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Ringo
10-28-2005, 12:13 PM
I'm going to a halloween party as Elvis - it's a cool outfit, and I'm looking for good chat-up lines and funny one-liners to say, so that I'm not walking about saying "Thank you very much" all the time. Any suggestions?
Ringo
TheBlueMonster
10-28-2005, 12:15 PM
how about "yay, more bacon" or "drugs are awesome"
jakethebake
10-28-2005, 12:17 PM
Try song lyrics.
Soul Daddy
10-28-2005, 12:17 PM
Lemonade... that cool, refreshing drink.
Jack of Arcades
10-28-2005, 12:17 PM
"What do I care? I got a growth on my pecker."
RacersEdge
10-28-2005, 12:21 PM
"Come outside with me and I'll let you see my pink cadillac."
jakethebake
10-28-2005, 12:22 PM
This needs to be preceded by "Have you got a garage?"
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"Come outside with me and I'll let you see my pink cadillac."
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imported_The Vibesman
10-28-2005, 12:23 PM
Don't be cruel, baby.
You're nothin' but a hound dog.
So, are you lonesome tonight?
TCB, baby. (Taking Care of Business.)
Try stuff like that.
Mars357
10-28-2005, 01:32 PM
Say man....check out that steering wheel....woahh man.... that sucker's HUUUUUUGGGGGEEEE
daryn
10-28-2005, 01:35 PM
the correct answer is to walk in with a revolver and shoot the tv
4_2_it
10-28-2005, 01:36 PM
Hey, anybody got a peanut butter and banana sandwich?
tolbiny
10-28-2005, 01:39 PM
That show ain't no good
dizong
10-28-2005, 02:38 PM
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"we gotta win this race"
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<fart> "oh excuse me"
dizong
tolbiny
10-28-2005, 03:37 PM
i'm just a hunk (a hunk) of burning ghonorreah?
Seriously, the whole Elvis kitsch thing is kind of played out.
istewart
10-28-2005, 03:43 PM
"I wish I realized how cliche I look before I threw away $50 on these sequins."
MonkeeMan
10-28-2005, 03:46 PM
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Don't be cruel, baby.
You're nothin' but a hound dog.
So, are you lonesome tonight?
TCB, baby. (Taking Care of Business.)
Try stuff like that.
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nh
Why not just go as your old bandmate Paul McCartney. He's rumored to still be alive just like Elvis.
MonkeeMan
10-28-2005, 03:49 PM
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I'm going to a halloween party as Elvis - it's a cool outfit, and I'm looking for good chat-up lines and funny one-liners to say, so that I'm not walking about saying "Thank you very much" all the time. Any suggestions?
Ringo
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Inquiring minds need to know...early,army,leather,hollywood,vegas,hawaiian ,fat?
4_2_it
10-28-2005, 04:01 PM
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I'm going to a halloween party as Elvis - it's a cool outfit, and I'm looking for good chat-up lines and funny one-liners to say, so that I'm not walking about saying "Thank you very much" all the time. Any suggestions?
Ringo
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Inquiring minds need to know...early,army,leather,hollywood,vegas,hawaiian ,fat?
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If it's not white sequined Vegas, then OP is hopeless.
imported_The Vibesman
10-28-2005, 04:09 PM
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I'm going to a halloween party as Elvis - it's a cool outfit, and I'm looking for good chat-up lines and funny one-liners to say, so that I'm not walking about saying "Thank you very much" all the time. Any suggestions?
Ringo
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Inquiring minds need to know...early,army,leather,hollywood,vegas,hawaiian ,fat?
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If it's not white sequined Vegas, then OP is hopeless.
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Piss on that. Black-leather Elvis is the cool.
pokerclack
10-28-2005, 04:30 PM
I woke up yesterday in a red sequined jumpsuit and i said to the ladies-
"I heard you've been with a prince before, wanna try being witha king?"
" Come home with me and I'll make you Queen of Graceland"
"Wanna come to Graceland? I've got a van with the back seats taken out..."
overal was 0/8 so maybe not see good? pics will soon follow
Ringo
10-28-2005, 10:40 PM
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I'm going to a halloween party as Elvis - it's a cool outfit, and I'm looking for good chat-up lines and funny one-liners to say, so that I'm not walking about saying "Thank you very much" all the time. Any suggestions?
Ringo
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Ringo
Inquiring minds need to know...early,army,leather,hollywood,vegas,hawaiian ,fat?
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If it's not white sequined Vegas, then OP is hopeless.
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I'll post pictures!
2+2 wannabe
10-28-2005, 11:13 PM
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That show ain't no good
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LOL nice
MonkeeMan
10-29-2005, 03:06 AM
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I'm going to a halloween party as Elvis - it's a cool outfit, and I'm looking for good chat-up lines and funny one-liners to say, so that I'm not walking about saying "Thank you very much" all the time. Any suggestions?
Ringo
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Ringo
Inquiring minds need to know...early,army,leather,hollywood,vegas,hawaiian ,fat?
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If it's not white sequined Vegas, then OP is hopeless.
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I'll post pictures!
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I expect a few pelvic shots
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