Dumbest tattoo you've ever seen [Archive] - Two Plus Two Older Archives

HopeydaFish

10-30-2005, 05:33 PM

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The word 'NIKE' on the shoulder.

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Ugh...that's pretty bad. I've seen at least one retard with the Nike swoosh logo tattooed on his chest as well.

tonypaladino

10-30-2005, 05:35 PM

http://www.gaypaintings.com/images/tattoo/zohar1.jpg

tonypaladino

10-30-2005, 05:36 PM

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Where is the tattoo of the gay merman dudes jerking each other off?

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This one? (http://badgas.co.uk/griffnut/back_tattoo.jpg) (nsfw)

jesusarenque

10-30-2005, 05:36 PM

Every LBT.

mmcd

10-30-2005, 05:39 PM

Back when I was in highschool, the manager of the local Friendlies had Alf tatooed on his forearm.

tonypaladino

10-30-2005, 05:40 PM

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Back when I was in highschool, the manager of the local Friendlies had Alf tatooed on his forearm.

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That sounds awesome. Alf rocks.

TheNoodleMan

10-30-2005, 05:43 PM

any japanese charcter on someone who doesn't speak japanese.

HopeydaFish

10-30-2005, 05:44 PM

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Back when I was in highschool, the manager of the local Friendlies had Alf tatooed on his forearm.

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That sounds awesome. Alf rocks.

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LOL...yeah, I'd kind of like my own Alf tattoo, actually. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

Sponger15SB

10-30-2005, 05:45 PM

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Where is the tattoo of the gay merman dudes jerking each other off?

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This one? (http://badgas.co.uk/griffnut/back_tattoo.jpg) (nsfw)

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yayyyyyyyyy

Ice Man

10-30-2005, 06:00 PM

I saw one at lake Havasu that was pretty stupid. From under a dude's arm-pit bush, he had two legs spread out: One leg was on his arm, the other was running down his torso. The woman's body was on the back of his shoulder.

Of course, he had a snatch stenciled in as well.

10-30-2005, 06:09 PM

We were camping, and our car broke down, so the tow truck towed us to this huge truck stop. Ive never seen anything like this place before, it was a small city it was so big. Needless to say, this was a haven for dumb tats. The one that sticks out the most, is this huge burly trucker, had on his ankle, two unicorns, doing it.

Autocratic

10-30-2005, 06:11 PM

I've seen the Volkswagon logo on someone's arm.

tomdemaine

10-30-2005, 06:36 PM

Does anyone have the bad apostrophe guy?

Blarg

10-30-2005, 06:47 PM

About 99% of them, I guess.

NobodysFreak

10-30-2005, 07:00 PM

They're all equal in their stupidity.

10-30-2005, 07:10 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/scorev1/003dickL.jpg

Warik

10-30-2005, 07:11 PM

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About 99% of them, I guess.

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I think you're off by 1.

MCS

10-30-2005, 09:12 PM

I don't think the middle one is so ridiculous. The OP's and bigscore's, however, are excellent answers.

pokerdirty

10-30-2005, 09:59 PM

http://www.prophetsplace.com/tysontat.jpg

i win.

CardSharpCook

10-30-2005, 10:02 PM

A kid at my school got a Tat of a baby devil, diapers and all with a Chef hat and a Knife on his leg. Huge tat, too.

I laughed pretty hard at this, both to his face and behind his back.

Bascule

10-30-2005, 10:11 PM

I think bigscore's is the winner. Still, this is pretty stupid.

http://www.bodycorner.nl/tattoo/Tattoo%20Bart/black&white/blackwhite%20sept/bono.jpg

HopeydaFish

10-30-2005, 10:15 PM

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I think bigscore's is the winner. Still, this is pretty stupid.

http://www.bodycorner.nl/tattoo/Tattoo%20Bart/black&white/blackwhite%20sept/bono.jpg

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This one is stupid because it looks more like Mickey Rourke than Bono.

10-30-2005, 10:20 PM

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/scorev1/003dickL.jpg

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There's got to be a great story behind this tat

Lazymeatball

10-30-2005, 10:33 PM

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I think bigscore's is the winner. Still, this is pretty stupid.

http://www.bodycorner.nl/tattoo/Tattoo%20Bart/black&white/blackwhite%20sept/bono.jpg

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This one is stupid because it looks more like Mickey Rourke than Bono.

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I thought it was Michael Madsen as "The Matador" at first. that would be hilarious.

Sponger15SB

10-30-2005, 10:34 PM

http://images.ibsys.com/2002/0925/1687357.jpg

elwoodblues

10-30-2005, 10:53 PM

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This one is stupid because it looks more like Mickey Rourke than Bono.

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Yah, that's why it's stupid.

HopeydaFish

10-30-2005, 11:15 PM

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This one is stupid because it looks more like Mickey Rourke than Bono.

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Yah, that's why it's stupid.

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Sorry, I should have said that it's *even more* stupid because it doesn't look much like Bono.

I acknowledge that it would still be stupid even if it looked *absolutely* like Bono.

imitation

10-30-2005, 11:18 PM

A couple of music ones come to mind. A full back KORN tatoo, wow that's going to be [censored] hot stuff when you're 40yrs old...and the other was a pretty large one on some girls arm of that zwan band, I think they made 1 album and went there seperate ways after about 9mths, certainly not worthy of a [censored] tatoo.

Clarkmeister

10-30-2005, 11:24 PM

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Every LBT.

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no

Sephus

10-30-2005, 11:24 PM

http://img500.imageshack.us/img500/8868/collegehumor1602852451xauto4wm.jpg

Sephus

10-30-2005, 11:27 PM

http://img500.imageshack.us/img500/4469/collegehumor115391451xauto2cm.jpg

Sephus

10-30-2005, 11:29 PM

http://img500.imageshack.us/img500/9923/collegehumor2862451xauto4ue.jpg

Sephus

10-30-2005, 11:30 PM

http://img489.imageshack.us/img489/255/collegehumor128737451xauto0wb.jpg

HopeydaFish

10-30-2005, 11:30 PM

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http://img500.imageshack.us/img500/8868/collegehumor1602852451xauto4wm.jpg

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Is this BusterStacks? /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Eurotrash

10-30-2005, 11:30 PM

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http://img500.imageshack.us/img500/8868/collegehumor1602852451xauto4wm.jpg

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I think this could actually be salvaged if he got it to read, "i'm awsome, your retarted"

Sponger15SB

10-30-2005, 11:31 PM

If you're that hairy you should either 1) not get a tattoo or 2) shave the rest of your stomach/chest

HopeydaFish

10-30-2005, 11:33 PM

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http://img500.imageshack.us/img500/9923/collegehumor2862451xauto4ue.jpg

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Goatse Bart Simpson, nice.

Sephus

10-30-2005, 11:34 PM

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If you're that hairy you should either 1) not get a tattoo or 2) shave the rest of your stomach/chest

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yeah i've been meaning to for a while now.

TheIrishThug

10-30-2005, 11:42 PM

i saw a kid that had the XXX on the back of his neck from the vin disel movie.

10-31-2005, 12:27 AM

I was searching for a picture of Charles Manson. This one is even dumber.

http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A50309/high/bmegl030840.jpg

10-31-2005, 12:32 AM

http://img500.imageshack.us/img500/2931/typicaltattooedguy0ud.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img500.imageshack.us/img500/6567/typtatguyclose7gc.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Your second grade education betrayed you.

reo

10-31-2005, 12:49 AM

I think it's . . .

"YOU'RE SUFFERING. I BETRAYED YOU."

Isn't there an 'I' there?

Wait.

. . . I give up.

Recliner

10-31-2005, 12:57 AM

I'm not sure but "You are suffering betrayed you" can't be right.

captZEEbo1

10-31-2005, 01:51 AM

some of these tattoos aren't that bad guys...not saying I'd get them b/c all tattoos are dumb imo, but a bunch are funny. And the ones with cocks are only bad because you're homophobic (whether you admit it or not). If you saw a tattoo of two chicks doing it on a chick you'd be like OMG!!!111!!

"I'm AWSOME" is only cool if it was intentional, otherwise it's really sad.

10-31-2005, 02:17 AM

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http://img489.imageshack.us/img489/255/collegehumor128737451xauto0wb.jpg

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This guy's stretch marks are disgusting. If I knew him I'd take a big knife a slice him open.

rusellmj

10-31-2005, 02:29 AM

Not only are those stupid, the artwork is horrendous.

lighterjobs

10-31-2005, 03:40 AM

I go to school at oklahoma state and it's pretty much illegal here to not have a can of skoal at all times. there's no telling how many hillbillies at my school have this tattoo.

http://www.docstattoo.com/images/photos/chevyracing.jpg

bdk3clash

10-31-2005, 03:45 AM

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i saw a kid that had the XXX on the back of his neck from the vin disel movie.

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Maybe it was a straightedge tattoo (http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/edge001.html)?

10-31-2005, 04:12 AM

I'm just really glad I didn't find any of my tats in here!

Dantes

10-31-2005, 05:54 AM

http://audreystats.oddments.org/ljpix/BadTattoos/dork.jpg
http://audreystats.oddments.org/ljpix/BadTattoos/godspeed.jpg
http://audreystats.oddments.org/ljpix/BadTattoos/tattoo-flyingtampon.jpg
http://audreystats.oddments.org/ljpix/BadTattoos/sad%20emo%20boi.jpg
http://audreystats.oddments.org/ljpix/BadTattoos/mrcoolice.jpg
http://audreystats.oddments.org/ljpix/BadTattoos/mrcoolice2.jpg

nsfw:

http://audreystats.oddments.org/ljpix/BadTattoos/stupidtattoo4.jpg

http://audreystats.oddments.org/ljpix/BadTattoos/labiatat.jpg

http://audreystats.oddments.org/ljpix/BadTattoos/spreadeagle.jpg

http://audreystats.oddments.org/ljpix/BadTattoos/tattoo-penis-boy.jpg

gulebjorn

10-31-2005, 07:05 AM

I think Mr. Cool ICE is taking down this award.

JaBlue

10-31-2005, 07:07 AM

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I think Mr. Cool ICE is taking down this award.

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yep. look at the guy under his right arm in the second pic. hahahaha

Vavavoom

10-31-2005, 08:00 AM

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I think Mr. Cool ICE is taking down this award.

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I think he defo has self-esteem issues....

lighterjobs

10-31-2005, 06:59 PM

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I think Mr. Cool ICE is taking down this award.

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he is my new hero.

the glasses on the back of the head made this an easy winner.

Skipbidder

10-31-2005, 07:30 PM

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/scorev1/003dickL.jpg

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There's got to be a great story behind this tat

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I'm guessing he lost a prop bet.

SossMan

10-31-2005, 07:51 PM

My brother has a ton of stupid tats.

on one ankle, he has two scantily clad devil-woman hybrids w/ the subtitle 'hell's belle's" (complete w/ the apostrophes), and on the other ankle he has the same scantily clad angel-women w/ the subtitle, "heaven's Honies". (not Honeys, Hoe-knees, or any better alternative spelling)

He probably has around 50 different tats. He got them all in a two or three year period. He got tired of people asking him if they hurt, so he got a vertical one down his spine in Old English characters that says "OUCH"

what a tool.

10-31-2005, 07:54 PM

Is Mr. Cool Ice Sup Bro's cousin?

The guy isn't even that built. He's all flexin like he's rock hard and sh*t. This guy needs to get reamed in jail again.

10-31-2005, 07:56 PM

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http://img500.imageshack.us/img500/9923/collegehumor2862451xauto4ue.jpg

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OK, this one is actually pretty funny.

swede123

10-31-2005, 07:58 PM

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Is Mr. Cool Ice Sup Bro's cousin?

The guy isn't even that built. He's all flexin like he's rock hard and sh*t. This guy needs to get reamed in jail again.

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I'd have to call bullshit on Mr. Cool Ice. I just don't see him getting all that ink done. If it is true though, it's easily the all-time winner (loser) in this contest.

Swede

John Bedtelyon

11-01-2005, 01:19 AM

What does everyone think about the poker tattoos that people are getting nowadays?

I've seen a lot during the main event series so far and some are pretty bad.

I have a poker tattoo on my forearm which I had way before the poker boom and it sickens me to see so many around now. I'm starting to dislike my own tattoo as I see more and more people with other, bad, poker tattoos.

I've even seen a guy with the same tattoo Worm had in the movie Rounders... trendy...bad...sickening.

JMB

TiK

11-01-2005, 02:11 AM

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any japanese charcter on someone who doesn't speak japanese.

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Even more stupid tat that I've seen. A (non-asian) girl who had a chinese character tattooed, but backwards (like a mirror image). Obviously not purposeful...the artist [censored] up...but still retarded.

bholdr

11-01-2005, 02:14 AM

a freind had a 3 inch high crappy little dancing tulip on his leg, with a 'be happy' face in the center. he was drunk when he got it.

also, a star trek communicator on the chest.

same guy.