Need an Indian poker name

[Matt Flynn]

My son and I joined the YMCA's Indian Guides, which is huge here. We both need Indian names. I want a poker one.

The wife nixed Crying Call and Crazy Monkey but liked River Chaser. OOT can do better though.

Matt


P.S. I set the over/under for "TwoDogsFucking" at 2.5 replies.

[siccjay]

Taco Bell yumm.

[rohjoh]

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My son and I joined the YMCA's Indian Guides, which is huge here. We both need Indian names. I want a poker one.

The wife nixed Crying Call and Crazy Monkey but liked River Chaser. OOT can do better though.

Matt


P.S. I set the over/under for "TwoDogsFucking" at 2.5 replies.

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I do Indian Guides with my boys, and it is great. Good bonding with my sons. Our names are:

Crazy Horse, Loco Pony and Psycho Stallion, maybe you can be Loco Donkey and your son Little Loco Donkey

[Arnfinn Madsen]

How bout´ Banned Poster? Run and hide, before [censored] logs in /images/graemlins/tongue.gif.

[offTopic]

ShivaOnThaReevah

Oh, never mind.

[ethan]

What's wrong with Crazy Monkey?

[stabn]

Running with donkeys

[B Dids]

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How bout´ Banned Poster? Run and hide, before [censored] logs in /images/graemlins/tongue.gif.

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Calling for the bannings of respected strat posters because you don't like their posts is the peak of lame and only makes the forum suck more.

[censored] will ban who he bans and he probably doesn't need your help.

[Arnfinn Madsen]

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How bout´ Banned Poster? Run and hide, before [censored] logs in /images/graemlins/tongue.gif.

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Calling for the bannings of respected strat posters because you don't like their posts is the peak of lame and only makes the forum suck more.

[censored] will ban who he bans and he probably doesn't need your help.

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It was meant as a joke /images/graemlins/smile.gif, I know he won't ban somebody with that post count for one post containing the word p*ker.

[AJo Go All In]

Donkey Runs Good

[chesspain]

"Crooked Slick"

[andyfox]

Sits With a Full House.

[B00T]

Donk 'n' Go

[razor]

hmmmm, I guess News, Views and Gossip is an ok forum for this. But, methinks the OOT mods might be taking the No Poker content thing a little too far.

OOT seemed the right place for this.

[onegymrat]

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Running with donkeys

[/ QUOTE ]Winner!

[onegymrat]

YOU: Suited Kings
WIFE: Suited Queens
SON: Suited Jacks

[whiskeytown]

how about "Folds with Nuts" /images/graemlins/grin.gif

RB

[Matt Flynn]

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Donkey Runs Good

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This is excellent.

[Matt Flynn]

She nixed anything with "Nuts" in it. This is a serious limitation.

[Matt Flynn]

OOT was the right place for this.

[Matt Flynn]

Good choice except it does not at all reflect my playing style. Ah but for deception purposes it is excellent. Clever.

[Matt Flynn]

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"Crooked Slick"

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This has too much potential to turn into a bad nickname.

[Matt Flynn]

A great category. Any other variations on Donkey?

[Matt Flynn]

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What's wrong with Crazy Monkey?

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I will continue to lobby.

[Matt Flynn]

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maybe you can be Loco Donkey and your son Little Loco Donkey

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I like it. Not ready to crown a winner, but this is very good.

[steaknshake925]

Dragging Pot

[DcifrThs]

swimming with fishes

sitting raise

Little big stack for your kid and big little stack for you.

crazy H.O.R.S.E. (or for differentiability, crazy H.O.S.E., or the less acceptable, crazy H.O.R.E)

Barron

[SCfuji]

blackjack.

okay, seriously? i think crying call and river chaser are awesome.

[Boris]

Big Chief Runner Runner

[whiskeytown]

folds the best hand?
folds the bluff?
folds the cowboys?

RB

[Ray Zee]

be careful as you may end up with a disrespectful one easily. not good as a dad.

maybe-- many aces-- might be okay.

[Matt Flynn]

[ QUOTE ]
swimming with fishes

sitting raise

Little big stack for your kid and big little stack for you.

crazy H.O.R.S.E. (or for differentiability, crazy H.O.S.E., or the less acceptable, crazy H.O.R.E)

Barron

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Fish! This is a new entity. Might could be something very good, better than Donkey even.

Crazy H.O.R.S.E. is brilliant for online; not so sure how it will stand live. Very clever answers.

[Matt Flynn]

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be careful as you may end up with a disrespectful one easily. not good as a dad.

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Astute as always Ray. This is mission critical, because this program is about being a good father, and why I want something subtle that poker players will pick up on but is plausibly deniable and opaque to non-poker-players. Crazy Monkey was my favorite. Perhaps renegotiation is in order. Maybe River Runner?

[Matt Flynn]

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Big Chief Runner Runner

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Outstanding sir.

But alas, subtlety is required. Please call me this when (A) I suck out on someone when we're playing together or (B) when both of us are drunk or backpacking.

[Jorge10]

How about,

Donkey Chaser
Hopes For Runners
Flush Chaser
Chief Bad Beat
Donkey Hunter

Ill think of more.

[TheRegulat0r]

Big Chief Nut Flopper.

[flawless_victory]

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crazy H.O.R.S.E.

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holy sh.t, this is great!

[WDC]

Spewing Donkey

[fnord_too]

Flows with River
River Drifter
River Drinker
Crazy Donkey
River Bear (think all those nature shots of bears catching fish in the river)
Cautious Eagle (how come there aren't more references to the Hellmuth animals he ripped off from someone whos name escapes me?)
River Jopke
Laughing River
Laughing Donkey
Dances with Donkies
Two Rivers (Running it twice ref)


That's all I have time to spew right now.

[4_2_it]

Chief Donkeola
Donkimo
Donchise
Donkumsah
Chief Bluffs-a-lot (mixes poker with hip hop)
Chief Many Chips

[burningyen]

Big Fish

[Ghazban]

fnord too's "Laughing Donkey" brought to mind a similar one: "Grinning Donkey". I don't know why, but that mental picture appeals to me.

I was in the Indian Guides as a youth, I think my Indian name was "Running Buffalo" and my father's was something like "Tall Tree" (he's 6' 8"). I thought the organization had died out due to its total non-PCness.

[rohjoh]

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fnord too's "Laughing Donkey" brought to mind a similar one: "Grinning Donkey". I don't know why, but that mental picture appeals to me.

I was in the Indian Guides as a youth, I think my Indian name was "Running Buffalo" and my father's was something like "Tall Tree" (he's 6' 8"). I thought the organization had died out due to its total non-PCness.

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They have changed the name in most areas to Y Guides, but there are still a few groups that call themselves Indian Guides.

[housenuts]

Turning River
Chief Runner Runner
Soul Reader
Donkey Poker
Grand Poo-Bah
Teepee (TP) No Good


what the hell is indian guides?

[J.A.Sucker]

Raising Owl.

That, or Matty Two-stacks.

[felson]

Never Folds
Bets with Nothing
Donkey Rider
Dream Catcher

I bet there are some good peyote-related names, unfortunately not kid friendly though.

deleted some redundancies

[turnipmonster]

what is it with indian guides and nc? I did indian guides with my dad also.

do tilting monkey is a good one. did you coin the phrase monkey tilt?

[El Tigre]

Fish Hunter

[Matt Flynn]

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did you coin the phrase monkey tilt?

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It is _highly_ unlikely but intriguingly possible.

[Matt Flynn]

Wife relented. I will henceforth be Crazy Monkey.

[gergery]

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Wife relented. I will henceforth be Crazy Monkey.

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Chief Skinning Fish. with junior as Fish Catcher.

I believe this captures the double double-entrendre, dermy-guy.

-g

[DcifrThs]

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swimming with fishes

sitting raise

Little big stack for your kid and big little stack for you.

crazy H.O.R.S.E. (or for differentiability, crazy H.O.S.E., or the less acceptable, crazy H.O.R.E)

Barron

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Fish! This is a new entity. Might could be something very good, better than Donkey even.

Crazy H.O.R.S.E. is brilliant for online; not so sure how it will stand live. Very clever answers.

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im glad you guys liked crazy H.O.R.S.E so much...i prefer crazy H.O.R.E. though

Barron

[riverboatking]

it should be native american guides.
indians come from india.

I like "little big running flush"

[popniklas]

Dances with Hellmuth

[DrSavage]

Carpal Tunnel

[SoSo]

Flushing Straight.

Floppin' nuts