View Full Version : Need to Steal Costume idea
Diggslick
10-25-2005, 03:54 PM
You knew someone would do it.
Looking for a costume for a party and bar afterward. Easy, current, and non-PC ideas are the best. Just want to score a cool idea, but he bar does offer a $500 prize.
Perfect example of what I'm looking for: Last years winner was Gov. McGreey(I'm in NJ) Suit, Governor sash, and male blow up doll attatched to his crotch.
I'm currently attempting to convince one of my blonde female friends to be the Morton Salt girl (http://www.mortonsalt.com).
Edit: I reread your post, and I see you're looking for a non-PC idea...I guess mine doesn't really fit then.
SeaSiren
10-25-2005, 06:32 PM
Make a giant magnet out of carboard (paint ends red etc.) Put it around your neck and glue on a bunch of those little yellow 'peeps' (chicken-shaped marshmallow candies)... then glue on some yellow feathers and bingo... You're a 'Chick Magnet'! a sure winner /images/graemlins/smile.gif
marsvolta619
10-25-2005, 06:37 PM
Ron Burgundy for the win
Deamon2
10-25-2005, 06:42 PM
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Ron Burgundy for the win
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you need the "massive errection" to go with it though, or there just is no costume
marsvolta619
10-25-2005, 06:45 PM
Of course. I've grown my own 'stache out, have a wig, found a blue suit from a thrift store, and bought a strap-on(im too small to notice), and already have my own microphone. Total cost about $40 bucks.
BCPVP
10-25-2005, 06:53 PM
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and bought a strap-on(im too small to notice)
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Awfully secure of you...
http://www.progressiveboink.com/jon/images/Halloween/5.JPG
arod15
10-25-2005, 07:11 PM
its been done...
gmrankin
10-25-2005, 07:15 PM
i want to be bob ross http://www.weberart.com/img_prod/bob/br0_sm.jpg
go to an art store get the paint stuff, buy a big fro, and your set
SackUp
10-25-2005, 07:29 PM
New Orleans Swim Team
EOT
loose passive
10-25-2005, 07:29 PM
http://geekhost.info/~gabriela/textbilder/cowbell_skit_cx_20.jpg
Eurotrash
10-25-2005, 07:32 PM
I would try to get one of those masks of the Burger King "King"
LOL pretty funny and original idea if you ask me
Best thing about New Jersey: McGreevy's poll numbers shot up after people found out he was doing that guy. Nice.
kurosh
10-25-2005, 07:40 PM
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I would try to get one of those masks of the Burger King "King"
LOL pretty funny and original idea if you ask me
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http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a200/Nut4Dawgs/golf.jpg
Soul Daddy
10-25-2005, 08:00 PM
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http://geekhost.info/~gabriela/textbilder/cowbell_skit_cx_20.jpg
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omg, that's perfect!
Andrew Fletcher
10-26-2005, 12:40 PM
can we bump this thread? i need a good idea.
New Orleans Swim Team was by far the best.
Remember, this is college, so it's got to be as offensive as possible.
samjjones
10-26-2005, 01:05 PM
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can we bump this thread? i need a good idea.
New Orleans Swim Team was by far the best.
Remember, this is college, so it's got to be as offensive as possible.
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How topical do you want this? Zombie Rosa Parks? Butch Sheryl Swoopes?
Crveballin
10-26-2005, 01:18 PM
Then go as the New Orleans Looter:
http://www.jewishhigh.com/heineken_new_orleans.jpg
Avatar of Wine
10-26-2005, 06:04 PM
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How topical do you want this? Zombie Rosa Parks? Butch Sheryl Swoopes?
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Sheryl Swoopes jokes could include the following:
-A basketball cut to resemble a mommy part
-A female blowup doll (preferably in an Old Dominion jersey) flipped on your front in a 69
-3 MVP medals, obv for 'working the box' (spice euphemism to taste)
New Orleans jokes are prob the best bet, though . . . something like Survivor: SuperDome (rape/[censored]/steal instead of outwit/outplay/whatever?), although racism remarks would be way better.
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