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jcmack13
10-30-2005, 01:24 AM
Don't have any lip balm in the house, it's late and I don't really wanna go out. Any other common household items I could use instead?
istewart
10-30-2005, 01:30 AM
Umm, your tongue?
jacki
10-30-2005, 01:31 AM
vaseline (petroleum jelly)
Warik
10-30-2005, 01:31 AM
Um, saliva? Lick your lips. Lipstick is for girls.
Lazymeatball
10-30-2005, 01:52 AM
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Licking your lips will only make them dry out more, as you will be licking off natural body oils. There are manly reasons for needing some kind of lip balm, like if you're an olympic skier or some kind of Nordic fisherman. Basically anyone who's outside in cold windy conditions.

I second the guy who suggested vaseline, that's all most chapstick is anyway, maybe with a bit of aloe or some other medication and flavoring. I'm sure any type of fat would work, like butter or bacon grease, but then you would be too tempted to lick that delicious grease off your lips.
istewart
10-30-2005, 02:01 AM
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There are manly reasons for needing some kind of lip balm, like if you're an olympic skier or some kind of Nordic fisherman. Basically anyone who's outside in cold windy conditions.

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it's late and I don't really wanna go out

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jacki
10-30-2005, 02:08 AM
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There are manly reasons for needing some kind of lip balm, like if you're an olympic skier or some kind of Nordic fisherman. Basically anyone who's outside in cold windy conditions.

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it's late and I don't really wanna go out

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you think getting out of the recliner isn't as taxing as fishing the frozen seas?
phixxx
10-30-2005, 02:08 AM
Don't lick them. Makes it worse.
jcmack13
10-30-2005, 02:30 AM
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There are manly reasons for needing some kind of lip balm, like if you're an olympic skier or some kind of Nordic fisherman. Basically anyone who's outside in cold windy conditions.

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it's late and I don't really wanna go out

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Obviously I meant I don't wanna go out of the Nordic fishing boat I'm currently on.
mostsmooth
10-30-2005, 03:29 AM
vaseline
Recliner
10-30-2005, 04:09 AM
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There are manly reasons for needing some kind of lip balm, like if you're an olympic skier or some kind of Nordic fisherman. Basically anyone who's outside in cold windy conditions.

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it's late and I don't really wanna go out

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you think getting out of the recliner isn't as taxing as fishing the frozen seas?

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No one can ever leave me. Ever.
sarahbellum
10-30-2005, 04:12 AM
olive oil