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10-29-2005, 12:43 AM
A lot of you say it can't be done, but it is very possible, even with a finite bankroll.
First, find a very large starting bankroll, say 100 billion dollars, and go to your casino of choice.

Step 1: Place $1 on red. If you lose double the bet, if you win bet $1 again. Continue doing this...
How many people will read only the title and flame me, without considering my brilliant plan? Everyone who is scared of reading white text. <font color="white">...until you lose a total of $3, then take your $99,999,999,997 and go buy the casino, close it down. Destroy it to make room for your new, flashier casino</font>
SheetWise
10-29-2005, 12:53 AM
Every player who has played roulette using my system, has gone home with a small fortune!

Secret &gt;&gt; <font color="white">They started with a large fortune.</font>
Larimani
10-29-2005, 08:57 AM
YOU CAN'T BEAT ROULETTE YOU FOOL! Your system is nothing more than the martingale sytem. All it does is increase variance so that you win small amounts but lose huge one. <font color="white">All your martingale systems are belong to us. </font>
skiier04
10-29-2005, 11:41 AM
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YOU CAN'T BEAT ROULETTE YOU FOOL! Your system is nothing more than the martingale sytem. All it does is increase variance so that you win small amounts but lose huge one. <font color="white">All your martingale systems are belong to us. </font>

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owned??

But I still think this topic is stupid.
Vincent Lepore
10-29-2005, 02:08 PM
Mike Caro's "fool" proof Roulette system is much better. Did you know that Blaise Pascal arranged the numbers around the wheel in such a way that if there is ever a consecurtive sequence on one wheel of 0 thru 36 the world will end. He was a true genius and a man of God too.

Vince
Justin A
10-29-2005, 07:28 PM
Good idea, lets take 100 billion and bet $1 at a time.
10-29-2005, 08:29 PM
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YOU CAN'T BEAT ROULETTE YOU FOOL! Your system is nothing more than the martingale sytem. All it does is increase variance so that you win small amounts but lose huge one. <font color="white">All your martingale systems are belong to us. </font>

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We have a winner. The post was intended as a joke, and if you take the time to read the white at the bottom, you'll see that I advocate stopping and buying the casino, because -EV is -EV. Period. I just knew people would have to feel superior and berate me.
Larimani
10-29-2005, 10:37 PM
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YOU CAN'T BEAT ROULETTE YOU FOOL! Your system is nothing more than the martingale sytem. All it does is increase variance so that you win small amounts but lose huge one. <font color="white">All your martingale systems are belong to us. </font>

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We have a winner. The post was intended as a joke, and if you take the time to read the white at the bottom, you'll see that I advocate stopping and buying the casino, because -EV is -EV. Period. I just knew people would have to feel superior and berate me.

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My post was meant to be a joke... if you had checked the writting in white you would have realised.
jtr
10-30-2005, 12:03 AM
Extremely nice hand, Larimani. <font color="white">Nothing to see here, move along.</font>
10-30-2005, 12:30 AM
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<font color="white">All your martingale systems are belong to us. </font>

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I read it, but what does it mean?
jtr
10-30-2005, 08:02 AM
Google "all your base are belong to us" for an explanation. Suffice it to say that (for me) it marks Larimani's post as sarcastic and funny.
bleu329
10-30-2005, 08:22 AM
This thread sucks. <font color="white"> Although there is a hidden charm that I wouldn't be able to describe. </font>
skiier04
10-30-2005, 08:35 AM
dammit I got reverse-owned.


That hurts

PS - martingale doesnt work