HEY BLONDIE!! yes YOU..

[GrannyMae]

as per michael haven's brillianlty stated post regarding global etiquitte, i shall be at MY TABLE tomorrow (monday) at 8.30pm ET.

i have to do my nails and remove some infected cuticles at 9, so don't be late.

please try not to embarass yourself too much.

i reccomend you take a look at some of the 2+2 essays on LHE, and then maybe you will last more than 30 minutes.

if you would like to back out, then a public statement like below will release you from this whuppin'.

Granny is god, i am a SEVRLY limited player that mildly excels only at euro-trash structures. I bow to your talent, Granny, and I vow to never email Chief Cacadoodoo again for *any* reason.
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buh-bye

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[bentlyman]

Just wondering...

Granny, do you do all the smiley faced art in your posts yourself???

Cos' the one's above is just awful!! /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif

[lorinda]

Ill be there, I may be hopeless at limit, but Im not scared of you, or your mini friend.

I intend to last for 31 minutes to make you have to leave the table.

Now, where did I put that book, "Limit holdem for the clueless".

What a month, Limit challenge from the old bag herself, then king of the zoo limit nightmare.

Wake me up in July.

Lori

[mini mae]

Hey Granny,
That blondie seems kinda good-hearted and pleasant in an odd sort of way... maybe ya shouldn't whupp her TOO badly.

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mini

[lorinda]

Hey mini, thanks. I phoned Vegas to find out who you are...
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Latest betting:

CtPokerPro 6-4
Jimbo 4-1
Pooppoop 6-1
Annie Adlin 7-1
MSS 8-1
Granny 10-1
Mike Haven 12-1
Hotchile 14-1
Lorinda 16-1
Dave Gz 20-1
InThaCup 25-1
Mason 500-1
Dave Sk 10000-1
Tom D 100000-1

</pre><hr>
Let me be the first to issue the denial, you ain't me.

Lori

[GrannyMae]

That blondie seems kinda good-hearted and pleasant in an odd sort of way... maybe ya shouldn't whupp her TOO badly.

sorry mini, but i cannot comply willingly.

she's toast. i will try to make it quick tho, as i hate to see friends suffer.

now will you PLEASE tell us who the FuK you are?!?!

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[Inthacup]

Granny, after you finish off the feeble limit player that is Lorinda, remember who's waiting. ME, BABY, ME. Just let me know when and where. People call Potmo a solid opponent, but I've played against Potmo quite a bit at 3 6 on Party, and he's the fuzzy warm preview before you get to the main attraction. I'll tee you up and crank you 300 yards right down the center of the fairway...with a little draw. Later G.

Cup



P.S. I'm hammered.

[mini mae]

Lori, Put me down for 500.00 please ! (I'll email ya with my pick)

thanks
mini

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</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
Hey mini, thanks. I phoned Vegas to find out who you are...
Latest betting:
CtPokerPro 6-4
Jimbo 4-1
Pooppoop 6-1
Annie Adlin 7-1
MSS 8-1
Granny 10-1
Mike Haven 12-1
Hotchile 14-1
Lorinda 16-1
Dave Gz 20-1
InThaCup 25-1
Mason 500-1
Dave Sk 10000-1
Tom D 100000-1

[/ QUOTE ]

[GrannyMae]

and he's the fuzzy warm preview before you get to the main attraction

you are second up after lorinda now.

i'll be here a while, and will be here after you have crawled away into eternal mediocrity.


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Best Wishes,

[happyjaypee]

CtPokerPro 6-4
Jimbo 4-1
Pooppoop 6-1
Annie Adlin 7-1
MSS 8-1
Granny 10-1
Mike Haven 12-1
Hotchile 14-1
Lorinda 16-1
Dave Gz 20-1
InThaCup 25-1
Mason 500-1
Dave Sk 10000-1
Tom D 100000-1



I'll put a buck on TomD. Hey, you never know! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif


-Happy /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

[lorinda]

Please insert Bbill at 2-1 Joint favorite with CtPokerPro.

Thanks.

Lori

[Inthacup]

i'll be here a while, and will be here after you have crawled away into eternal mediocrity.


I prefer to stumble blindly into eternal mediocrity.


btw, is this a winner stays thing? If(big IF) lorinda grabs you by the wrinkles and toys with you as she has the Zoo tourneys, do I play her by default?

[BBill]

Finally, my 15 minutes of Fame. I am honored !!!

Tks, Lorinda /forums/images/icons/cool.gif

bbill

[Jimbo]

You certainly need help in computing accurate odds Blondie.

[bentlyman]

Bag vs. Blondie...

I am personally hoping for a tie...

If either were to lose this one I don't think their ego could take it /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif .

I'm pulling for Tom D. Put me down for 50cent. I usually don't play the exotics, but...


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Signed,

big ego bently

[lorinda]

If either were to lose this one I don't think their ego could take it

The only interest in the betting ring for this one is the survival time, I intend to make it to level 4.

Lori

[GrannyMae]

btw, is this a winner stays thing? If(big IF) lorinda grabs you by the wrinkles and toys with you as she has the Zoo tourneys, do I play her by default?

YES

however, we have to check with michael, who is now the official referee, that if she beats me, can she move HER table to NL.

i think this should be allowed

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