Weird problem... common fess up, I can't be alone.

Ok i'm not sure if this is normal because frankly i've always been embarassed to ask friends. When i'm at the computer sometimes, or on some days in general my butt just is really moist as though it's sweating.. when it may not even be hot. It will make my underwear very damp. Wtf is this all about?

Also the second problem is that my balls get really smelly... is this normal? Like if i don't take a shower for 3 days (i really avoid doing this but we've all done it before) my balls will just wreak. I'll be sitting at the computer and can smell them. With pants on I can't but with underwear on the smell is prevalent. It smells like... I don't know, you guys know, the ball area is like its own armpit. Like if i take my index finger and whipe it under my testicles and smell it, it's the worst smell ever. This is OOT so i'm expecting moronic flames, go for it, but this thread is a legitimate question. For all I know this could be very normal.

[diebitter]

You might not be alone, but I'm not with you.

[ethan]

Wow. Ok...serious advice. You might try buying a chair with a more breathable seat - the Aeron's expensive but it might help. Are you particularly overweight? That might be part of the problem.

And if your balls smell awful after 3 days without showering, don't go 3 days without showering.

[edfurlong]

My house has a shower so I'm not really feeling you.

[siccjay]

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[Exitonly]

Are you constantly masturbating?

Thats is the only time that i've noticeed this phenomenon

[uw_madtown]

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Don't go 3 days without showering.

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[SammyKid11]

First of all, I've played the 22's with you alot.....and I really don't like the idea of playing against ass-sweat and ball stench.

But nevertheless...

The ass sweating thing, I have no idea about. In all seriousness, are you maybe overweight a bit? I found myself sweating in all sorts of odd situations when I was about 20-30 pounds overweight. When I lost the weight, I didn't sweat as much.

As for the general ball smelliness (and "under the ball" wreaking)...you may have jock itch or something like it. If you suspect this, try the following...

When you take a shower, wash with soap on the area that smells horribly awful. With the soap that you've lathered up down there still on your fingers, smell your fingers. If you smell more disgusting-ness than you do soap, you probably have a problem for Tinactin. If this is the case...

1) Wash thoroughly
2) Dry completely (and give yourself another 5-10 mins. to make sure it's totally dry...wetness is the problem)
3) Spray Tinactin on the infected/smelly area
4) Be prepared for it to hurt...about ten seconds after spraying, it will not feel pleasant
5) I can't stress this enough...repeat this process EVERY DAY. DO NOT SKIP TWO OR THREE DAYS WITHOUT SHOWERING OR TREATING.

This will rid you of the ballsmell. As for the asssweat, you're on your own.

[Nelson Muntz]

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[The Truth]

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blake

[SmileyEH]

The only times I've gone 3days without showering was when I was a kid or camping.

-SmileyEH

[Blarg]

I don't understand the combo of not showering for three days plus being surprised your balls stink.

I'm not totally convinced I even understand the not showering for three days.

[Joshssj4]

Balls smell, it's a fact of life we all have to live with.

[ReDeYES88]

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[HopeydaFish]

This is the 3rd or 4th post I've seen in the last month about people complaining that their balls are smelly.

This tells me that some OOTiots:

1) Have really sensitive noses

and/or

2) Have REALLY smelly balls

and/or

3) Are extrememely flexible to be able to get an up-close whiff

I've never come close enough to my balls to be able to smell them. And anyone who *has* come close to them has never complained about any sort of odor.

And no, it's not normal to not shower for 3 days. That's disgusting.

[gorie]

i'd bet most guys have smelly balls after sitting in a computer chair all day. maybe not to the point of being considered the worst smell ever, .. until the 3rd day.

[Blarg]

We need some dissenting voices to chime in with a "I /images/graemlins/heart.gif smelly balls."

Will none amongst you stand up for smelly balls?

[Dominic]

okay, i had you on ignore and I forgot why...thanks for reminding me.

[mslif]

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We need some dissenting voices to chime in with a "I /images/graemlins/heart.gif smelly balls."

Will none amongst you stand up for smelly balls?

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NO /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[AEKDBet]

I am with you my sweaty-nut-brotha

lather, rinse, repeat

[Bigdaddydvo]

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blake

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[TTChamp]

My buddy has this problem (no really-it's not me) and he swears by Gold Bond Powder. He puts this stuff all over his balls and ass after showering and he says it fixes the problem. When you go into his apartment you can see the white residue on the floor where he did that morning's application.

BTW, the technical name for your condition is swamp ass.

Well since we've already answered his questions, I might as well come out with an embarrasing question of my own. Do you guys shave your a$$e$ or get them waxed? Or do you just let it grow away? This should become a sticky for guys who have personal questions.

[Blarg]

I've trimmed it between the cheeks. I grow too much hair there.

[HopeydaFish]

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Well since we've already answered his questions, I might as well come out with an embarrasing question of my own. Do you guys shave your a$$e$ or get them waxed? Or do you just let it grow away? This should become a sticky for guys who have personal questions.

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I let it grow. I don't work in porn.

[tonypaladino]

this is the most disturbing thread i've seen in a while

i can't get the image of someone "swiping their finger and smelling it" out of my head

[Yeti]

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When i'm at the computer sometimes, or on some days in general my butt just is really moist as though it's sweating.. when it may not even be hot. It will make my underwear very damp. Wtf is this all about?


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I'm obviously opening myself up to a world of pain here(hah), but I have this too.

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

take a shower!

[HopeydaFish]

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this is the most disturbing thread i've seen in a while

i can't get the image of someone "swiping their finger and smelling it" out of my head

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Note to self...if I ever meet the OP, don't shake his hand.

[mslif]

In previous threads, it was mentioned that over abundance of hair will make you sweat more and therefore smell more.
May I suggest trimming your hair in that region, maybe use deodorant underneath your ball sack and more urgently, shower everyday.

Its not that hair makes you sweat more, its that hair traps odor.