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GtrHtr

10-25-2005, 08:46 PM

I've played against some morans in my day but this takes the cake. I used to play on UB all the time and hadn't played there in ages until tonight.

Never give up on a bluff/semi bluff?

Ultimate Bet No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t600 (2 handed) converter (http://www.selachian.com/tools/bisonconverter/hhconverter.cgi)

Hero (t5505)
Button (t9495)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 8/images/graemlins/club.gif, 6/images/graemlins/diamond.gif.
Button calls t300, Hero checks.

Flop: (t1200) 3/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 5/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 4/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets t1200, Hero calls t1200.

Turn: (t3600) J/images/graemlins/club.gif (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets t3600, Hero calls t3600.

River: (t10800) T/images/graemlins/spade.gif (2 players)
Hero bets t105 (All-In), Button folds.

Final Pot: t10905

pooh74

10-25-2005, 08:47 PM

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I've played against some morans in my day but this takes the cake. I used to play on UB all the time and hadn't played there in ages until tonight.

Never give up on a bluff/semi bluff?

Ultimate Bet No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t600 (2 handed) converter (http://www.selachian.com/tools/bisonconverter/hhconverter.cgi)

Hero (t5505)
Button (t9495)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 8/images/graemlins/club.gif, 6/images/graemlins/diamond.gif.
Button calls t300, Hero checks.

Flop: (t1200) 3/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 5/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 4/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets t1200, Hero calls t1200.

Turn: (t3600) J/images/graemlins/club.gif (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets t3600, Hero calls t3600.

River: (t10800) T/images/graemlins/spade.gif (2 players)
Hero bets t105 (All-In), Button folds.

Final Pot: t10905

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Argument to be made for not pushing your semi-bluffs...wow

Pasterbator

10-25-2005, 08:49 PM

i hope you showed him that hand. you BETTER have shown him that hand.

Nick M

10-25-2005, 09:03 PM

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Argument to be made for not pushing your semi-bluffs...wow

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holy good god...could i get a semi-bluff please???

bigt439

10-25-2005, 09:07 PM

While this is obviously a joke, your play in this hand is pretty gross.

GtrHtr

10-25-2005, 11:41 PM

[ QUOTE ]
While this is obviously a joke, your play in this hand is pretty gross.

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In no way is this a joke. I will confess to having played just over an hour of limit on UB prior to firing up this SnG and had, prior to that studied several limit concepts to include calling for value and raising for a free card.

I do not attempt to justify or defend my play, which is clearly best among the remaining players.

pergesu

10-25-2005, 11:43 PM

Looks like you and I get to compete for worst low limit STTer.

You might be edging me out right now, but only because I haven't been playing in two weeks. Tomorrow night I regain the crown.

Melchiades

10-25-2005, 11:46 PM

That is one [censored] ugly hand.

bweiser8311962

10-25-2005, 11:59 PM

i've seen people fold holding 25 chips in a tournament. i just laugh.

GtrHtr

10-26-2005, 12:06 AM

GtrHtr

10-26-2005, 12:13 AM

[ QUOTE ]
Looks like you and I get to compete for worst low limit STTer.

You might be edging me out right now, but only because I haven't been playing in two weeks. Tomorrow night I regain the crown.

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Honestly, I'd been playing limit for a long while (for me) and played this to blow off some steam. Your comic relief is all I'm concerned about here. Don't worry about my 1 per 1000 sng donk play /images/graemlins/blush.gif

pergesu

10-26-2005, 12:25 AM

In that case, I suppose I'm still undisputed sucky champion of the world.

I was worried, cause for a minute I thought I had a challenger

10-26-2005, 12:30 AM

villain has 2-7, easy laydown...

10-26-2005, 12:33 AM

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t30 (2 handed) converter (http://www.selachian.com/tools/bisonconverter/hhconverter.cgi)

saw flop|saw showdown

Hero (t1580)
Button (t1420)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 5/images/graemlins/heart.gif, K/images/graemlins/spade.gif.
Button calls t15, Hero checks.

Flop: (t60) 9/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 5/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 2/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (2 players)
Hero checks, Button checks.

Turn: (t60) 5/images/graemlins/spade.gif (2 players)
Hero checks, Button checks.

River: (t60) 9/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (2 players)
Hero bets t1550 (All-In), Button calls t1390 (All-In).

Final Pot: t3000

Results in white below: 
Hero has 5h Ks (full house, fives full of nines).
Button has Ac Kc (two pair, nines and fives).
Outcome: Hero wins t3000.

Melchiades

10-26-2005, 01:42 AM

Would have been more fun if he called with 34o.

psyduck

10-26-2005, 01:50 AM

[ QUOTE ]
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t30 (2 handed) converter (http://www.selachian.com/tools/bisonconverter/hhconverter.cgi)

saw flop|saw showdown

Hero (t1580)
Button (t1420)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 5/images/graemlins/heart.gif, K/images/graemlins/spade.gif.
Button calls t15, Hero checks.

Flop: (t60) 9/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 5/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 2/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (2 players)
Hero checks, Button checks.

Turn: (t60) 5/images/graemlins/spade.gif (2 players)
Hero checks, Button checks.

River: (t60) 9/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (2 players)
Hero bets t1550 (All-In), Button calls t1390 (All-In).

Final Pot: t3000

Results in white below: 
Hero has 5h Ks (full house, fives full of nines).
Button has Ac Kc (two pair, nines and fives).
Outcome: Hero wins t3000. 

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OMG ACE HIGH MUST BE GOOD.

Nice thread.