spinner-based halloween costume

[schwza]

i found a shitty old spinner (hubcap where inside part spins around) on the street the other day. i'm planning on cleaning it up and wearing it on a string around my neck as a haloween costume. i can't do it justice here, but i think it's gonna be a hit.

my only question is, what do i say when someone asks "what are you?"

[daryn]

every black man's fantasy

[Brainwalter]

I'm rich, biatch!

[gumpzilla]

You could put a twine web on the front of it and tell people you were too cheap to buy a real Spider-man costume.

[The Goober]

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I'm rich, biatch!

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You should cover yourself in as much fake gold and chrome [censored] as you can find, get some glasses shaped like dollar signs, and tell people that you're bling.

And occasionally shout out the above.