The worst hand I've ever played...

[Homer]

...and the biggest pot I've ever won! Have fun trying to put us on hands!

Party 2-4. Six limpers, SB completes, I raise out of the BB and all call. Eight to the flop for two bets. (Pot size = 16 small bets)

Flop - 9 /forums/images/icons/heart.gif Q /forums/images/icons/heart.gif T /forums/images/icons/club.gif

SB checks, I bet, EP1 raises, EP2 reraises, MP1 calls three cold, MP2 calls three cold, I coldcall, EP1 caps and we all call. Five to the turn. (Pot size = 18 big bets)

Turn - T /forums/images/icons/heart.gif

EP1 bets, EP2 raises, MP1, MP2 and I coldcall, EP1 calls. Five to the river. (Pot size = 28 big bets)

River - K /forums/images/icons/diamond.gif

I bet, EP1 calls, EP2 raises, MP1 and MP2 coldcall, I three-bet and all call. (Final Pot Size = 43 big bets).

-- Homer

[Homer]

The final board was 9 /forums/images/icons/heart.gif Q /forums/images/icons/heart.gif T /forums/images/icons/club.gif T /forums/images/icons/heart.gif K /forums/images/icons/diamond.gif

EP1 had 8 /forums/images/icons/diamond.gif J /forums/images/icons/club.gif - Flopped bottom end of straight (second nuts on flop)

EP2 had 9 /forums/images/icons/spade.gif 9 /forums/images/icons/diamond.gif - Flopped bottom set and turned full-house

MP1 had K /forums/images/icons/club.gif J /forums/images/icons/heart.gif - Flopped top end of straight (nuts on flop)

MP2 had A /forums/images/icons/heart.gif 2 /forums/images/icons/heart.gif - Flopped nut flush draw and turned flush

Homer had (are you ready for this) - K /forums/images/icons/spade.gif T /forums/images/icons/spade.gif for the super massive suckout (hey, at least I played the river well!)

-- Homer

[Rockfish]

You had KJh somebody had AJ and there was a 9T out as well?

[Homer]

As you can see I was a slight dog...

<pre><font class="small">code:</font><hr>
pokenum -h 8d jc - 9s 9d - kc jh - ah 2h - ks ts -- 9h qh tc
Holdem Hi: 741 enumerated boards containing Tc Qh 9h
cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV
Jc 8d 0 0.00 718 96.90 23 3.10 0.016
9s 9d 238 32.12 503 67.88 0 0.00 0.321
Kc Jh 233 31.44 439 59.24 69 9.31 0.361
Ah 2h 187 25.24 554 74.76 0 0.00 0.252
Ks Ts 14 1.89 681 91.90 46 6.21 0.050
</pre><hr>

[CrackerZack]

Well, you weren't quite as bad a dog as the J8 guy. Wow... i had you on KK, EP1 on 99, EP2 on KJ and the middle cold callers as out of their gords.

[Homer]

I'm pretty sure everyone else will put me on KK as well.

I played this hand like a complete maniac. I was on crazy tilt. I really don't even remember playing the hand -- it's all a blur. /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

-- Homer

p.s. - Maybe some of you guys will want me to join your home game now! /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif

[Kurn, son of Mogh]

I knew it. I never should have asked you to watch me play in that game with the Captain. /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif

[CMangano]

You had KK.

EP1 had Axh

EP2 had QT

MP's probably had a small flush or a straight.