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Sully
10-31-2005, 03:28 PM
I had the pleasure of watching one of my favorite all time stupid movies yesterday. Teen Wolf. Nerdy high school basketball player becomes a werewolf and buys kegs, van surfs, and dominates on the court like no other.

Seriously. There is no other person on earth who plays basketball like Michael J. Fox. Well, maybe no other American. Canadians don't count. Every single basketball scene is so ridiculous that it becomes awesome. My favorite is the ending scene where the main guy from the other team is allowed to stand directly under the basket while Michael J. Fox shoots the winning free throws from his hip, then celebrates by jumping on the fat guy from the team who gives a dominating fist pump.

It got me to thinking about my favorite stupid movies. Have any?

http://www.movie-montage.com/images/upload/1106.jpg
Shajen
10-31-2005, 03:31 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/SGFlutegirl/spaceballs-thumb.jpg

<font color="white">I'm kidding, obviously. </font>
diebitter
10-31-2005, 03:32 PM
I had this yesterday watching '5000 fingers of Dr T' with my kids. For the last 15 minutes of it, I couldn't stop laughing, it was so obviously gay (I mean there was an obvious gay subtext in the screen action/words/songs/focus), and the kids thought it was great that daddy found their film so funny.

I've never seen it before, and just couldn't believe it. Up until that end, I was amazed it wasn't more famous as a kid's film, cos it seemed so cool (and it is cool, the gay thing is fine IMO, but it just cracked me up), but I could see why by the end some parents might find it disconcerting without being able to put a finger on why.
imported_The Vibesman
10-31-2005, 03:33 PM
Freejack, w/ Emilio Estevez, Mick Jagger and Anthony Hopkins. The scenes where good guy Estevez and bad guy Jagger talk tough to each other are some of the funniest stuff ever filmed. Also, you learn how to prepare river rat.
10-31-2005, 03:36 PM
"The Dancing Outlaw"

This was originally created as part of a series of documentaries of fine arts in the Appalachain area. It tells the story of a gasoline huffing hillbilly named Jessco White who tapdances for a living. One of the funniest things I have ever seen, (especially because it's a true story).

To quote Jessco:
"So I held that knife up to her throat and said 'Woman, if you wanna live to see tomarrow, you best be fryin them eggs better than you been a fryin em. I'm tired of eatin sloppy, slimy eggs'"
offTopic
10-31-2005, 03:39 PM
The winner for me, "and it's not close", is Hard Target.

http://members.aol.com/werlat/image/bilder/hard_target_schlangenbiss.jpg

"What kind of name is Chance?"

"My maddah toog wan."
man
10-31-2005, 03:42 PM
Dead Alive. I'm pretty sure it was actually intentionally funny, but it was intentionally funny in such a bizarre way that I think it counts.
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/dead-alive/24.gif
edit: is that image too gross to be shown? apologies
10-31-2005, 03:43 PM
http://mostlycloudy.net/~dnl2ba/images/forum/please%20stop/vader-nooooo.jpg
Phoenix1010
10-31-2005, 03:44 PM
Point break.
Sponger15SB
10-31-2005, 03:45 PM
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Point break.

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I AM AN FFFFFFFFFFFF BBBBBBBBBBB IIIIIIII AGENT!
Sponger15SB
10-31-2005, 03:47 PM
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/153/924244.jpg
JimGil
10-31-2005, 03:48 PM
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Point break.

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definitely Point Break.

A close second...the Ice Storm.
StevieG
10-31-2005, 03:48 PM
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Freejack, w/ Emilio Estevez, Mick Jagger and Anthony Hopkins. The scenes where good guy Estevez and bad guy Jagger talk tough to each other are some of the funniest stuff ever filmed. Also, you learn how to prepare river rat.

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Man did Hopkins mail this one in. Unbelievably, Jagger is the best actor in this movie.
samjjones
10-31-2005, 03:49 PM
"Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin...................in the end"
StevieG
10-31-2005, 03:50 PM
How is spaceballs unintentionally funny?
imported_The Vibesman
10-31-2005, 03:52 PM
[ QUOTE ]
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Freejack, w/ Emilio Estevez, Mick Jagger and Anthony Hopkins. The scenes where good guy Estevez and bad guy Jagger talk tough to each other are some of the funniest stuff ever filmed. Also, you learn how to prepare river rat.

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Man did Hopkins mail this one in. Unbelievably, Jagger is the best actor in this movie.

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Hopkins has mailed in a lot of stuff. Easily one of the more overrated actors out there, really nothing more than a whore who has gotten lucky being cast well on a few parts. (Lecter) I thought the best actor was the bum who offered Estevez the river rat. But Jagger's great too...

"You can't get rid of me that eeeeaasily, Furlong..."

Anyone who hasn't seen this movie, it's really hilarious.
StevieG
10-31-2005, 03:52 PM
Showgirls goes way off the unintentional comedy scale.
Vavavoom
10-31-2005, 03:54 PM
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"Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin...................in the end"

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A personal fave along with "Shooting for the Moon"
TheMainEvent
10-31-2005, 03:54 PM
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Point break.

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Ben Harp: Do you think that taxpayers would like it Utah, if they knew that they were paying a federal agent to surf and pick up girls?
Johnny Utah: Babes.
Ben Harp: I beg your pardon?
Johnny Utah: The correct term is Babes, sir.


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pokerdirty
10-31-2005, 03:56 PM
Keanu Reeves in any film he has done.
danzasmack
10-31-2005, 03:58 PM
Troll 2 and it's nothing is even in the same ballpark.
Shajen
10-31-2005, 03:59 PM
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How is spaceballs unintentionally funny?

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read the white text.
pryor15
10-31-2005, 04:01 PM
http://www.chariho.k12.ri.us/chs/studentwork/p_debartolo_movies/pics/bandit%203%201.jpg
ghostface
10-31-2005, 04:01 PM
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How is spaceballs unintentionally funny?

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ghostface
10-31-2005, 04:02 PM
Oh, that white text. lol
imported_The Vibesman
10-31-2005, 04:03 PM
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http://www.chariho.k12.ri.us/chs/studentwork/p_debartolo_movies/pics/bandit%203%201.jpg

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How is Smokey and the Bandit unintentionally funny? It's supposed to be funny. It is funny.
StevieG
10-31-2005, 04:04 PM
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How is spaceballs unintentionally funny?

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read the white text.

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pwnt, obviously
pryor15
10-31-2005, 04:05 PM
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http://www.chariho.k12.ri.us/chs/studentwork/p_debartolo_movies/pics/bandit%203%201.jpg

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How is Smokey and the Bandit unintentionally funny? It's supposed to be funny. It is funny.

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i always found it funny on 2 levels, the intentional and the unintentional. plus, would the thread really be complete without a picture of Burt?
RiverFenix
10-31-2005, 04:15 PM
True Lies.
4_2_it
10-31-2005, 04:30 PM
Do Ed Wood films qualify? If so, we have our winners.
durron597
10-31-2005, 04:32 PM
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Keanu Reeves in any film he has done.

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He was trying to be intentionally funny in the Bill &amp; Ted movies.
durron597
10-31-2005, 04:33 PM
Both Teen Wolf and True Lies were intentionally funny, you guys aren't giving the writer enough credit.
coolhandkuhn
10-31-2005, 04:44 PM
Road House has to be in the running for this award.
Wes ManTooth
10-31-2005, 04:50 PM
The Last Dragon

http://dvdmedia.ign.com/dvd/image/lastdragon160_top.jpg
http://www.twentysix.net/update/updates/011111/lastdragon.jpg
Phoenix1010
10-31-2005, 04:56 PM
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The Last Dragon

http://dvdmedia.ign.com/dvd/image/lastdragon160_top.jpg
http://www.twentysix.net/update/updates/011111/lastdragon.jpg

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Am I the meanest?
Sho 'nuff!
Am I the prettiest?
Sho 'nuff!
Am I the baddest mo-fo, low down, around this town?
Sho 'nuff!
Well who am I?
Sho 'nuff!
Who am I?
Sho 'nuff!
I can't hear you!
Sho 'nuff!
The Shogun of Harlem!

Man this movie rules.
xadrez
10-31-2005, 04:58 PM
http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/~susan/sf/films/trecall/head.jpg
LoaferGee12
10-31-2005, 05:00 PM
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Good one. Especially the part with the egg.

Another one is
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00006JU83.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Had me in fits.
Superfluous Man
10-31-2005, 05:03 PM
Die Another Day. Mainly thanks to p.o.t.
diebitter
10-31-2005, 05:05 PM
Wouldn't this be true of any movie though?
MonkeeMan
10-31-2005, 05:10 PM
Not just funny, unintentionally hilarious.

http://recollectionbooks.com/bleed/images/BB/reefer-madness.jpg
private joker
10-31-2005, 05:10 PM
http://www.yuanlei.com/movies/big/armageddon.jpg
gamblore99
10-31-2005, 05:57 PM
Left Behind.
Left Behind (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/left_behind/)

The ending was awesome. After confirming the bad guy is in fact going to destroy the world, the main character says "Wow. That sucks. I guess I'll go to church and pray."

THE END

I was watching this in a church in South Africa (I'm jewish, and not religious), and it took all my effort to not burst out laughing.
Sully
10-31-2005, 06:02 PM
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Both Teen Wolf and True Lies were intentionally funny, you guys aren't giving the writer enough credit.

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I know that Teen Wolf was supposed to be a comedy, but I can't credit the writer for MJF's basketball skills. That is just something that you cannot write.

His ball handling is off the charts on the humor scale. His shooting and defense also need to receive some kind of award.

His passing is OK though, and I have to admit that he moves well away from the ball.
SossMan
10-31-2005, 06:04 PM
http://www.monsterlandtoys.com/video/godzilla%201998.jpg

two words:

Godzilla Hides
Monty
10-31-2005, 06:05 PM
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This isn't supposed to be funny? I thought it was intentional.
Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!
10-31-2005, 06:38 PM
http://www.kungfumovies.net/images/13723.jpg
SomethingClever
10-31-2005, 06:45 PM
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omfg that movie is insane. Did you watch it with me?

The watermelon monster? Bwahahahahah!
orange
10-31-2005, 06:48 PM
http://www.int-ent.net/Vampiyaz%20art.jpg

This is the funniest movie I've ever watched. We rented it purely on humorous expectations.
Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!
10-31-2005, 06:51 PM
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omfg that movie is insane. Did you watch it with me?

The watermelon monster? Bwahahahahah!

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yeah i think u had to review it or somthing.
Monty
10-31-2005, 06:54 PM
Tara aka Hood Rat (http://imdb.com/title/tt0277370/) starring Ice-T
Eihli
10-31-2005, 06:55 PM
xXx: State of the Union.

I forget what the situation is but someone calls something a "geothermal nuclear imaging camera" talking about some high tech piece of gadgetry.
scott8
10-31-2005, 07:09 PM
National Treasure

Con Air

Face Off
dynamite
11-01-2005, 12:35 AM
Evil Dead
gr8vertical
11-01-2005, 12:44 AM
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005JM4Z.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
Bigdaddydvo
11-01-2005, 12:46 AM
Twister...well, basically anything with Bill Paxton in it.

"They're not in it for the science, they're in it for the money!"

I too plan to get rich studying tornadoes.
gunt
11-01-2005, 12:58 AM
big trouble in little china.. classic
Clarkmeister
11-01-2005, 12:58 AM
Blind Fury.
Brain
11-01-2005, 01:14 AM
The Shining.
KneeCo
11-01-2005, 01:31 AM
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There is no other person on earth who plays basketball like Michael J. Fox. Well, maybe no other American. Canadians don't count.

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Ironically, this gets my vote for most unintentionally funny post.
Michael J. Fox is Canadian.
IndieMatty
11-01-2005, 01:38 AM
Meet Joe Black has it's moments. When he gets by the car gets me everytime.
Godfather80
11-01-2005, 01:41 AM
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National Treasure

Con Air

Face Off

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I think you mean "Face/Off". The backslash lets you know it's extreme.
iMsoLucky0
11-01-2005, 02:01 AM
You know. I'm going to take his face... off...
Phoenix1010
11-01-2005, 02:02 AM
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Evil Dead

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VERY good answer.
Godfather80
11-01-2005, 02:10 AM
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You know. I'm going to take his face... off...

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Yeah, but... like... dood. See, it's also like a face off like in hockey. And it's like the two stars are sharing top billing and sort of facing off for dominance in the press. And, have you seen that backslash. [censored]'s fuct.
thatpfunk
11-01-2005, 02:21 AM
http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/5548/1wabowakzyycudrimhqam1ml.jpg http://img477.imageshack.us/img477/1139/showdowninlittletokyo2yc.jpg
Stellastarr
11-01-2005, 03:18 AM
Bloodsport hands down.

http://www.schnittberichte.com/www/SBs/313/22.jpg
mgsimpleton
11-01-2005, 04:15 AM
pumping iron.

http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/77/28/53m.jpg

and it isn't close.
imported_The Vibesman
11-01-2005, 09:46 AM
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There is no other person on earth who plays basketball like Michael J. Fox. Well, maybe no other American. Canadians don't count.

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Ironically, this gets my vote for most unintentionally funny post.
Michael J. Fox is Canadian.

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They should have made Teen Wolf a hockey player. He could have been an enforcer, and when he got into a fight with another player, he could have turned into a wolf and ripped his [censored] throat out.