that AIM convo made my herad hurt. Is this really the way you people talk online? Were you dumbing down for her or what?

[/ QUOTE ]

I didn't include most of what I was saying b/c, frankly, OOT wouldn't be interested. It is already too long as it is.

I actually did dumb it down a bit and tailored my conversation to how she was saying things. But that is just habit.

Then again, I don't construct literary masterpieces via AIM....it just doesn't happen.

Yugoslav

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aka he didn't want to sound like a nerd in front of 2p2.

[utmt40]

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<font color="red"> Post the </font> link, I'll let you know if she is legit.

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[Pyromaniac]

she used to be in NJ but is in CA now, like the OP.

But the ass pics can't be live shots. different panties. unless she was modeling everything in her underwear drawer.

[The Yugoslavian]

[ QUOTE ]
here's what I gather from skimming this post.
1)she is in NJ?
2)you talked 12-3 your time i guess, which would be 3-6 am hers.
3)it sounds like she was taking the pics as you talked.

But however her second pic (the one of her ass) looks like it is bright outside?
I don't think 6 am is even that bright.

Although I could be wrong, I think it is a scam. My first thought was that she was going to hit you up for money to go back to Peru

[/ QUOTE ]

She lives in Southern California...just lived in NJ for a while earlier in her life.

She wasn't taking the pics as we talked....although you're right that it may have sounded like that. I'm sure all of these are pics she just has on her computer.

Yes, if it's a hoax, that's fine too of course....I was still entertained by the whole episode.

I'm going to try to hook up a scrippa club visit for later this week with her. I also didn't mention but she gave me her full name.....and asked for mine (which I didn't give). So that's a bit weird, especially since her last name is pretty generic (first name isn't necessarily but meh). So that may add to the hoaxishness.

Again though, as a hoax someone has waaaaaaay too much time on his/her hands. I think even if she won't meet that it's more likely she's just a girl who wants some online attention.

Yugoslav

[IndieMatty]

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<font color="red"> Post the </font> link, I'll let you know if she is legit.

[/ QUOTE ]

[/ QUOTE ]

No no. Yugo, I assure 100% confidentiality. But I will be able to tell the entire deal within 4 minutes. I'm good like that.

[durron597]

[ QUOTE ]
So I start complaining to all my friends via AIM that apparently only dogs (literally) will talk to me on MySpace and that a cute chick is apparently out of the question.

Lo and behold about 5 minutes later

[/ QUOTE ]

..........

Edit: get drunk, then call "her"

[RunDownHouse]

Is hooking up with random girls from MySpace common enough that you can actually bitch about getting less-than-average random MySpace IMs?

[LALDAAS]

[ QUOTE ]
Is hooking up with random girls from MySpace common enough that you can actually bitch about getting less-than-average random MySpace IMs?

[/ QUOTE ]

I can vouch for this. I have been living with my roomate since march. I have seen him bag 4 myspace girls.

[RunDownHouse]

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I can vouch for this.

[/ QUOTE ]
FWIW I wasn't trying to call him out or anything. I was honestly curious, and now I'm just amazed.

[TheMainEvent]

[ QUOTE ]
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Is hooking up with random girls from MySpace common enough that you can actually bitch about getting less-than-average random MySpace IMs?

[/ QUOTE ]

I can vouch for this. I have been living with my roomate since march. I have seen him bag 4 myspace girls.

[/ QUOTE ]

Right now there appears to be a ton more girls trying to meet people on myspace than guys. Enjoy it while it lasts.

[SuitedSixes]

Why didn't you tell her the truth about your sexual past? Pity/educational sex might be quite rewarding.

[TheMainEvent]

[ QUOTE ]
Why didn't you tell her the truth about your sexual past? Pity/educational sex might be quite rewarding.

[/ QUOTE ]

I don't think girls are very interested in this

[IndieMatty]

Update 5:15 and I do not see a blinking red envelope.

[Aloysius]

Hm - seems pretty legit. Though, my guess, if you hook up with her -

One Year From Now... (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&amp;Number=3082555&amp;an=0&amp;page=0#Post 3082555)

[The Yugoslavian]

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Why didn't you tell her the truth about your sexual past? Pity/educational sex might be quite rewarding.

[/ QUOTE ]

My read necessitated a semi-bluff.

Yugoslav

[ShawnHoo]

Make plans to meet up with her for a drink. What's the worst that can happen?

[rohjoh]

Yugo,

Your play is to meet here a local strip club. Worst case you are stood up, and you have to look at strippers for a an hour or two. Best case, well you should be able to figure out best case.

Fritz II(In Anaheim) is the right play, not all nude so they serve booze(very important). Might even have a few of your fellow SoCal 2+2 buddies meet you, or better yet be descretely at the club so they can see this dude when he shows up.

[dtbog]

[ QUOTE ]
second and third pics are two different women.

[/ QUOTE ]

[The Yugoslavian]

[ QUOTE ]
Yugo,

Your play is to meet here a local strip club. Worst case you are stood up, and you have to look at strippers for a an hour or two. Best case, well you should be able to figure out best case.

Fritz II(In Anaheim) is the right play, not all nude so they serve booze(very important). Might even have a few of your fellow SoCal 2+2 buddies meet you, or better yet be descretely at the club so they can see this dude when he shows up.

[/ QUOTE ]

Ahhh...see this is the best advice yet. I was thinking definitely meet up at a scrippa club b/c well...worst thing is I'm neck deep in buck nekkid big bootay scrippaz...and that right there is preety sweet. But going with some 2p2ers then if this *person* no shows (I really don't think a dude is going to show up but you never know) I'm basically still with cool people at a scrippa club.

I think the bottom line here is I need to get my ass to a scrippa club. Fritz II is better than Spearmint? As far as Vegas goes the Spearmint there has been phenomenal to me (and my friends)...

Yugoslav

[rohjoh]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Yugo,

Your play is to meet here a local strip club. Worst case you are stood up, and you have to look at strippers for a an hour or two. Best case, well you should be able to figure out best case.

Fritz II(In Anaheim) is the right play, not all nude so they serve booze(very important). Might even have a few of your fellow SoCal 2+2 buddies meet you, or better yet be descretely at the club so they can see this dude when he shows up.

[/ QUOTE ]

Ahhh...see this is the best advice yet. I was thinking definitely meet up at a scrippa club b/c well...worst thing is I'm neck deep in buck nekkid big bootay scrippaz...and that right there is preety sweet. But going with some 2p2ers then if this *person* no shows (I really don't think a dude is going to show up but you never know) I'm basically still with cool people at a scrippa club.

I think the bottom line here is I need to get my ass to a scrippa club. Fritz II is better than Spearmint? As far as Vegas goes the Spearmint there has been phenomenal to me (and my friends)...

Yugoslav

[/ QUOTE ]

Spearmint is better, but it is all nude, and therefore does not serve booze. Fritz II has a good atmosphere for hanging out and looking a the scrippas! Mr. J's is local to you, but the scrippas hassle you every five minutes for tips, even if you are trying to just hang and have a beer.

[kipin]

What a slut I [censored] this girl this past weekend.

Tried doggy style with her but she was uncomfortable so we just went slow missionary.

[jedi]

[ QUOTE ]

I get very few random messages and/or friend invites. Anyway, last night when I was about to pack it in and go to sleep I checked MySpace and saw I had a friend invite from a dog that lives in SF. Some douche apparently thought making a page for his dog was cool. So I start complaining to all my friends via AIM that apparently only dogs (literally) will talk to me on MySpace and that a cute chick is apparently out of the question.


[/ QUOTE ]

I'm also on MySpace, mainly from some friends who are WAAAAAY into it. Your comment about the dog reminds me of one of my real-life friends who is a friend of a lamp on MySpace. Yes, a lamp.

[The Yugoslavian]

[ QUOTE ]
What a slut I [censored] this girl this past weekend.

Tried doggy style with her but she was uncomfortable so we just went slow missionary.

[/ QUOTE ]

You're that dude? I took the part of the conversation out where she found out a couple days later that the dude faked the orgasms Paladino style and really could only get off by being anally banged by either a big dick or a huge dildo.

Yugoslav

[gunt]

that girl has an ugly mug

[tom441lbk]

[ QUOTE ]
that girl has an ugly mug

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm the only one with the Mr. T avatar around here man, you're going to need to change that...asap

[kipin]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
What a slut I [censored] this girl this past weekend.

Tried doggy style with her but she was uncomfortable so we just went slow missionary.

[/ QUOTE ]

You're that dude? I took the part of the conversation out where she found out a couple days later that the dude faked the orgasms Paladino style and really could only get off by being anally banged by either a big dick or a huge dildo.

[/ QUOTE ]

OK, secret is out... but I still got a big dick.

[tonypaladino]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
What a slut I [censored] this girl this past weekend.

Tried doggy style with her but she was uncomfortable so we just went slow missionary.

[/ QUOTE ]

You're that dude? I took the part of the conversation out where she found out a couple days later that the dude faked the orgasms Paladino style and really could only get off by being anally banged by either a big dick or a huge dildo.

Yugoslav

[/ QUOTE ]

Just to clarify, the Paladino style refers only to the faking of the orgasm. /images/graemlins/heart.gif

[The Yugoslavian]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
What a slut I [censored] this girl this past weekend.

Tried doggy style with her but she was uncomfortable so we just went slow missionary.

[/ QUOTE ]

You're that dude? I took the part of the conversation out where she found out a couple days later that the dude faked the orgasms Paladino style and really could only get off by being anally banged by either a big dick or a huge dildo.

Yugoslav

[/ QUOTE ]

Just to clarify, the Paladino style refers only to the faking of the orgasm. /images/graemlins/heart.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

Of course, /images/graemlins/grin.gif.

The rest is clearly Kipin style.

/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

Yugoslav

[MyTurn2Raise]

good post...entertaining

What I learned: I need a myspace account.

[The Yugoslavian]

[ QUOTE ]
good post...entertaining

What I learned: I need a myspace account.

[/ QUOTE ]

Be careful...you may get friend requests from very crappy Orange County bands and dogs that live in SF.

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Yugoslav

[ThaHero]

This started out as a trip report and ended up being a SoCal scrippa joint review thread!

Well I need to check out this "Fritz II". Me and my twin bro went to Silver Reign in Santa Monica/Westwood area on Halloween. The place was dead slow. We went after the Roots concert in Hollywood, where we got plenty drunk. Went to the scippa joint to continue our drunken ways, only to find they didn't serve drinks. WTF!?!? Oh well, just look at chicks while we sober up...How depressing.

Might be goin to the Blackstar concert in Anaheim tomorrow, maybe we will check out Fritz's, but we've spent enough money as it is lol.

[The Yugoslavian]

[ QUOTE ]

Might be goin to the Blackstar concert in Anaheim tomorrow, maybe we will check out Fritz's, but we've spent enough money as it is lol.

[/ QUOTE ]

Should be worth it.....I simply can't see Rojoh being wrong about these things (but be warned if TheUsher or Lacky attempts to give you advice about scrippa clubs...the shame /images/graemlins/frown.gif /images/graemlins/mad.gif /images/graemlins/frown.gif ).

Yugoslav

[ThaHero]

[ QUOTE ]
Should be worth it.....I simply can't see Rojoh being wrong about these things (but be warned if TheUsher or Lacky attempts to give you advice about scrippa clubs...the shame /images/graemlins/frown.gif /images/graemlins/mad.gif /images/graemlins/frown.gif ).

Yugoslav

[/ QUOTE ]

LOL. Thanks for the tip! Fritz it is!!

[The Yugoslavian]

To be fair...both TheUsher and Lacky are almost unparalleled ballers once up in da scrippa club. But somehow, someway they manage to f*ck up their initial selection of club.

It's like being ridiculously good at poker but only finding gay Go Fish games or something.....I mean, you never truly can be a winner playing Go Fish...b/c let's face it, you're playing Go Fish when you should be pwning some little batches at poker one table over, /images/graemlins/blush.gif.

Yugoslav

[ThaHero]

That's good to know, as all the scrippas flock to the guys with money. As long as I hang around them, I'll get front row seats. That is always my strategy at the scrip club, sit near the guy with the biggest pockets...He'll feed the chicks money and you don't have to pay much for great tickets. As you can tell my Weak-Tight tendencies don't go over too well in the strip clubs, you gotta be a maniac in there.

Sorry to hijack your post too dude...errr, I think you got her in the bag. Take her down!

we need an update. it sounds too good to be true though. if it is true......LAY A MUSHROOM STAMP ON HER FOREHEAD FOR OOT!

[rohjoh]

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Might be goin to the Blackstar concert in Anaheim tomorrow, maybe we will check out Fritz's, but we've spent enough money as it is lol.

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Should be worth it.....I simply can't see Rojoh being wrong about these things (but be warned if TheUsher or Lacky attempts to give you advice about scrippa clubs...the shame /images/graemlins/frown.gif /images/graemlins/mad.gif /images/graemlins/frown.gif ).

Yugoslav

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Actually went to Fritz's last night, coworker got fired(female) so I took her, and some of my other coworkers out to celebrate. After 15 Corona's I was paying the scrippas $20 a pop to kiss the female coworker. Might call for a seperate trip report, but I am hung over, and the breakfast trunk just honked, got to get breakfast burrito...

[The Yugoslavian]

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we need an update. it sounds too good to be true though. if it is true......LAY A MUSHROOM STAMP ON HER FOREHEAD FOR OOT!

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Well yes, I can do a mini-update. I talked with her briefly last night while I was pwning some STTs on PS. Anyway, she was going out with friends or something so it was only for a few mins.

I brought up how we're going to go to Spearmint or some other such scrippa club this weekend. She didn't balk but she did mention she had to write some paper for school and if I helped her then we could go Saturday night.

Well, I'm not helping her with some bitch ass paper unless I'm in a relationship or she's a good friend. Her saying this gives me the following possible reads: she very well could just be garnering attention and being naughty on the internet - not actually going to be out doing anything with me and/or I'm starting to think she's younger than advertised, but it's somewhat difficult to tell so far.

Anyway, if I have more time to talk I'm going to certainly make a scrippa club the #1 option but drinks or a club is good too. This definitely will have to happen before I even think about helping her with some paper.

Yugoslav