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joshman1204
10-26-2005, 10:01 AM
So I was on my way to work this morning when my hangover finally got the best of me. I was crusing down the highway at about 60Mph when all of the sudden I had to puke! This wasnt one of those slow things where you can get to the bathroom before it goes, this was one of the zero to puke in 1 second flat. So I try to get the car to a stop so I can open the door and let it fly but I couldnt get stopped fast enough and it got all over my dash and down in my gauges!

At this point I should mention this was my wifes new mustang GT that I just puked all over and she is out of town on business until tommorow /images/graemlins/smile.gif
MrTrik
10-26-2005, 10:05 AM
You may want to dial it back a bit. Save the benders for the non-work nights.

Her new car will probably stink of puke for a long time.
joshman1204
10-26-2005, 10:08 AM
yea I went a little to far on the drinking since she was out of town!
coffeecrazy1
10-26-2005, 10:08 AM
The question is,

did you still go to work?
joshman1204
10-26-2005, 10:11 AM
Im at my desk right now:(

granted the lights are off and the door is closed but I am here.
CrazyEyez
10-26-2005, 10:11 AM
You are screwed. Or rather, your wife is screwed.
car smell (http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/TheSmellyCar.htm)
coffeecrazy1
10-26-2005, 10:14 AM
nOOb
joshman1204
10-26-2005, 10:14 AM
[ QUOTE ]
You are screwed. Or rather, your wife is screwed.
car smell (http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/TheSmellyCar.htm)

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Where do yall come up with this kinda crap!
StevieG
10-26-2005, 10:22 AM
The heel at the wheel
drove his wife's car
he was very hungover
he did not drive that far

The heel at the Wheel
pulled off to the side
he wanted to hurry
to protect his wife's ride

before he could stop
before he could act
the heel at the wheel
puked in one second flat

his knees turned to jelly
he got hot in the face
he emptied his belly
all over the place

his puke hit the dash
his puke hit the wheel
his puke hit the window
it smelled a great deal

the heel at the wheel
looked around to see
the mess he made
of his wife's new GT

did he clean the dash,
and the window and wheel?
did he clean the GT?
oh, no, not this heel

did he call his wife?
did he think with his head?
not the heel at the wheel
he went to OOT instead
arod15
10-26-2005, 10:27 AM
LOL ill prey for you...
Black Aces 518
10-26-2005, 11:39 AM
This happened to me once, but I held it in, swallowed it, puked again, swallowed it, puked again, swallowed it, and it stayed down. Truly nasty.
4_2_it
10-26-2005, 11:53 AM
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At this point I should mention this was my wifes new mustang GT that I just puked all over and she is out of town on business until tommorow /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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This calls for the Seinfeld solution. Just drive the car to the nearest ghetto and leave the keys on the seat. Report it stolen when you get off from work. Your wife is gonna be pissed any way so let her think some scum bag took her car and not that her man was out on a bender behind her back.
FouTight
10-26-2005, 11:54 AM
When I was little, and my dad just got a new car, I went on a chocolate eating binge at a family reunion. I ended up puking in the car on the way home...

car would smell like chocolate on random (usually hot) days for about 10 years (yes, we had the car for 15 years)
10-26-2005, 12:02 PM
I would kill you
B Dids
10-26-2005, 12:13 PM
Take the car and get it detailed, pay a lot, potentially do it more than once.

I have puked in two cars in my lifetime, and apparently the smell does NOT go away easily, especially when it's hot.
-Skeme-
10-26-2005, 01:23 PM
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At this point I should mention this was my wifes new mustang GT that I just puked all over and she is out of town on business until tommorow /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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GG.
joshman1204
10-26-2005, 01:38 PM
Thats a classic!
Freakin
10-26-2005, 01:45 PM
Freshman year of college my roommate puked up clam chowder into our radiator. It was enclosed behind a half-wall of bookcases and [censored], so it was totally inaccessible. He raided the janitor's cart and poured a bunch of windex and ammonia down there. The smell didn't persist for more than a day or too. I'm not sure what affect that would have on a Mustang, but it worked on a 40-year-old dorm room.
joshman1204
10-26-2005, 01:51 PM
LMAO

I think I will keep that one as a last resort.
HopeydaFish
10-26-2005, 01:55 PM
Go get the car detailed. It'll probably cost you extra, but this is the most likely way to get the smell out.
joshman1204
10-26-2005, 01:56 PM
Actually I think I may just get it detailed and then go trade it in for something else.

She told me that she liked the new hummer H3 so I may just go get one of those and not worry about it.
jaydub
10-26-2005, 01:57 PM
Next time puke out the rolled down window.
joshman1204
10-26-2005, 01:57 PM
It didnt roll down fast enough!

This was an instant deal there was no time for planning.
Shajen
10-26-2005, 02:02 PM
even if you puked out the rolled down window, you'll still get some stuck in the door seal, it's just as bad.

Trust me, I know.
joshman1204
10-26-2005, 02:09 PM
Yea I think the best thing is to get rid of it.

I love the car though so it is gonna be hard for me to let it go.
HopeydaFish
10-26-2005, 02:15 PM
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It didnt roll down fast enough!

This was an instant deal there was no time for planning.

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I can attest to the fact that sometimes there's not enough time to roll down the window. I had this happen to me many moons ago. I'd been out drinking on my birthday the night before, and when I woke up the next day I felt a little nasty, but didn't even feel close to puking. I was halfway to work when it all of sudden came rushing up my throat. I ended up puking on the passenger side floor. Luckily I didn't have a passenger with me. /images/graemlins/blush.gif
joshman1204
10-26-2005, 02:19 PM
thats exactly the situation I was in.