rusty JEDI's useless post of the month #3...How old are you?

[rusty JEDI]

Two posts got me thinking this week. In particular i always thought simon diamond was older than 22.

Starting it off......I am 24. I'm also a little curious if this is about what everyone thought i was.

rJ

[FeliciaLee]

I always thought Simon was a lot older, as well. Yanno those Brits, always so polite and proper, lol /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

24 sounds about right for you, Rusty.

I am 34, I will be 35 on Halloween /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif

[n1stunnor]

24....I'm a Libra..

[LondonBroil]

25 and a half!

[Simon Diamond]

People who know me in the flesh think I am 30 something, so it is not surprising that some of you guys think I am older too. I have to say that I do feel older, but that comes back to something I put in a post a minute ago - age is just a number, it's all about maturity. I know a lot of 30 and 40 year olds that act like teenagers (my dad is one of them!)

Yanno those Brits, always so polite and proper

Try living here, and that statement will be retracted in double quick time. I try my best to keep that myth alive though. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

Simon

[Jimbo]

I am older than any two of the previous posters in this thread put together! /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

[Simon Diamond]

There is no substitute for experience /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

Simon

[GrannyMae]

I am 24

i have a festering pimple on my right ass-cheek that has been there longer than you have been alive

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[bentlyman]

Easy to find out how old Granny is.

Just cut her open and count the rings /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif .

Seqoia. (Damn, I hope I spelled that right)

[n1stunnor]

Where's the spelling police?

Sequoia

[jasonHoldEm]

Ok I was about right for you Jedi (I'm guessing most people here are in their 20's).

I'm 25.

I thought Felicia was younger (at least she looks younger)...

((pats self on back, scores bonus points...D'oh! she's married))

I knew Simon was our age as well...I've seen his pic on his website....speaking of which, how long before you grace us with some more poker fiction???

Granny is older than the dirt the Sequoia is growing in.

peace,
jHE

[dux]

I'm the youngest here I would think. I always got the impression you were older than 24 Rusty.

[bentlyman]

I always got the impression you were older than 24 Rusty.

Same here, I always thought, about 45+. Why?? Bonus chasing means you're frugal probably. Frugal people are usually older. Plus the name "Rusty" Jedi. Rusty=old, not practiced up in my book.

You have made fool of me. /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif

[jek187]

"Bonus chasing means you're frugal probably. Frugal people are usually older."

I think the avg age of a Whore is 24.

[jamesburke]

23 and lovin it!, 2 degrees, information systems security and accounting...but i choose to play poker for a living /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

[GrannyMae]

Bonus chasing means you're frugal probably.

betcha a billion dollars that this correlation is reverse of what you are surmising.

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[crazy canuck]

I'm 25. I guess I'm too old to be a whore...they like them whores young nowadays.

[GrannyMae]

i don't wanna get OT, well, actually i don't give a fuk.

did you see what rJ said about toronto CC??

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[bentlyman]

Give me Odds and make it $5 and we've got a deal.

*Sportsbettor reasoning mode on*

Make a billion dollar bet with Gran??? Hmmm, lets see....Wisdom = age + intelligence. Granny has years. Granny has smarts. My Pappy taught me years ago never to f with Wisdom. On that basis alone, I can't risk a billion and chance going into hock with you. Who knows what that would bring??? Prostitution, probably.

I will understand if you don't have the GUTS to give me odds
/forums/images/icons/shocked.gif and I am willing to make the bet at even money 5$ if you are so inclined.

[GrannyMae]

actually, i need to learn to read the whole thread before i respond, but i think Jek is right on the money.

i know alot of BW's, and they are all young punks.

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I am 28.

[onlinechamp]

hi.

[TonySanDiego]

I am older than Granny

[Robk]

It's easy to remember because it has every vowel.

[ChipWrecked]

39, with first baby coming in September.... which makes me feel younger now, but will soon have me feeling old indeed I'm sure... have promised to do fair share of 4 AM feedings etc.

[lorinda]

31 and been gambling longer than most of the people here have been alive already!!!

Lori

[Fishy]

[Mike Haven]

It's easy to remember because it has every vowel

one hundred and five?!?

oops - you mean sequoia /forums/images/icons/blush.gif

[Simon Diamond]

I knew Simon was our age as well...I've seen his pic on his website

Accept my apologies for not warning you of that horrific site.

speaking of which, how long before you grace us with some more poker fiction???

Hmmm. I was thinking about this the other day - there are so many colourful characters in the zoo, it would be great to incorporate them all in a story.

Of course I wouldn't want to put peoples noses out of joint so I ditched the idea. If you have any good ideas, I can try to get into writing mode - haven't done any for a while.

Simon

[Inthacup]

23. I'm 1/4th of Granny's age and posting ability.

[FeliciaLee]

I thought Felicia was younger (at least she looks younger)...
((pats self on back, scores bonus points...D'oh! she's married))

Hehe. Thanks. There are reasons that I look so young, but they're not for this forum /forums/images/icons/wink.gif I will say, though, that I've never smoked, drank or taken any drugs.

What's your phone number again, Jason? You never know when I might be ready to swap in my older model husband for a newer one! Men are like cars to me, I have to have a new one every couple years or so.

LOL! Kidding!

[Mike Haven]

i'm not sure if a swap is a good idea, felicia

maybe you should start again altogether? i suspect there is not a lot of ev in a swap

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[Miah]

21

Just making the cut

[FeliciaLee]

OMG, I had no idea that you could get a pic of Glenn! You are way too clever for me!

Isn't that an adorable pic? That is my favorite. Glenn and our super-pup Dax. Maybe I'll keep Glenn around a little longer after all!

[jek187]

First and only Fish of The Month!

I felt a twinge of jealousy when I read that.

[Stew]

I am a bonus whore, Scorpio, Married with a 21 month old son and I am 32.

[Mike Haven]

Glenn is the yorkshire terrier - right? yep - he's a keeper alright

[FeliciaLee]

Glenn is the yorkshire terrier - right? yep - he's a keeper alright

LOL. Yep, you got it. /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif

Jeez, if everyone can see these pics, I guess I should take down the porno ones, huh????

[jek187]

there are so many colourful characters in the zoo, it would be great to incorporate them all in a story.

Of course I wouldn't want to put peoples noses out of joint so I ditched the idea.


Simon, I think this is a wonderful idea. Also, I doubt any of the more colorful posters would take serious offense at anything wrote about them. I'll start it off: I give you full permission to take any liberties w/my personality you so desire. I'm a big boy, I can take it.

[Mike Haven]

I guess I should take down the porno ones, huh????

actually, i thought you should add a few more of those ones with the dog

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