What do you want on your tombstone?

[coffeecrazy1]

It will depend on my mood at the time of my death.

Either:

"Now, I'm really mad."

Or:

"I told you I was sick."

How about you?

[whiskeytown]

as I stated in a previous thread - I'm seriously considering the following.

Here lies Russell Brown.
Anybody who didn't like him is a prick.

RB

[jacki]

Sausage and pepperoni

[NLSoldier]

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Sausage and pepperoni

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dammit!

[Matt Flynn]

"Rivered again"

[coffeecrazy1]

To be fair...your post inspired this one, so thanks.

[Eurotrash]

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Sausage and pepperoni

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nice.

[Warik]

http://www.affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/Terminator_Arnold_2_small.jpg

"I'll be back."

[whiskeytown]

jesus...that's a bad beat -

He hit a one outer and the poor bastard had a heart attack and died - LOL.

RB

[Lazymeatball]

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Sausage and pepperoni

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dammit!

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how many other people also looked at this thread and were just itching to post something like pepperoni thinking it would be really witty or something? We know it's a dumb joke, but something compells us.

[Eurotrash]

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Sausage and pepperoni

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dammit!

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how many other people also looked at this thread and were just itching to post something like pepperoni thinking it would be really witty or something? We know it's a dumb joke, but something compells us.

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guilty as charged.

"Died Screaming"

[joeski19]

"I told you I was sick!"

"Remember man, as you walk by, As you are now, so once was I, As I am now, so shall you be, Remember this and follow me."

" Gone away, Owin' more than he could pay."

An oldie, but goody:

http://carcino.gen.nz/images/image.phpi/380817ee/stone.jpg

[Hiding]

a beer tap

[mantasm]

Brian Provost

1983-2794

Died tragically rescuing his family from the wreckage of a destroyed sinking battleship.

[DrSavage]

"GG"

[Punker]

"Too many 5 year olds"

[bholdr]

somthin' like:

B.... H...
1979-2006

this is my tombstone
here's what it says:
i don't care
because I'm dead


or:


elvis has left the building

[bholdr]

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a beer tap

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nice. rouge's dead guy ale, maybe?

[diebitter]

"Girls - piss here"

[kipin]

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Sausage and pepperoni

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dammit!

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how many other people also looked at this thread and were just itching to post something like pepperoni thinking it would be really witty or something? We know it's a dumb joke, but something compells us.

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I just assumed it would be another stupid poll with all the tombstone flavors on it...

Where does that put me?

[Sephus]

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Sausage and pepperoni

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dammit!

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how many other people also looked at this thread and were just itching to post something like pepperoni thinking it would be really witty or something? We know it's a dumb joke, but something compells us.

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when i saw that it already had 21 replies i thought "man, it'll be too late to make a joke about pizza toppings."

[Rootabager]

If you have to die, die BIG.

Or here rest the soul of the damned...the damned good lookin.

[RacersEdge]

Pepperoni and mushrooms.

(I'm sure this line has already been taken somewhere in this thread.)

[bholdr]

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"Girls - piss here"

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kinky... perv.

lol- "when i die i want to come back as a seat on a girls bike'

-steve martin

[Joshssj4]

"Died Tragically Rescuing His Family From The Remains Of A Destroyed Sinking Battleship."

[InchoateHand]

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how many other people also looked at this thread and were just itching to post something like pepperoni thinking it would be really witty or something? We know it's a dumb joke, but something compells us.

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I opened it to do so.

Since I'm going to be cremated, if anyone heeds my wishes, I'm also not going to have a headstone.

I was contemplating the construction of an enormous cenotaph. Since, in keeping with tradition, no actual remains are interred there, hopefully it won't run afoul of zoning restrictions. Will make the property a [censored] bitch to sell though.

[Shilly]

bracelet me plz

[meep_42]

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"Too many 5 year olds"

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Nice.

-d

[stabn]

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Sausage and pepperoni

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dammit!

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how many other people also looked at this thread and were just itching to post something like pepperoni thinking it would be really witty or something? We know it's a dumb joke, but something compells us.

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I just assumed it would be another stupid poll with all the tombstone flavors on it...

Where does that put me?

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Same place as me.

[IbrakeFORrivers]

Oh crap that was a red light, wasn't it....

[gobboboy]

"See ya real soon, kids!"

[mason55]

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"Girls - piss here"

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How about:

"Died tragically. Please help me accomplish college number three."

[DrunkHamster]

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"Too many 5 year olds"

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This is clearly the correct answer.

[WDC]

there's coffe on my keyboard because of you.
Very well played.

[CollinEstes]

"I'm good now."

[Roybert]

I've been thinking ...

Here lies xxx xxxxxx

He was a survivor.

Just obviously not a very good one.

[jakethebake]

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how many other people also looked at this thread and were just itching to post something like pepperoni thinking it would be really witty or something? We know it's a dumb joke, but something compells us.

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I actually opened it thinking it would be about pizza toppings. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif