Haiku 3: Angry Haiku

[diebitter]

The name and sex haikus were reasonable successes, I reckon, and brought out the artistic side of OOT. So howzabout angry haiku? What is annoying you right now, how angry do you feel - whatever. Take it as a broad brief.

Here's mine, to get it rolling:

Circumstance, distance,
duty, ethics, worse still, hope,
so rattles my cage!

[ChipWrecked]

On freeway again.
Motherfvcker cut me off!
Die, you piece of sh1t!

[shant]

Yo [censored] you [censored] you
[censored] you [censored] you you're cool
and [censored] you I'm out.

[diebitter]

Lion King! WTF?
You have got to be kidding!
Jungle Book must rule!

[GuyOnTilt]

Missing warmer times
The [censored] am I here, wondering
Will the rain ever end?

GoT

People chatting loud
Won’t leave me the hell alone
Why can’t they sit down?

Where is my purple?
Taken from me in the night
I am now pissed off

[GuyOnTilt]

Fall has brought parties
With them a lot of tools; leave
My house you dumbass.

GoT

[ChipWrecked]

Moving household day
Many boxes, little time
My toothbrush is gone.

[ChipWrecked]

[ QUOTE ]
Lion King! WTF?


[/ QUOTE ]

Six syllables here.
WTF kind of haiku
Do you try to pass?

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[BOTW]

fury starves distress
charred soul drowned by lunacy
suffering Winter


My home is not now
greedy, whoring bitch--Keep it.
I do not like you

[diebitter]

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[ QUOTE ]
Lion King! WTF?


[/ QUOTE ]

Six syllables here.
WTF kind of haiku
Do you try to pass?

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Some dufuses can't
say words instead of letters
I blame hard drugs here.

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[mslif]

It's [censored] cold out
traffic is pissing me off
what a boring life.

[GuyOnTilt]

[ QUOTE ]
Six syllables here.
WTF kind of haiku
Do you try to pass?

[/ QUOTE ]
These things matter not
In this, the greatest of verse.
Let the morae flow.

GoT

[ChipWrecked]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Six syllables here.
WTF kind of haiku
Do you try to pass?

[/ QUOTE ]
These things matter not
In this, the greatest of verse.
Let the morae flow.

GoT

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm so tired now
The tiniest of things piss
me just the hell off.

[mslif]

Neighbor is outside
Way too early for small talks
Shut up! Go away!

(I actually have nice neighbors, just too chatty)

[mslif]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Six syllables here.
WTF kind of haiku
Do you try to pass?

[/ QUOTE ]
These things matter not
In this, the greatest of verse.
Let the morae flow.

GoT

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm so tired now
The tiniest of things piss
me just the hell off.

[/ QUOTE ]

I know what you mean
People are just annoying
I give you some love /images/graemlins/heart.gif

[ChipWrecked]

My wee toddler child
You know how much I love you.
Please be quiet now.

(inspired by mslif's neighbors)

[GuyOnTilt]

[ QUOTE ]

I'm so tired now
The tiniest of things piss
me just the hell off.

[/ QUOTE ]
Your inverted words
Betray, with you backward clock,
Your foreign birth sir.

GoT

[ChipWrecked]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]

I'm so tired now
The tiniest of things piss
me just the hell off.

[/ QUOTE ]
Your inverted words
Betray, with you backward clock,
Your foreign birth sir.

GoT

[/ QUOTE ]

What the hell you say?
Yank Doodle Dandy am I
Backwards talk and all.

[GuyOnTilt]

[ QUOTE ]

What the hell you say?
Yank Doodle Dandy am I
Backwards talk and all.

[/ QUOTE ]
Your being a yank
Makes you all the more foreign,
For I am yellow.

GoT

[ChipWrecked]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]

What the hell you say?
Yank Doodle Dandy am I
Backwards talk and all.

[/ QUOTE ]
Your being a yank
Makes you all the more foreign,
For I am yellow.

GoT

[/ QUOTE ]

I give. POTD.

[PocketJokers72]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]

What the hell you say?
Yank Doodle Dandy am I
Backwards talk and all.

[/ QUOTE ]
Your being a yank
Makes you all the more foreign,
For I am yellow.

GoT

[/ QUOTE ]

The Backwards Talking
Master of this feat am I
Train Jedi, I do.

http://www.sith.nl/multimedia/characters/yoda/yoda-13.jpg

I am such a dork
Posting junk online all day
Someone please kill me

[swede123]

Great, another dumb
haiku thread by diebitter
what a fool that one.

Swede

[Shajen]

(My day so far, in haiku)

Cozy bed, so warm
alarm clock buzzes loudly
SHAJEN PULVERIZE

My anger rises
must smash stupid BMW
Cut me off again

Coffee is too hot
scalded my tongue and mouth
[censored] this, I'm leaving.

Hunger pangs growing
Must eat something or perish
Time for a lunch thread?

[diebitter]

[ QUOTE ]
Great, another dumb
haiku thread by diebitter
what a fool that one.

Swede

[/ QUOTE ]

Who is more foolish?
The fool that starts the haiku
or the follower?

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[swede123]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Great, another dumb
haiku thread by diebitter
what a fool that one.

Swede

[/ QUOTE ]

who is more foolish
the fool that starts the haiku
or the follower?

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[/ QUOTE ]

Definitely
the starter, though I admit
I'm a fool as well

[PocketJokers72]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]

What the hell you say?
Yank Doodle Dandy am I
Backwards talk and all.

[/ QUOTE ]
Your being a yank
Makes you all the more foreign,
For I am yellow.

GoT

[/ QUOTE ]

The Backwards Talking
Master of this feat am I
Train Jedi, I do.

http://www.sith.nl/multimedia/characters/yoda/yoda-13.jpg

I am such a dork
Posting junk online all day
Someone please kill me

[/ QUOTE ]

A gimmick account
Would have made this joke funny
Laziness fills me

[Blarg]

Outdrawn fifteen times
Out of sixteen; WTF?
Feels like yesterday.

[jesusarenque]

Stuck at work now, poop
I want to go home and play
This pisses me off

Stop your damn crying
You knew I liked my sex rough
That ain't new, baby

LLL

My boss is stupid
A lazy ignorant fool
I hope they fire you

[diebitter]

I am now serene
but thought this might piss off some,
in the name of Art.

[Haiku Answer]

torment fills my soul
madness strains to be unleashed
wreaks havoc on all

[Ulysses]

who is diebitter?
trying to take haiku throne
do not mess with me

[diebitter]

I must have slept through...
When was the coronation?
I'll just stand. And wait.

[Ulysses]

this King went for days
posting only in haiku
you are puny bitch

[diebitter]

Well, Blue bloods get tired,
Us mongrels got the staying,
just rest up, don't fret.

[The Yugoslavian]

Must I remind you,
The Yugoslavian pwns.
Two benjis homey.

Yugoslav

[diebitter]

read sex haiku thread,
know your place in line and try
not to cry too loud.

[diebitter]

And I concede to El Diablo with...

Okay, you're the king,
I'm fine with that, so calm down.
Where's my book, 'Macbeth'?

[The Yugoslavian]

No thanks Diebitter.
I'd rather gouge my eyes out
than read that drivel.

Yugoslav

[Ulysses]

i hope you all die
what, what, you want some of this?
angry enough, bitch?

[diebitter]

no, a little sad,
a little melancholy,
Not angry. night night.

The cards were sooooted
Playing out of position
I lose my bankroll

I smash my new mouse
It is instantly destroyed
I suck at poker

[Goodnews]

I found you at last
surfing 2+2 instead
of getting to work

you are demoted
come to my office now
enjoy the mailroom

It's cold and dark now
And I'm out of cigarettes
Damn have to get some

[gorie]

stuck around someone
who mocks me in retard voice
it is not funny.

[imported_anacardo]

An absurd upswing
French woman chatting me up
Who could be angry?

[gorie]

i have to go pee
but i don't want to sit out
never fast enough. /images/graemlins/mad.gif

[MikeNaked]

Let's call a meeting
Endless spumescent droning
Nothing accomplished

[diebitter]

people hating kids
that come trick or treating just
so get on my wick!

[Saddlepoint]

cannot get to sleep
reading 2+2 all night
coke: hell of a drug

[Saddlepoint]

also, once in mode
can't stop thinking in haiku
fu diebitter

[ChipWrecked]

All around me, ill
I await influenza
From Asian chickens.

[Saddlepoint]

[ QUOTE ]
i hope you all die
what, what, you want some of this?
angry enough, bitch?

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm quite good at this.
If I challenge you and win,
do I get your life?

[mackthefork]

[ QUOTE ]
people hating kids
that come trick or treating just
so get on my wick!

[/ QUOTE ]

Little terrorists,
Begging really grates, maybe
We burn them next week.

I kid.

Mack

[diebitter]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
i hope you all die
what, what, you want some of this?
angry enough, bitch?

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm quite good at this.
If I challenge you and win,
do I get your life?

[/ QUOTE ]

I do hope El D.
Notices this n00b challenge,
steps up to the plate! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Crimson]

Butter, Hot Sauce, [censored]
Won't Ever do that again,
I'm [censored]-ing fire

[Saddlepoint]

[ QUOTE ]
Butter, Hot Sauce, [censored]
Won't Ever do that again,
I'm [censored]-ing fire

[/ QUOTE ]

Crimson is the man
despite scarred lips and ego
a true folk hero

[Saddlepoint]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
i hope you all die
what, what, you want some of this?
angry enough, bitch?

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm quite good at this.
If I challenge you and win,
do I get your life?

[/ QUOTE ]

I do hope El D.
Notices this n00b challenge,
steps up to the plate! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

A legend or not,
in a heads-up haiku-off
he would be a dog.

And, I will say this:
presuming pure, fair judgment,
I'd leave if I lost.

[MrTrik]

Flame on, I'm a bitch
Crimson gave a great effort
Blisters suck, nose burns

[InchoateHand]

Not this [censored] again.
Stupid threads burn up my brain
Like Crimson's bowels

[jakethebake]

No anger in me.
Feeling pretty good right now.
All's right with the world.

I don't understand
Japanese legal system
Will fail PoliSci


Refuse to study
Instead, reading OOT
I don't give a [censored].

[diebitter]

managers come by
I'm thinking about naughties,
and the sap's risen...


grrrrr

[Shajen]

noisy idiots talk
standing next to my office
who the [censored] are you?

[2planka]

Rage-ku

Its tempest boils
Like a swarm of angry gnats
Coursing through my brain

[jakethebake]

Power at my house.
No more darkness. Hot water.
Kids come home tonight!

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[diebitter]

Grey day rains on me,
soaks me through, like a rag doll
pissed on by the dogs

[swede123]

My gosh, don't you have
anything better to do
than writing haikus?

Swede

[Georgia Avenue]

You, bumping old threads..
Why? I need Dining advice:
Make-a-me-so-mad!

I have an degree
In poetry-writing y'all.
I'll smoke you at this.

Don't even front like
you know what a tanka is...
<pointing to degree>.

Let's battle! I'm fresh
like butter in your belly...
Puke me up...Eight Mile!

Punk-ass OOTiots,
Crying and [censored] when I pwn.
Oops, I got [censored].

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
You, bumping old threads..

[/ QUOTE ]

Was this directed at me? There have been a lot of old threads bumped lately, but not by me. /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[Georgia Avenue]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
You, bumping old threads..

[/ QUOTE ]

Was this directed
at me? (Not really I just
needed a lead-in.)

...


There have been a lot
of old threads bumped ninja-style,
secretly by me . /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

FYH

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
There have been a lot
of old threads bumped lately,
secretly by me . /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

FYH

[/ QUOTE ]

It was not the bake.
No ninja bumper am I.
You know when I bump.