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odellthurman
10-31-2005, 05:12 PM
News from Yorskhire
Extract from the Yorkshire Evening Post:

"A drunk who claimed he had been raped by a dog was yesterday jailed for 12 months by a judge. Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after a passing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier, called Badger, having sex with him at the side of a road in Huddersfield, West Yorkshire.

Prosecutor Ben Crosland said the couple had stopped to help because they thought Hoyle was being attacked by the animal. But when they got closer they saw that he had his trousers round his ankles, was down on all fours and the dog was straddling him from behind.

"The defendant mumbled something about the dog having taken a liking to him," said Mr Crosland. "The couple were extremely offended and sickened by what they saw." Another passing motorist contacted the police and Hoyle was arrested as he walked with the dog down the road.

Hoyle, of East view, Marsh, Huddersfield, told police "I can't help it if the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape me."

He repeated the ra pe allegation at the police station and added "The dog pulled my trousers down." Hoyle, who has had a long-standing alcohol problem, was jailed for 12 months after he admitted committing an act which outraged public decency.

His barrister said Hoyle had no memory of the incident because of his drunken state, but was now very remorseful and incredibly embarrassed.

Jailing him, Judge Alistair McCallum told Hoyle "Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway. Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension. It is an absolutely disgusting thing for members of the public to have to witness

Dynasty
10-31-2005, 05:14 PM
What an idiiot. The guy could probably make good money doing stuff like this on the net.

diebitter
10-31-2005, 05:14 PM
Hudderfield is a boring place, it has to be said...

10-31-2005, 05:23 PM
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buggered by a dog

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Buggered... heh heh, they talk funny.

diebitter
10-31-2005, 05:24 PM
English, you mean?

TJSWAN
10-31-2005, 08:33 PM
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Hudderfield is a boring place, it has to be said...

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that boring ???? /images/graemlins/blush.gif

Tim

spamuell
10-31-2005, 08:36 PM
Obviously I don't know enough about it, but from this article alone, a 12 month imprisonment seems quite unfair.

TheMainEvent
10-31-2005, 08:38 PM
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Obviously I don't know enough about it, but from this article alone, a 12 month imprisonment seems quite unfair.

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If he wasn't doing it on the side of a public road I might agree

DrSavage
10-31-2005, 08:39 PM
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What an idiiot. The guy could probably make good money doing stuff like this on the net.

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Oh man, i think we have a new challenge for Crimson!

Peter666
10-31-2005, 08:41 PM
When will we come out of the dark ages and allow this loving couple to get married?

utmt40
10-31-2005, 08:50 PM
Pathetic

spamuell
10-31-2005, 08:52 PM
To be fair, it's probably pretty difficult to argue that it was non-consensual from the point of view of the dog so if the man had been sober and it hadn't taken place in public, why not?

NLSoldier
10-31-2005, 09:53 PM
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What an idiiot. The guy could probably make good money doing stuff like this on the net.

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Oh man, i think we have a new challenge for Crimson!

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Id be a PLATINUM sponsor for sure.

Los Feliz Slim
10-31-2005, 10:00 PM
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To be fair, it's probably pretty difficult to argue that it was non-consensual from the point of view of the dog so if the man had been sober and it hadn't taken place in public, why not?

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Yeah, why not? The dog wanted to.

In all seriousness, though, it IS a little odd that [censored] a dog is against the law, but mercilessly slaughtering livestock or ducks or whatever is A-OK. Not that I'm pro dog-[censored] or anti-meat, but as Captain Benjamin L. Willard might say, it's a little like handing out speeding tickets at the Indy 500. Or something like that.

11-01-2005, 03:32 AM
You can hit your dog but you cant hit it.