I'm Not Sober (2+2 Table)

[MrWookie47]

Any of you losers sitting at home on a Friday night? I just got home from a Halloween party that was not all it was cracked up to be. OTOH, I'm not sober, I don't want to change that, and I'm looking for some action. I'm taking over Stars 2c/4c table Murzim. Who's with me?

[UATrewqaz]

Seat 1

I was about to do a dry run for my Halloween party costume (makeup intensive) but I can't turn down some poker, especially now that I've become a poker thousandaire...

Seat 9. Donkin' or serious?

[MrWookie47]

Oh, seriously guys. This table is 96% to the flop. Help me take pennies from school children.

[bottomset]

lets play a .5/1 game

[Vote4Pedro]

arent you gonna tell us what your costume is?

[Vote4Pedro]

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lets play a .5/1 game

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booyah

[zuluking]

Crap! Another reason I need a PS account. Actually I'm about to drunk/donk it up on a PP freeroll in 10 minutes.

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arent you gonna tell us what your costume is?

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I'm a glam-rocker (Bowie/Bolan type). Got platform glitter boots and a boa. Gonna be a chick magnet.

Let me know where the .5/1 game is - if it's at Stars I'm in.

[MrWookie47]

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lets play a .5/1 game

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booyah

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Alright. I can 2 table. Table 65187.

[Vote4Pedro]

Damn...I'm on the waiting list and they wont let me talk [censored]

[Vote4Pedro]

The whistles go WOOOOOOOO

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Damn...I'm on the waiting list and they wont let me talk [censored]

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What about talking Dik[censored]?

In other news, Wookie's VPIP is actually going up. Didn't think that was possible.

[MrWookie47]

What is it now?

No, wait, you actually folded a few hands. It's under 60 again (59.1).

PFR's a nice healthy 52.21 though.

[kapw7]

Absolute anyone?
Absolute is the new Party

[Reqtech]

Ugh. That rapptech joker is a real luckbox. /images/graemlins/mad.gif

[UATrewqaz]

I did a nice hit and run, more than doubled my $1.00 to $2.03.

PokerStars 0.02/0.04 Hold'em (10 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx (http://www.zerodivide.cx/converter)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 4/images/graemlins/club.gif, 2/images/graemlins/heart.gif. UTG+1 posts a blind of $0.02.
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP3 caps</font>, CO calls, Button calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero calls, UTG calls, MP2 calls.

Flop: (25.50 SB) 7/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 2/images/graemlins/club.gif, 6/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(6 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 raises</font>, MP3 folds, <font color="#CC3333">CO 3-bets</font>, Button folds, Hero calls, <font color="#CC3333">UTG caps</font>, MP2 calls, CO calls, Hero calls.

Turn: (20.75 BB) 3/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets</font>, MP2 calls, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG caps</font>, MP2 calls, CO calls, Hero calls.

River: (36.75 BB) 4/images/graemlins/diamond.gif <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets</font>, MP2 folds, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises</font>, Hero calls, UTG calls.

Final Pot: 42.75 BB

Results below:
Hero has 4c 2h (two pair, fours and twos).
UTG has 7h 8d (one pair, sevens).
CO has Jh Js (one pair, jacks).
Outcome: Hero wins 42.75 BB.

The best part was when I won the money!

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The best part was when I won the money!

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This should be your sig.

[Vote4Pedro]

did everyone leave? if not, whos who?

[Talk2BigSteve]

I am WWJBet.

Big Steve /images/graemlins/cool.gif

Im in seat 9. Wont be there much longer though.

[kapw7]

My sober hand:

PokerStars 0.02/0.04 Hold'em (9 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx (http://www.zerodivide.cx/converter)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 9/images/graemlins/club.gif, J/images/graemlins/spade.gif. UTG+1 posts a blind of $0.02.
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG+1 (poster) checks, wookie calls, MP2 calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, CO calls, Hero calls, SB completes, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises</font>, UTG+1 calls, <font color="#CC3333">wookie 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 caps</font>, CO folds, Hero calls, SB folds, BB calls, UTG+1 folds, wookie calls.

Flop: (20 SB) 7/images/graemlins/club.gif, 3/images/graemlins/club.gif, K/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">wookie raises</font>, MP2 folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB caps</font>, wookie calls, Hero calls.

Turn: (16 BB) T/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">wookie raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB caps</font>, wookie calls, Hero calls.

River: (26 BB) 8/images/graemlins/diamond.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">wookie bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, BB calls, wookie calls.

Final Pot: 32 BB

These nano 2p2 tables really suck... Big waste of time.
Lets play something serious next time

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has Ts Jc (one pair, tens).
MP1 has Ks Kh (three of a kind, kings).
Hero has 9c Js (straight, jack high).
Outcome: Hero wins 32 BB. </font>

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These nano 2p2 tables really suck... Big waste of time.
Lets play something serious next time

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Innocent bystanders don't know what hit them.

I think the game has become more serious, though.