HALLOWEEN WEEKEND TRIP REPORTS

[mason55]

Friday Night
I skipped work (like usual). I went out around 10pm to shoot pool with some friends at a ghetto ass pool hall. H was there with a girl he was effing. Me and B were shooting really well. P was shooting OK. Me and B were taking it easy because we had been drinking hard all week. We drank like 6 beers each (taking it easy right?) until I noticed all the posters for Wild Turkey 101 on the wall. So me and B got 2 shots each and then decided to have car bombs.

I guess that's taking it easy? We finished our shots and drinks and pitchers and went to T's house (P is staying there). We bought some Toxic Hell on the way (that I had to be reminded of on Sunday). We also bought Skittles. Well T had a girl in his room but he left the window to his room open. B and I spent 30 minutes throwing Skittles through T's window. He claims that we hit his girl 15 different times. Nice. B took me home.j

Saturday
I woke up at 4:30pm after playing drunken [censored] from 4am to 8am. B picked me up at 6pm and we went to Starbucks. I picked up 2 girls. They turned out to be 14. Ouch. We were going to get dressed up and go to the bars in DC but we were drunk by 8pm. So instead we went and shot pool with asofel and Tyler Durden. The four of us talked [censored] about all the DC [censored] players who weren't there. B and I had 14 beers and we bought a round of car bombs for the four of us. After asofel ran a game 8ball from the break we started playing spades. At 1-1 (asofel and Tyler got super lucky in the second game, the first one was like 500 to 150) they closed the bar and kicked us out. Eventually B and I left and went to Denny's for dinner. The line for a table was 30 minutes long. I decided that I would get us a table. First I started to walk over to a table with what I thought was two girls. Turns out I was drunk and it was an ugly girl and her boy friend. I noticed an 8 person table with only four hot girls at it. I went and sat straight down and told them that me and B were sitting with them. They seemed impressed. One of them talked back to me (effing women) and B said "Looks like she has your number." I said "No, but she should" and got it. Nice work Mason. Somehow we got home and I made B watch The Big Lebowski for the first time while we drank a bottle of Mount Gay Rum at 5am.

Sunday
I woke up at B's and didn't know where I was or what day it was. Turns out day light savings time was last night, so we woke up at 9am. Neither of us even get up that early for work. We watched the rest of The Big Lebowski (the part B slept through). Then I made him watch the Blair Witch Project while I almost vomited from the shitty camera work. Once that movie was over we left to go to our friend's house (J). We picked up a couple 24's of Steel Reserve to drink before the DC UNITED PLAYOFF GAME!!! Our friend's wife wouldn't let him drive so we couldn't drink in the car. We picked up J's friend at the Air and Space museum for some reason and got to the game. Me and B killed our 24's in the parking lot and went into the game. DC was already losing so we decided to drink heavily instead of watching the game. Somehow we ended up back at the bar with asofel. He was hustling drinks at darts. Our friend P showed up, as well as our friend Pb and his wife S (who I hit on when I'm drunk). We played some games of pool and eventually closed it down again. From there, me, B, and P went BACK to the same Denny's. We had the same server but he had no hot girls to bring us tonight. The table next to us had a cute girl and two dudes. I tried to talk to her but she wouldn't respond, so I yelled "YOU'RE PROBABLY GETTING TAG TEAMED ANYWAYS." Her two male friends didn't appreciate it. They wanted to fight me but didn't have the balls. I got my food and when I saw them getting ready to leave I went outside to wait. I tried to starte a fight but the pussies just walked away. So we ate our food while I hit on some more girls with their boyfriends. No more numbers tonight. Now I'm back home at 4am getting ready to call off work tomorrow.

Your weekend trip report?

[2+2 wannabe]

awesome trip report - the best part was:

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I went and sat straight down and told them that me and B were sitting with them. They seemed impressed. One of them talked back to me (effing women) and B said "Looks like she has your number." I said "No, but she should" and got it.

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[diebitter]

Hell, I read this, and the 'sup bro' thing has finally fallen into place for me! I get it! /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[mason55]

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Hell, I read this, and the 'sup bro' thing has finally fallen into place for me! I get it! /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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If only I were Grotesquely Handsome, maybe I would have had a trip report about bringing one of them home.

[diebitter]

Oh don't worry, I never do that (if you do mean me), and I don't have a tenth of the fun you do... /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[mason55]

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Oh don't worry, I never do that (if you do mean me), and I don't have a tenth of the fun you do... /images/graemlins/frown.gif


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I have just been waiting to take a shot at your title since I first saw it /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[NLSoldier]

Nice post.

I got blackout-drunk both nights and kicked lots of ass at beer pong. Thats about all I remember /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[diebitter]

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Oh don't worry, I never do that (if you do mean me), and I don't have a tenth of the fun you do... /images/graemlins/frown.gif


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I have just been waiting to take a shot at your title since I first saw it /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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Thank F for that - I thought you were flirting with me. /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

Now, I've not had any OOT flirtage in weeks, and you seem like a nice guy, and I'm flattered, but....

[mason55]

Oh yeah, one more addition (since it's too late to edit I guess).

We had the same waitress Sat and Sun night. When I gave her my ID for the pool table tonight, she came back and said "You're Mason *****?" I said "Yes of course" She said "You went to ***** ********* High School??" I said "Yes..." She said "I lived on your block. I graduated one year after you. I was friends with your sister."

I grew up in Columbus, OH and am living in DC. That was effing weird.

[JaBlue]

friday

my birthday. friends took me out to see the foo fighters. 1 guy friend (M) 1 girl friend (K) and one cute girl (A) that maybe i'll get with. anyways, they have school until 3 so we meet at my house at 4 and barbecue and pregame. Cute girl brings coors. yuck. I decide to just blaze and me and K do that. M doesn't because he's gonna drive to bart. pussy. Me and K had quite a few hits of grandaddy purple so we were gone and A is half asian and had 6 beers so she is somewhat wasted. We get to bart 20 minutes behind schedule and A has to pee. We get off to let her pee and wait for the next train, setting us back another 20. We get there at 7:40, miss the opener Hot Hot Heat, but see Weezer. I don't like them much but they impressed me anyway. It was the last stop of the tour so the Foo Fighters pulled a prank on weezer. they hired 6 male strippers who ran up on stage with W E E Z E R on their chest. They had patns on. Then they didn't have pants on. Just thongs. I thought this was funny but in the back of my mind I knew it should have been disturbing. K and A are loving the male strippers and me and A are dancing and having fun. Anyway, then the foo fighters come on and kick ass. They play like 4 songs from The Colour and the Shape and a few other hits and a few crappy newish songs. Then after everlong, which was sweet by the way, I look in front of me to see A heaving. Turns out she threw up a little bit and is feeling very faint. I grab her and we get out of there. We missed the last 10 mins but saw all the good songs anyway. Got home hella late, went to in N out, went home.

saturday
played a lot of guitar during the day, played a little bit of poker, got a call from A at 4:00. she said she's about to see SAW II. I said that was great and she could call me back after she saw it. she agrees. I wanted to see this movie too but I don't have a car so I call up K and find out if she wants to see it later. She does. Anyway, I just chill at home from like 4-7 at which point K comes over and I make some din din. Steak, mushrooms, onions w/ bay leaves, some garlic bread. Excellent. We finish eating and [censored] at 9 and the movie starts at 10 so we get some coffee. I am pissed to find that the movie theater doesn't allow outside drinks and I burn myself trying to drink as much coffee as possible in a few mins. Stupid. Anyway, saw saw II which was suspenseful and very good in my opinion except some parts were unintentionally funny which kind of ruined the suspense. Also kind of predictable. Oh well, it was fun. After SAW my heart is still pouynding and K almost gets in a car crahs. I'm not sure who was at fault but it was a close call and with the heart all ready beating fast very scary. anyways, she drops me off around 12. I go home and decide to play some poker and sleep and, whaddayaknow, another friend D is awake. I talk to him and he invites me to go hang at his house. I ask if I can crash there and he obliges. We drink, chill for a little bit watching some chinese chow yung fat movie that sucks because it has no karate in it, then smoke and play Soul Calibur. At this point I remember that A was gonna call me and never did. I call her half expecting her to be awake (its about 1:30) but she's not. I'm pretty horny at this point so that sucks. oh well. Me and D have some good inciteful conversation and he hypes up raves. I'm excited. We finally sleep at 4:00 AM.

SUN
I tell myself that I am gonna get a lot of work done. Of course it doesn't happen that way. I wake up at like 2:00 PM and realize that I don't have some vital items for my halloween costume and my friend, D2, doesn't have his either. [censored]. I call him and we get going to goodwill in search of Blues Brothers gear. I find a black jacket for 8.99 and he finds one for 11.99. He rips off his tag and the lady gives him the price on mine. We still need hats and glasses but they don't have them. We're in San Mateo anyway so we go to the music shop. I get two packs of guitar strings and play a 2400$ hollowbody. That was nice. D2 buys a bass for himself for 170$. We then go to KFC and order an 8piece meal for 15$, substituting potato wedges for the default cole slaw and mashed potatos, of course. We find that these guys gave us cornbread instead of biscuits and vow to never go to san mateo KFC again. [censored] them. The cornbread sucks. We then head to salvation army over in millbrae which turns out to be closed. [censored]. It's 5:00 on sunday and we're not sure where we can find the porkpie hats and raybans glasses. I suggest going to Haight and so we do. We get there in 30 mins, walk around and find this store Aardvarks which has the hats, glasses, and thin ties. All in all these 3 items cost 20$ for each of us. Not too bad. We decide to peruse Amoeba Records since we're there all ready anyway. I get Immortal Technique: Revolutionary Vol I which isn't as good as Vol II. I also get Mingus Mingus Mingus Mingus Mingus which kicks ass and Mos Def - Black on Both Sides which I like a lot so far. This costs ~40$ which kind of sucks. He gets some used Explosion CD for 5$ which is pretty good. We get back to his house and realize we don't have facial hair. The blues brothers have mutton chops for chrissakes. We go to longs and find packages for werewolf costumes that happen to have werewolf hair in them. It is brown. We take the hair out of the package and leave, saving a few bones. We say hi to a reasonably cute girl working the cashier. She's nice but nothing special and we jet. Now it's 7:00. I cook dinner for the family and then somehow waste time up until now where I still need to do work but don't want to.

[JaBlue]

Oh yeah, today me and D2 will go to a costume party probably around 7:00. the intention is to get drunk and have fun. there should be some girls around at the costume party so we'll see what happens with that. hopefully good things.

[diebitter]

What costumes you got?

'Ghostbusters' gives you licence to 'trap' the girly ghosts, vampires etc.

You know it makes sense.

[mason55]

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he hypes up raves

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I am still anxiously awaiting this trip report. I thought you were doing it this weekend?

[JaBlue]

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he hypes up raves

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I am still anxiously awaiting this trip report. I thought you were doing it this weekend?

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I am anxiously awaiting this trip. Whenever the next one he wants to go to is, we'll go. That is, as long as its not in some super cutty place like one that he told me about in Oakland where the hosts got robbed and everyone's cars got broken into. Turns out they were in a neighborhood that was 90% gang.

[BobboFitos]

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Your weekend trip report?

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I played [censored] all weekend. Yes; I live vicariously.

[jakethebake]

How did i kiss this thread the first time through. Everyone I've talked to had an awesome Halloween-party filled weekend. It seems like I'm the only one that did not get shitfaced, get laid, and/or otherwise have an awesome Halloween party experience. More trip reports please!!! I'm living vicariously through you all. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[dcasper70]

I installed a bathroom fan and a motion sensor light over my driveway. Followed that with putting up some lattice on the underside of my deck. Finished with a healthy wife-prepared dinner and a few beers while enjoying TiVo's Family Guy episodes.

Bed by 11.

I'm with Jake. Help me remember life before responsibility. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[diebitter]

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I installed a bathroom fan and a motion sensor light over my driveway. Followed that with putting up some lattice on the underside of my deck. Finished with a healthy wife-prepared dinner and a few beers while enjoying TiVo's Family Guy episodes.

Bed by 11.

I'm with Jake. Help me remember life before responsibility. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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I wish my weekend was as good as yours...

Hell, I'm living vicariouosly on the lives of the guys who live vicariously on the lives of others... /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[IndieMatty]

My hands are shaking, my bed is broken, and my bathroom is flooded with listerine. I may elaborate later.

Satruday, I bailed a friend out of lockup, after he got pulled over for drunk driving (almost left him sit to prove a point), but his girl (and wierdly enough, his GUY friends, were literally crying when I got there...wtf). Then I hailed a cabbie back to the bar I was at, and picked up this chick that was barely legal, in a french maid outfit. Sunday = football.

[jakethebake]

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My hands are shaking, my bed is broken, and my bathroom is flooded with listerine. I may elaborate later.

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Please do!!!

[mslif]

Went to a party and got a little too friendly with Jack and his best friend ice. I was voted best costume of the night! Ended up falling into a pool (I shall remind you that it freezing cold in CO). Got home at about 5 AM, happy, tired, drunk. Ate a yummy burrito and crashed. Good times.

[Shajen]

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How did i kiss this thread the first time through. Everyone I've talked to had an awesome Halloween-party filled weekend. It seems like I'm the only one that did not get shitfaced, get laid, and/or otherwise have an awesome Halloween party experience. More trip reports please!!! I'm living vicariously through you all. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Had about 30 people over to the house:

damage:

136 jello shots (used only vodka, due to time restrictions)
2 1.75 bottles of Jack
2 1.75 bottles of Captain
1 1.75 bottle of Wyoborowa (at El D's recommendation, was damned good. (Local liquor warehouse finally started carrying it, I give it two thumbs up)
1 Liter bottle of Jaeger
1 750ml bottle of Peach Schnappes
2 cases of beer (cheap [censored], bud light and Mick Ultra--hey, I didn't drink the [censored])
redbull, cranberry juice, various other mixers. Only had 1 person puke though, and she was 'faced when she arrived.
various other bottles of alcohol brought by the guests.

We started off the night with 23 jaeger bombs, and it went down hill from there. The last guests left around 6:30am. I'd tell more, but it's a little fuzzy. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[swede123]

The wife was invited to a party with some med school friends. She initially wanted to go as Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love, but since I'm a foot taller and 100 lbs heavier than Kurt I vetoed this idea. Instead we went as Herman and Lily Munster.

Her costume involved a pink, long nightgown from Goodwill, which she sewed to resemble the dress Lily wears. My costume involved a black suit, some big boots and a bolt through my neck. She finished it off by some good Munster-looking makeup.

Arriving a fashionable hour late we were still among the first ones there, which meant Herman camped out by the keg for the first hour or so. Good times. My initial fear was that this group of medical students and doctors would be a bit subdued for a great halloween party. This turned out to be not true, as there were lots of sexy nurses, sexy maids, sexy pirates, and about 31248 sexy angels there.

Even though I didn't hardly know anyone I find this actually makes for an even better drunken party; nothing breaks the ice as teaching sexy Little Red Ridinghood about the current drinking game that's going on.

As far as good costumes we got some props for ours (I'll post a picture later), there was a nice Austin Powers/Fem-bot combo, a Jay and Silent Bob that was pretty hilarious, and the female doctor (unfortunately not an OB-GYN) who went as a livesize penis, with her boyfriend going as a vagina.

All in all, fun was had by everyone, and most of Sunday morning was spent recovering (getting old and out of party-shape really sucks).

Swede

[asofel]

oh my [censored] head


seriously, is it possible to break your brain?

oh yeah, you owe me $20. (who makes a prop bet AGAINST their partner in spades /images/graemlins/grin.gif)

[jakethebake]

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I yelled "YOU'RE PROBABLY GETTING TAG TEAMED ANYWAYS." Her two male friends didn't appreciate it.

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They were pissed because you ruined their shot at the tag team.

[Ulysses]

Things got pretty out of hand.

[mason55]

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oh my [censored] head


seriously, is it possible to break your brain?

oh yeah, you owe me $20. (who makes a prop bet AGAINST their partner in spades /images/graemlins/grin.gif)

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If I don't remember it it didnt happen /images/graemlins/tongue.gif
I don't even remember which night that was? Sat or sun?

[JcTc]

I had a great weekend, but after reading about other people smoking crack and stuff, this is probably really long and boring.

Friday I went back home for the first time since school started. My mom cooked a delicious dinner of steak on the grill, fried potatoes (probably my favorite food), and broccoli with cheese. Afterwards, I drove over to my friend's house and we started drinking there. A bunch of my friends who I hadn't seen for a while started showing up which was awesome.

After a while, we went out to his barn and started playing beer pong. I won two games, lost two, and started getting a good buzz. From there we headed downtown to our favorite bar. The owner/bartender there loves us and was happy to see us so he gave us $3.00 pitchers all night. After drinking pitcher after pitcher of Spotted Cow, I was pretty much done for. I started hitting on every girl in the bar, regardless of how hideous they were, and had my life threatened a few times by their boyfriends.

At bar time, I got a ride back to my friend's house where I would be staying the night. When we got there, he asked if I wanted to drive around and smoke some weed, which I agreed to as I had not smoked weed since a Brewers game in June. Getting stoned and talking and driving around the backroads at 3 a.m. was a lot of fun. After an hour of this we headed back to his house and I crashed with the room spinning around me as I fell asleep.

I woke up the next morning at 10 and everything was still spinning. I drove home and my mom had prepared an awesome bacon and cheese omlette, along with toast sprinkled with cinnamon sugar. After this, I fell asleep to college football on the couch and didn't wake up until 5.

I carved a jack-o-lantern for my mom and then we had another awesome dinner of bacon cheeseburgers with avacado, more fried potatoes, and pumpkin pie, along with some brandy old fashioned's. Then my friends picked me up to go Madison for the Halloween festivities. I went as God's Gift to Women (a box around me with wrapping paper, a note that says, "To: Women From: God", and a bow on my head). We drank at my friend's apartment for a while and then walked around State Street, which was fun, but crowded as usual. Despite my sweet costume, I did not get laid.

The next morning, my mom cooked another great meal of scrambled eggs, hashbrowns with cheese, sausage links, and toast. I packed up and headed back to school, where I do not have my mom to spoil me until Thanksgiving.

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You kissed the thread?

[asofel]

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oh my [censored] head


seriously, is it possible to break your brain?

oh yeah, you owe me $20. (who makes a prop bet AGAINST their partner in spades /images/graemlins/grin.gif)

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If I don't remember it it didnt happen /images/graemlins/tongue.gif
I don't even remember which night that was? Sat or sun?

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haha, i've tried that excuse before...no dice...

That was on sunday...i think....yeah because B was laughing at you as well while we were trying to convince P not to wuss out and leave half way through the game...

[jakethebake]

Some friends of friends of mine posted these pics from their Halloween party. I have no idea what this stuff is other than the Wesson oil, but I think Crimson should try to eat it.

http://img276.imageshack.us/img276/1263/0bg0ab.jpg


http://img276.imageshack.us/img276/3876/0bg24gt.jpg


http://img276.imageshack.us/img276/134/0bg32xu.jpg


http://img321.imageshack.us/img321/6648/0bg58hl.jpg


http://img321.imageshack.us/img321/3425/0alb8eq.jpg


http://img321.imageshack.us/img321/3001/0alb22rw.jpg

[asofel]

salsa con queso.....and lots of it?

[jakethebake]

One more...

http://www.hashflash.com/TBH3%20Home%20Pic.jpg

And you can see why I'm so annoyed at not having gotten to go out for Halloween. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

edit: By the way, I can highly recommend some of the other pics from their website. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Klepton]

http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/6475/img05934fe.jpg

i'm shredder.

[mmbt0ne]

Halloween night I went to a mewithoutyou/Dredg/Blood Brothers/Coheed and Cambria concert, then broke into an abandoned asylum in north Atlanta.

[Lazymeatball]

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One more...

http://www.hashflash.com/TBH3%20Home%20Pic.jpg

And you can see why I'm so annoyed at not having gotten to go out for Halloween. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

edit: By the way, I can highly recommend some of the other pics from their website. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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those people really like clowns. and phallic symbols