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Irieguy
10-23-2005, 09:08 PM
So Yugo came to town to hang out, play cards, get lap dances, and all the other standard Vegas stuff.

We discussed at length how many 5 year-olds we each thought we could take, and we decided that the answer is basically as many 5 year-olds as you could fit onto the basketball court. The specific reasons for why this is the "correct" answer is convoluted, and dependent upon a specific offensive strategy that is non-exploitable. It is also beyond the scope of this post, so I will leave it at that. (and for what it's worth, we decided that a rip-cord style large chainsaw would be the perfect weapon for the weapons option.)

Okay, so last night was good.

We went to "Bite of Las Vegas," which is basically an outdoor concert with good food and cheap beer. We ate and drank and became merry. We listened to Better than Ezra but decided not to stay for Collective Soul.

The party (8 of us) moved back to my place where I have a stripper pole in my living room. The girls danced on the pole. The guys drank Heineken and Goose. Vegas, baby.

Then, somewhat randomly, one of my friends suggested that we go to the Boardwalk on the strip and watch the <font color="purple">Prince</font> impersonator show. It was due to start in like, 30 minutes, and I live about 25 minutes away, so we had to decide yes or no. We chose "yes," and headed out.

Now, for those of you who don't know Vegas, the Boardwalk is a friggin' toilet. So, my expectations were not very high. Then, I found out that the show was free. I couldn't imagine how a free show at the Boardwalk could be anything other than a disaster. But I was in a good mood, and I was actually kind of hoping that it was going to be a ridiculous joke... but it wasn't. Not by a longshot.

<font color="purple">Purple Reign</font> is a <font color="purple">Prince-Impersonation</font> band and they totally rock. Replete with Morris Day and Jerome look-alikes and a kick-ass group of musicians, this show was the absolute nuts.

The <font color="purple">Prince</font> guy looked quite a bit like [color;purple]Prince</font>, danced quite a bit like <font color="purple">Prince</font>, and sang a little bit like <font color="purple">Prince</font>. The music was superb, and they were able to really get the crowd into it.

The Morris Day and the Time segues practically stole the show, and probably would have if it weren't for Adrian Diamond.

<font color="red">Adrian Diamond</font>

<font color="purple">Purple Reign</font> played 3, 1-hour sets starting at 11pm, and we stayed all the way until the final number at 3:00am (<font color="purple">Purple Rain</font>, of course.)

During the first set this chick comes out on stage and starts dancing around... shaking her ass. She didn't sing, she didn't play the tamborine... she just shook her ass. It was kind of distracting at first, and I didn't really think it fit in with the show. (Obviously, the real <font color="purple">Prince</font> wouldn't have a full-time ass-shaker dancing around unless it was part of a choreographed number, like for Erotic City or Get Off.) But it's quite hard to actually maintain a <font color="purple">Prince</font>-like level of entertainment for 4 hours, so somebody (probably Boardwalk management) decided to add Adrian Diamond to the act.

What at first seemed like a distraction eventually turned into a mesmerizing display of booty-jigglin, nug-wigglin, belly-shimmerin' magic. This girl had charisma and could shake it with Shakira-like speed and precision. It was awesome.

Speaking of charisma, this band has it. I don't remember seeing a live performance that involved so many band members capable of captivating the attention of an entire audience for extended periods of time.

<font color="purple">Prince</font> did it. Morris Day did it. Jerome definitely did it. Adrian Diamond did it, and then some. But I even found myself watching the lead guitarist for extended periods of time, and the keyboard player (a fill-in, apparently, since he wasn't donning Doctor garb) busted out a harp solo in the third set as he walked around the floor using bar stools as stilts that drew a standing O.

Yugo got sauced and publicly pronounced his love for Adrian Diamond. I saw her first, so I had to kick his ass.

Next time you are in Vegas, check it out. <font color="purple">Purple Reign</font> at the Boardwalk, Tuesday-Saturday at 11pm. Get there early if you want a table.

Irieguy

pooh74
10-23-2005, 09:14 PM
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but decided not to stay for Collective Soul.


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Yeah, I hate it when my ears bleed too...

10-23-2005, 09:14 PM
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We discussed at length how many 5 year-olds we each thought we could take, and we decided that the answer is basically as many 5 year-olds as you could fit onto the basketball court. The specific reasons for why this is the "correct" answer is convoluted, and dependent upon a specific offensive strategy that is non-exploitable. It is also beyond the scope of this post, so I will leave it at that. (and for what it's worth, we decided that a rip-cord style large chainsaw would be the perfect weapon for the weapons option.)


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I completely agree.

AA suited
10-23-2005, 09:18 PM
wait.. arent you married w/a kid?

and your wife lets you have a stripper pole in your living room and strippers can come over?!

god, you have a great find! congrats!

and cool trip report

ace_in_the_hole
10-23-2005, 09:32 PM
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wait.. arent you married w/a kid?

and your wife lets you have a stripper pole in your living room and strippers can come over?!

god, you have a great find! congrats!

and cool trip report

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Yes. I am also intrigued at this heaven-like situation, please tell us your secret. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

microbet
10-23-2005, 09:35 PM
Do the 5 year olds get kiddie chain saws?

Irieguy
10-23-2005, 09:37 PM
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Do the 5 year olds get kiddie chain saws?

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No, according to the rules of the weapons option, they get the same weapon you do. So they would have full-sized chain saws, and would almost certainly not be able to start them, or weild them if they could.

Irieguy

TheNoodleMan
10-23-2005, 09:51 PM
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Do the 5 year olds get kiddie chain saws?

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No, according to the rules of the weapons option, they get the same weapon you do. So they would have full-sized chain saws, and would almost certainly not be able to start them, or weild them if they could.

Irieguy

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genius!

skipperbob
10-23-2005, 09:58 PM
Alright Yugo: The trip report better match the 2:00 AM message on my cellphone /images/graemlins/confused.gif

johnnybeef
10-23-2005, 10:09 PM
mine's better...

bones
10-23-2005, 10:14 PM
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Alright Yugo: The trip report better match the 2:00 AM message on my cellphone

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This would also explain the 4am missed call from Yugo on my cell...

Irieguy
10-23-2005, 10:33 PM
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wait.. arent you married w/a kid?

and your wife lets you have a stripper pole in your living room and strippers can come over?!

god, you have a great find! congrats!

and cool trip report

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Yes. I am also intrigued at this heaven-like situation, please tell us your secret. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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No kid, just a wife. I can explain how to work this out, and maybe I will in an OOT post someday. But if you are already married or have a girlfriend, it's too late. You have to start from the very beginning.

Irieguy

SuitedSixes
10-23-2005, 10:40 PM
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I have a stripper pole in my living room. The girls danced on the pole.

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http://usera.imagecave.com/BSwing23/needpics.gif

Also obligatory:
Nice avatar.

And by the way:
Also, you right good.

I answered the Yugo call, although it was at a reasonable hour by my standards. It also sounds like Yugo was trying to be cool and his mouth got him in trouble, again. I will let others elaborate.

pergesu
10-23-2005, 10:43 PM
My current girlfriend said she found something "incredibly special" when she found me. I told her that she'd be doing a disservice to the world by not spreading the news of how great I am.

It also helps that her best friend thinks I'm hot and lives down the street from me.

Good times /images/graemlins/cool.gif

The Yugoslavian
10-24-2005, 02:11 AM
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It also sounds like Yugo was <font color="red">immeasurably cool</font> and <font color="red">pwn3d the bouncer at the<font color="purple"> Purple Reign <font color="red">concert</font></font></font>.

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I concur.

Yugoslav

Deuce2High
10-24-2005, 02:25 AM
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It also sounds like Yugo was <font color="red">immeasurably cool</font> and <font color="red">pwn3d the bouncer at the<font color="purple"> Purple Reign <font color="red">concert</font></font></font>.

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I concur.

Yugoslav

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Quoted for excellent use of the word 'pwn3d'.

SuitedSixes
10-24-2005, 03:47 AM
I will receive a PM from Skipperbob within 24 hours asking me how he can make his posts in <font color="red">c</font><font color="green">o</font><font color="blue">l</font><font color="orange">o</font><font color="purple">r</font>.

Daliman
10-24-2005, 04:01 AM
When I went to see Purple Reign, (I am a HUGE dimunitive Prince fan), they ended up having htat week off, I lost my friend at the club down the street and had my rental vehicle stolen, along with my glasses, jacket, and a brand new $400 camera.

AA suited
10-24-2005, 09:28 AM
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wait.. arent you married w/a kid?

and your wife lets you have a stripper pole in your living room and strippers can come over?!

god, you have a great find! congrats!

and cool trip report

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No kid, just a wife. I can explain how to work this out, and maybe I will in an OOT post someday. But if you are already married or have a girlfriend, it's too late. You have to start from the very beginning.

Irieguy

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cross post the link here since alot of people dont read oot.

Indiana
10-24-2005, 10:26 AM
Strange post but interesting. I used to stay at the boardwalk when I was a broke college student because it was cheap back in the 90s. It is a toilet, but that .99 hotdog...ahhhhh.

Indy

SuitedSixes
10-24-2005, 12:20 PM
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Strange post but interesting. I used to stay at the boardwalk when I was a broke college student because it was cheap back in the 90s. It is a toilet, but that .99 hotdog...ahhhhh.

Indy

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I think they also offer $1 blackjack.

Irieguy
10-24-2005, 03:16 PM
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When I went to see Purple Reign, (I am a HUGE dimunitive Prince fan), they ended up having htat week off, I lost my friend at the club down the street and had my rental vehicle stolen, along with my glasses, jacket, and a brand new $400 camera.

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See, I told you they rock.

Irieguy