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11-01-2005, 03:40 PM
Background: I was pretty much blackout drunk and I had pretty longish hair that I wanted cut so I let my friends start cutting. Then one of them got goofy and shaved off like my entire sideburn and more so I said "cut it all off."

How I have to meet my Mom who I haven't seen in like 6 months in 3 weeks. What can I do to make the hair grow faster than the normal rate? Any supplements, gels, lotions? Please herlp me!
jakethebake
11-01-2005, 03:41 PM
Wear a hat.

Also, rubbing a coarse grain sandpaper briskly over your cranium will enhance bloodflow to the area. It's really the only way.
imported_The Vibesman
11-01-2005, 03:42 PM
I don't understand. Your mom will be upset because you got a haircut? Mine has spent the last 20 years asking me to cut mine.
xadrez
11-01-2005, 03:42 PM
Does your mother have some sort of allergy to shaved heads or something? Does she lord over your hair-do's?

Who cares what she thinks?
HopeydaFish
11-01-2005, 03:47 PM
Get a swastika tattoo and some combat boots to complete the look.
IndieMatty
11-01-2005, 03:53 PM
How the [censored] did you get into college?
11-01-2005, 03:56 PM
Tell her you decided to join the military. After she's done freaking out, let her know that its a joke. She will be so relieved she won't mind the haircut.
samjjones
11-01-2005, 03:56 PM
Next, have your "friends" dry shave your scrotum with a dull razor. Report results.
Matt Flynn
11-01-2005, 03:57 PM
Any regular hot sauce applied to the scrotum and left on for an hour will enhance hair growth. Tabasco is fine, although many people prefer habanero sauce.
FouTight
11-01-2005, 03:58 PM
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Next, have your "friends" dry shave your scrotum with a dull razor. Report results.

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his mom will be pissed about his head, can you imagine her reaction to this?
swede123
11-01-2005, 03:59 PM
Good advice. Once when I cut mine too short I went with this rememdy, which probably sped up the growing process by a factor of two or three.

Swede
MrTrik
11-01-2005, 04:08 PM
Wear a [censored] ass hat.

NM. I meant: You are a [censored] ass hat.
tdarko
11-01-2005, 04:25 PM
you are an idiot and i wish they had shaved your eyebrows.
jakethebake
11-01-2005, 04:26 PM
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you are an idiot and i wish they had shaved one of your eyebrows.

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tdarko
11-01-2005, 04:30 PM
much much better.
jakethebake
11-01-2005, 04:38 PM
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much much better.

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We once did this to a guy and he didn't notice for three days.
durron597
11-01-2005, 04:38 PM
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Any regular hot sauce applied to the scrotum and left on for an hour will enhance hair growth. Tabasco is fine, although many people prefer habanero sauce.

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As usual, Matt always supplies the best advice.