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Graham
06-11-2003, 02:04 PM
I posted this on the Other Topics forum, but realised it's likely better to post humour here. Besides, some of oyu don't get out much and might not make it that far over to Other Topics...


After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Saddam is still alive", Saddam decided to send George W. a letter in his own writing to let him know that he is still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message: 370HSSV-0773H .

George W. couldn't figure it out so he typed it out and send it to Colin Powell. Colin and his aides had no clue either so they sent it to the CIA. No one could solve it so it went to the NSA and then to Harvard, MIT and Princeton, and to MI6, the Mossad .... the list got longer and longer.

Eventually they asked President Muharabat in Egypt for help. Colonel Ali Mustafa of the Egyptian Intelligence took one look at it and replied: -"Tell the President he is looking at the message upside
down."

GrannyMae
06-11-2003, 03:16 PM
you owe me a laptop

mine shattered to a million pieces when i flipped it over and dropped it.

<font color="red"> 370HSSV </font color>

please send $1540 to my NETeller account, or i will also accept 400,000 FPP's.

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Graham
06-11-2003, 03:31 PM
I have 5 FPP's from Dynamite Poker that you can have, Granny...

GrannyMae
06-11-2003, 04:06 PM
I have 5 FPP's from Dynamite Poker that you can have, Granny...


dynamite????

hmmm, uhhh <font color="red"> NO!!! </font color>

send the NETeller. don't make me fly out there and find you. were we not scheduled for a strip poker on the beach match anyway??

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Graham
06-11-2003, 04:45 PM
were we not scheduled for a strip poker on the beach match anyway??

ah, yes, and I've been honing my game face for that.

It's getting hot here, so bring plenty of lotion.

GrannyMae
06-11-2003, 09:03 PM
ah, yes, and I've been honing my game face for that.

my nipples get hard when i have a good hand, and my moles redden when i am bluffing

i trust that you will not use that against me, and play a fair and honest game

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Graham
06-12-2003, 08:51 AM
i trust that you will not use that against me, and play a fair and honest game

Don't worry, yu'll get it straight up... /forums/images/icons/blush.gif

bentlyman
06-13-2003, 01:45 AM
interesting posts on this thread. especially the first. especially the last. especially the ones in between.