What do you do in the shower?! [Archive] - Two Plus Two Older Archives

ZeeJustin

10-25-2005, 11:00 PM

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Why would anyone not wash his/her face in the shower?

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I think many people wash their face at the sink. I'm not really sure though.

mostsmooth

10-25-2005, 11:00 PM

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maybe theyre too busy masturbating?

gorie

10-25-2005, 11:00 PM

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to avoid standing in pee water longer than necessary.

RRRRICK

10-25-2005, 11:02 PM

I heard someone on the radio the other day say that she had once taken a dump in shower and pressed it down the drain with her foot...........nasty

rusellmj

10-25-2005, 11:02 PM

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I wash my face in the sink before I go to bed. Just like a good girl should.

kyro

10-25-2005, 11:04 PM

So I piss and jerk off but I don't wash my face. That's [censored] disgusting.

dblgutshot

10-25-2005, 11:05 PM

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My guess is they "wash" their face at the sink with a special soap or cleanser.

I wash my face at the sink too, but with the same kinda soap that I have in the shower. No real reason why.

bluefeet

10-25-2005, 11:06 PM

Try to catch 5 more minutes of sleep (um...before washing my face of course, gross - er something)

gorie

10-25-2005, 11:08 PM

no really, who are these people eating and drinking in the shower ? i can't picture anyone really doing this.
well, other than the gummo scene eating spaghetti in the bathtub, ewwwwwwwwwwwwww.

man

10-25-2005, 11:10 PM

I used to beat off all the time, and I can't figure out why, but the shower in my apartment this year is somehow unfit for it. it's too narrow and too grody I guess.

I used to think pissing was disgusting but I started doing it this year and it's pretty damn relaxing. I would drink like a gallon before I shower just to do that. does that make me evil?

pokerdirty

10-25-2005, 11:10 PM

why is a respected p*k*r player posting in OOT?

i chose piss and wash face btw.

ceyoung

10-25-2005, 11:11 PM

drinking beers in the shower, while getting ready to go out, is the best.

RRRRICK

10-25-2005, 11:11 PM

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I used to beat off all the time, and I can't figure out why, but the shower in my apartment this year is somehow unfit for it. it's too narrow and too grody I guess.

I used to think pissing was disgusting but I started doing it this year and it's pretty damn relaxing. I would drink like a gallon before I shower just to do that. does that make me evil?

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Nope just another person who pees in the shower

Thythe

10-25-2005, 11:12 PM

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Why would anyone not wash his/her face in the shower?

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to avoid standing in pee water longer than necessary.

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haha, awesome. i reiterate that urinating in the shower is disgusting.

jdl22

10-25-2005, 11:13 PM

Where's preparing a meal?

David04

10-25-2005, 11:13 PM

Urinate, cut my nails, shave.

And of course get clean and all that stuff.

Thythe

10-25-2005, 11:22 PM

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Where's preparing a meal?

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Kramer: "Yeah. And here's to David Puddy for helping me install a much needed and much appreciated garbage disposal in my bathtub."
[all four make another toast]
Peggy: "You have a garbage disposal in your bathtub?"
Kramer: "Oh, yeah, and I use it all the time. Yeah, I made this whole meal in there."
Elaine: "This food was in the shower with you?"
Kramer: "Mm-hmm. I prepared it as I bathed."
[Peggy, Elaine, and Puddy all gag and wretch]
Puddy: "Oh, germs. Germs. Germs!"

SackUp

10-25-2005, 11:28 PM

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drinking beers in the shower, while getting ready to go out, is the best.

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i actually have done this before. Taken a beer with me to the shower. So add one more for the drink. I don't think I would ever eat in the shower though. That is just odd.

johnnybeef

10-25-2005, 11:41 PM

As I am both pretty and beefy, it takes me a while to shower. As such, I don't usually have too much time to do anything else besides drink the occasional corona.

mason55

10-25-2005, 11:50 PM

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drinking beers in the shower, while getting ready to go out, is the best.

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i actually have done this before. Taken a beer with me to the shower. So add one more for the drink. I don't think I would ever eat in the shower though. That is just odd.

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Agree. I always shower between pregaming and going out so I'll take a beer or 3 with me.

Then there was the night I passed out in the shower when I laid down for a second. Woke up at like 3am /images/graemlins/frown.gif

10-25-2005, 11:52 PM

I try to convince girls to pee on me, I didn't see that option though.

bobbyi

10-26-2005, 12:16 AM

How is "sing" not an option?

bobbyi

10-26-2005, 12:17 AM

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I used to beat off all the time, and I can't figure out why, but the shower in my apartment this year is somehow unfit for it.

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Move.

Voltron87

10-26-2005, 12:20 AM

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I passed out in the shower when I laid down for a second.

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this is awesome. "I'll, i'll... just rest here for a minute, on the floor of my shower. just for 20 seconds, not lzzzzzzzzz"

Exitonly

10-26-2005, 12:21 AM

masturbating in the shower is a pain, water is a wierd lubricant.. it's not as good as using no lubricant, and it's not as good as using real.

If i plan on masturbating befor ea shower, it'll be in my computer chair before i go up.

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I've had a beer in the shower before, but that's the extent of my eating/drinking.

10-26-2005, 12:23 AM

No one else smokes in the shower?

shant

10-26-2005, 12:33 AM

I expect my brother who posts on this site as Klepton to come in here and give you a trip report of eating in the shower. He used to take all kinds of food and salad and even drinks into the shower with him.

Perseus

10-26-2005, 12:34 AM

I'm glad to see that my top three are in sync with the majority...in order too...

Reef

10-26-2005, 12:36 AM

I typically just stand there and reflect on the day or past few days. Sometimes I'll even wash my hair.

cold_cash

10-26-2005, 12:39 AM

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to avoid standing in pee water longer than necessary.

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haha, awesome. i reiterate that urinating in the shower is disgusting.

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"It's all pipes, what's the difference?"

10-26-2005, 12:40 AM

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I typically just stand there and reflect on the day or past few days. Sometimes I'll even wash my hair.

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either this is funny or I'm getting really tired.

(I shave my legs and wash my hair.)

Thythe

10-26-2005, 12:43 AM

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Why would anyone not wash his/her face in the shower?

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to avoid standing in pee water longer than necessary.

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haha, awesome. i reiterate that urinating in the shower is disgusting.

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"It's all pipes, what's the difference?"

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different pipes go to different places! you're gonna mix em up!

Brain

10-26-2005, 01:00 AM

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drinking beers in the shower, while getting ready to go out, is the best.

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I haven't done this lately, but did it in college all the time. There was a shelf in there that was perfect for your shower basket and a beer.

BWebb

10-26-2005, 01:02 AM

Hoping for goal #3.

Link (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=3777042&page=0&view=c ollapsed&sb=5&o=2&vc=1)

Chap_Stick

10-26-2005, 01:02 AM

i took a shower once

10-26-2005, 01:26 AM

A cold beer in a hot shower is amazing. I've had poptarts in the bathroom, but not necessarily in the shower.

10-26-2005, 01:34 AM

I masturbate but only after I've washed my face and hands.

Klepton

10-26-2005, 01:37 AM

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I expect my brother who posts on this site as Klepton to come in here and give you a trip report of eating in the shower. He used to take all kinds of food and salad and even drinks into the shower with him.

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i hate you. and it was tabuleh, the armenian salad with pepsi.

Blarg

10-26-2005, 02:02 AM

Make a bar of soap very, very happy.

chisness

10-26-2005, 02:59 AM

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Why would anyone not wash his/her face in the shower?

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My guess is they "wash" their face at the sink with a special soap or cleanser.

I wash my face at the sink too, but with the same kinda soap that I have in the shower. No real reason why.

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correct, many body soaps are much stronger than people prefer to use on their face, so they don't do it in the shower and use special ones afterwards in sink.

ethan

10-26-2005, 03:04 AM

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I passed out in the shower when I laid down for a second.

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this is awesome. "I'll, i'll... just rest here for a minute, on the floor of my shower. just for 20 seconds, not lzzzzzzzzz"

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The shower's actually a pretty good place to pass out. You're warm, and nothing can go particularly wrong.

rusellmj

10-26-2005, 03:08 AM

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Hoping for goal #3.

Link (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=3777042&page=0&view=c ollapsed&sb=5&o=2&vc=1)

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I knew there was a reason I didn't open that thread.

KaneKungFu123

10-26-2005, 03:32 AM

people who say they dont urinate are pretty strange.

Reef

10-26-2005, 03:56 AM

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A cold beer in a hot shower is amazing.

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every man should have this pleasure

tonypaladino

10-26-2005, 03:59 AM

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Why would anyone not wash his/her face in the shower?

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to avoid standing in pee water longer than necessary.

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haha, awesome. i reiterate that urinating in the shower is disgusting.

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"It's all pipes, what's the difference?"

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different pipes go to different places! you're gonna mix em up!

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I'll call a plumber RIGHT NOW!

tom441lbk

10-26-2005, 04:00 AM

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A cold beer in a hot shower is amazing.

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every man should have this pleasure

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i usually like a cold DP, that hits the spot....and I'm talking about Dr. Pepper, to cramped in the shower for the other....

thatpfunk

10-26-2005, 04:02 AM

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A cold beer in a hot shower is amazing.

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every man should have this pleasure

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i consider it one of life's simple pleasures.

tom441lbk

10-26-2005, 04:03 AM

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A cold beer in a hot shower is amazing.

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every man should have this pleasure

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i consider it one of life's simple pleasures.

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along with being pissed all over

hobbsmann

10-26-2005, 04:04 AM

All but shave, floss and cliping nails.

SCfuji

10-26-2005, 04:12 AM

i wish there were a toilet in my shower. itd be nice to have something to sit on as well as take a dump. peeing in the shower is like a reflex for me.

10-26-2005, 04:25 AM

How far can you pee in the shower?

siccjay

10-26-2005, 04:29 AM

Don't you hate when you piss in the shower and it smells. HORRIBLE!

10-26-2005, 04:33 AM

Sometimes its fun to spin in circles while peeing. A sort of sprinkler-like effect.

LethalRose

10-26-2005, 11:30 PM

The only thing i do on that list is wash my face, i used to do this in the sink however its much faster and easier to do it in the shower, no mess too.

TheBlueMonster

10-26-2005, 11:40 PM

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drinking beers in the shower, while getting ready to go out, is the best.

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a few years ago one of my room mates got a keg and we put it in the bathtub. There's nothing like showering with an entire keg... http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a346/climberjosh2/kegbath.jpg
how do you like our shower curtain btw?

-Skeme-

10-26-2005, 11:59 PM

I've eaten sandwhiches in the shower on several occasions.

rohjoh

10-27-2005, 12:35 AM

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drinking beers in the shower, while getting ready to go out, is the best.

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a few years ago one of my room mates got a keg and we put it in the bathtub. There's nothing like showering with an entire keg... http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a346/climberjosh2/kegbath.jpg
how do you like our shower curtain btw?

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Nice shower curtain, my 4 year old has the same one!

TheBlueMonster

10-27-2005, 01:17 AM

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how do you like our shower curtain btw?

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Nice shower curtain, my 4 year old has the same one!

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your child has great taste

jesusarenque

10-27-2005, 01:35 AM

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no really, who are these people eating and drinking in the shower ? i can't picture anyone really doing this.
well, other than the gummo scene eating spaghetti in the bathtub, ewwwwwwwwwwwwww.

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If you don't take a beer with you to the shower, it is not a real shower.

10-27-2005, 01:46 AM

yeah, its one of them pussy liberal showers.

Im down for peeing, but only straight into the drain. I was in a hotel shower once, and got right in and started peeing, only to find out that the drain was clogged.... there I was with pisswater in the shower.

what would you guys have done? I'll tell ya what I did after some responses.

captswifty

10-28-2005, 03:20 AM

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I passed out in the shower when I laid down for a second.

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this is awesome. "I'll, i'll... just rest here for a minute, on the floor of my shower. just for 20 seconds, not lzzzzzzzzz"

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The shower's actually a pretty good place to pass out. You're warm, and nothing can go particularly wrong.

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Could you please elaborate on what could go wrong, besides the water getting cold?

10-28-2005, 04:06 AM

4 options:
1) Check out and dont tell anyone
2) Go to a store and get one of those drain-solvents to undo the clog, thus draining the urine
3) Syphon the urine-water out of the tub, then call the hotel to come fix the clog.
4) Fill the tub up with water, so that the urine is dilluted and invisible. Then call the hotel saying your bath wont drain.

gmrankin

10-28-2005, 04:10 AM

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Don't you hate when you fart in the shower and it smells. HORRIBLE!

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FYP

gmrankin

10-28-2005, 04:14 AM

I can't seem to jack OF* while standing up... so none of that in the shower with me. usually: pee, wash, shave, brush teeth and I'm out. I like to point my di*k straight up when i pee sometimes to get the waterfall effect. haven't done it in a while... maybe tomorrow.

10-28-2005, 04:23 AM

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I can't seem to jack OF* while standing up... so none of that in the shower with me. usually: pee, wash, shave, brush teeth and I'm out. I like to point my di*k straight up when i pee sometimes to get the waterfall effect. haven't done it in a while... maybe tomorrow.

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Hold your pee a long time, then see if you can pee straight up and over your head, and behind your back.

gmrankin

10-28-2005, 04:56 AM

I've tried, i don't like it when it gets to close to my face!! kind of like when i am handling my buisness and i get a little to into it and i almost hit myself in the face with my load... very scary... its like dogding bullets.

http://www.therisenrealm.com/images/moviegifs/matrix7.gif

10-28-2005, 08:05 AM

Wow, those are all smart.

I went downstairs and angrily explained that my wife and I (I was single at the time) were trying to enjoy a shower, and the water came out weird smelling and looking (I diluted it).

so I got a free room upgrade.

I love capitalism, and holiday inn.

jakethebake

10-28-2005, 08:11 AM

I used to have a lawn chair in my shower and a special ballcap I wore in there. I'd crank the music up and sit in there and drink beer in the hot shower. Good times. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

10-28-2005, 11:21 AM

I 8-table Party's $109's in the shower.

Oh, and masturbate. But only after I scoop a large pot.

sfer

10-28-2005, 11:42 AM

I've never much liked shower wanking.

10-28-2005, 11:44 AM

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I 8-table Party's $109's in the shower.

Oh, and masturbate. But only after I scoop a large pot.

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NICE! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

evil_twin

10-28-2005, 11:45 AM

Since I discovered shaving in the shower I can't imagine having to stand at a stupid sink peering into a mirror. The key is to do two strokes on each sideburn section (where there is maximum possibility for disaster) before getting in.

Of course when you're experienced this becomes unnecessary and one can just shave blind. Greatest shaves ever, minimum burn or pain afterwards.

I expect some amateurs are going to tell me I should have a mirror in the shower.

jakethebake

10-28-2005, 11:50 AM

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I've never much liked shower wanking.

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I agree. Shower blow jobs are nice, however.

10-28-2005, 12:02 PM

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Since I discovered shaving in the shower I can't imagine having to stand at a stupid sink peering into a mirror. The key is to do two strokes on each sideburn section (where there is maximum possibility for disaster) before getting in.

Of course when you're experienced this becomes unnecessary and one can just shave blind. Greatest shaves ever, minimum burn or pain afterwards.

I expect some amateurs are going to tell me I should have a mirror in the shower.

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I agree. This rocks. Much better than hurting your back and having to cleanup around the sink. I still need a mirror, though. But mainly it is to make sure my sideburns end up even.

Plus, it's sooo difficult to shave your ball hair over the sink. JK