The lady in the produce section

You see her shopping in the produce section. She doesn't notice you at all. Middle aged, wedding ring on, nothing real special but still you'd like to go home and bang her right then. What do you say?

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You see her shopping in the produce section. She doesn't notice you at all. Middle aged, wedding ring on, nothing real special but still you'd like to go home and bang her right then. What do you say?

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[MrWookie47]

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[Patrick del Poker Grande]

Very nice.

[MrWookie47]

Not mine. See the "are you happy with your penus" thread for the original artist. I would have cited my source, but I was lazy.

[tdarko]

i say you're an idiot and do your [censored] shopping.

[BCPVP]

Took me about a half a second to realize what that was. Then a lot of people stared at me laughing in the comp lab... /images/graemlins/blush.gif /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Bluffoon]

Duh you ask her a question about whatever produce she is standing next to and then compliment her and say something funny to make her laugh and then you ask her to go for a cup of coffee. Keep trying and you'll get it right.

[ononimo]

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this truly is brilliant, in every sense of the word.

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this truly is brilliant, in every sense of the word.

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I'm lost... I totally don't get it. It looks like a nut sack with a face on it, being powered by a lamp, a la Batman.

?? Help me out.

[tdarko]

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I'm lost... I totally don't get it. It looks like a nut sack with a face on it, being powered by a lamp, a la Batman.

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maybe you will be one of the "ones" then.

[Cancer Merchant]

It's like the 3d posters, keep staring at it and you'll see the hidden picture.

HINT: It's a sailboat.

[ononimo]

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I'm lost... I totally don't get it. It looks like a nut sack with a face on it, being powered by a lamp, a la Batman.

?? Help me out.

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actually, you're much closer than you think.

[imported_anacardo]

YOU KNOW WHAT?!

THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY!

THAT GUY OVER THERE? HE'S JUST A GUY IN A SUIT!

[tdarko]

see and i was going to say "a scooner is a sailboat."

[imported_anacardo]

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[TimM]

"Mine's bigger."
"What?"
"My cucumber. It's bigger."

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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"Mine's bigger."
"What?"
"My cucumber. It's bigger."

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I was coming in here with "That aint no cucumber... this is a cucumber!" This should be prefaced somehow by "Hey, lady!"

[pokerdirty]

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I'm lost... I totally don't get it. It looks like a nut sack with a face on it, being powered by a lamp, a la Batman.

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maybe you will be one of the "ones" then.

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He already was one of the "ones" though. Remember K Steel from the sports forum?

[tdarko]

ahhh how could i forget, he was a major p r i c k to me.

[tdarko]

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I was coming in here with "That aint no cucumber... this is a cucumber!" This should be prefaced somehow by "Hey, lady!"

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hahahahhaa! that reminds me of crocodile dundee when that gangster whips out that tiny knife and he looks at him perplexed and pulls out his gigantic bush machete and says, "now that a knife!"

[theredwave]

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"Mine's bigger."
"What?"
"My cucumber. It's bigger."

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I /images/graemlins/heart.gif Animal House.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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I was coming in here with "That aint no cucumber... this is a cucumber!" This should be prefaced somehow by "Hey, lady!"

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hahahahhaa! that reminds me of crocodile dundee when that gangster whips out that tiny knife and he looks at him perplexed and pulls out his gigantic bush machete and says, "now that a knife!"

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I forgot to add that you're supposed to say it with a huge Dundee accent.

[MrTrik]

I can't address your exact question. But it reminded me of a similar situation I was in when I was still single.

The local store's produce manager was this hot, dark skinned, hispanic girl. I was in my late 20s and she was 24. She was a new American citizen and had that Latin flare. She was the manager so wore these black pinstripped pants and a tight white top. She was wearing a small apron to protect her clothes.

I had admired her for a month or so as I shopped. She was always out on the floor helping out her 'team' by getting the latest fruits and veggies out for display when they had fallen behind due to late deliveries.

I started chatting with her one day and then again the next time I shopped. She and I started to get into this inuendo sort of deal where she was pointing out various cucumbers and bananas. I eventually asked her out for drinks. We banged each other's bodies for about three weeks before her b/f arrived in country from Mexico. She was up front on him eventually getting into the country, but we sure had a hot time for a while. Ah, good memories.

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We banged each other's bodies for about three weeks before her b/f arrived in country from Mexico. She was up front on him eventually getting into the country, but we sure had a hot time for a while. Ah, good memories.

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HAHAHA

this thread means nothing without a pic /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

honestly if you are serious, start a conversation about a recipe you are going to try, ask for advice, start a conversation and then invite her over to try it out