smarterst and dumbest person in each sport [Archive]

MightyMouse

10-20-2005, 10:02 PM

Football- Bill Belichik
Baseball- Billy Beane
Basketball- Larry Brown

Football- Pete Carroll
Baseball- Joe Morgan/ Ozzie Guillen
Basketball- Isiah Thomas

Discuss...

TheRover

10-20-2005, 10:05 PM

You can do better than Pete Carroll.

MightyMouse

10-20-2005, 10:07 PM

ok...he can take the best recruits in the country and heisman winning QBs and win college football. im so impressed.

the team he handed over to belichik won 3 super bowls in the next 5 years after doing nothing with carroll.

imported_anacardo

10-20-2005, 10:07 PM

Jesus Christ, why Pete Carroll?

MightyMouse

10-20-2005, 10:08 PM

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Jesus Christ, why Pete Carroll?

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ok...he can take the best recruits in the country and heisman winning QBs and win college football. im so impressed.

the team he handed over to belichik won 3 super bowls in the next 5 years after doing nothing with carroll.

TheRover

10-20-2005, 10:08 PM

JayLear

10-20-2005, 10:10 PM

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ok...he can take the best recruits in the country and heisman winning QBs and win college football. im so impressed.

the team he handed over to belichik won 3 super bowls in the next 5 years after doing nothing with carroll.

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Have you ever heard of Mike Tice?

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Much better choice here. Allow me to submit Dave Wannstedt.

MightyMouse

10-20-2005, 10:11 PM

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ok...he can take the best recruits in the country and heisman winning QBs and win college football. im so impressed.

the team he handed over to belichik won 3 super bowls in the next 5 years after doing nothing with carroll.

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Have you ever heard of Mike Tice?

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do you know that pete carroll would consistently cancel lifting sessions with the patriots and have a day of golf with them????

pokerdirty

10-20-2005, 10:25 PM

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Football- Bill Belichik
Baseball- Billy Beane
Basketball- Larry Brown

Football- Pete Carroll
Baseball- Joe Morgan/ Ozzie Guillen
Basketball- Isiah Thomas

Discuss...

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Good:
Football - Belichick (though i dont want to say this, he sucked w/ the Browns)
Baseball - Bobby Cox/Joe Torre
Basketball - Coach K/Rick Carlisle

Ugly:
Football - Wannestead (CFB & NFL)
Baseball - Dusty Baker
Basketball - Mike Davis?/whoever is coaching the Knicks?

TheRover

10-20-2005, 10:30 PM

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Ugly:
Baseball - Dusty Baker
Basketball - Mike Davis

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Much /images/graemlins/heart.gif to you.

MightyMouse

10-20-2005, 10:35 PM

Why did Joe Torre Bench Giambi when the guy still had an OBP of 380 and threaten to send him to the minors??

pokerdirty

10-20-2005, 10:49 PM

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Why did Joe Torre Bench Giambi when the guy still had an OBP of 380 and threaten to send him to the minors??

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because all the guy was doing was looking to walk. he needed HITTING instruction, and i'm sure torre felt the best place he could get the best, most concentrated instruction would be with bucky dent and the columbus clippers.

pokerdirty

10-20-2005, 10:51 PM

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Ugly:
Baseball - Dusty Baker
Basketball - Mike Davis

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Much /images/graemlins/heart.gif to you.

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i'm racist. (not really, but these are the only two black dudes on my list /images/graemlins/shocked.gif /images/graemlins/cool.gif)

Pudge714

10-20-2005, 11:49 PM

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ok...he can take the best recruits in the country and heisman winning QBs and win college football. im so impressed.

the team he handed over to belichik won 3 super bowls in the next 5 years after doing nothing with carroll.

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Part of coaching college is recruiting, Pete Carroll obviously has done a great job recruiting and it shows in his team.

Clearly you are a bitter Pats fan, but Mike Tice, Dave Wannesdt, and Mike Martz are much dumber than Pete Carroll.

As for Basketball I submit Rob Babcock

Pudge714

10-20-2005, 11:51 PM

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Baseball- Joe Morgan/ Ozzie Guillen

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Just because Joe Morgan is an idiot as a commentator doesn't mean he is one of the stupidest people in baseball.

Ozzie Guillen will probably win Manager of the Year, and could Chicago's first world series in years he sure is an idiot.

Dudd

10-21-2005, 12:01 AM

jesusarenque

10-21-2005, 12:01 AM

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You can do better than Pete Carroll.

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yeah, you need another negro.

TheRover

10-21-2005, 01:34 AM

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You can do better than Pete Carroll.

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yeah, you need another negro.

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Like Mike Tice's fat black ass.

razor

10-21-2005, 01:57 AM

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As for Basketball I submit Rob Babcock

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not that I think you are wrong, but I don't think he has a long enough track record to take this award...

HajiShirazu

10-21-2005, 02:40 AM

People are too quick to associate "good coach" with "intelligent."

10-21-2005, 02:40 AM

What do you guys think of the trading, depth recruitment job that Jeff Van Gundy has done with the Rockets?

curious to see what yall think.

pryor15

10-21-2005, 03:28 AM

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You can do better than Pete Carroll.

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Freddie Mitchell comes to mind. Or Charles Mann (IIRC, he was the guy who was illiterate in the 80s, but i probably got the name wrong)

pudley4

10-21-2005, 08:12 AM

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Freddie Mitchell comes to mind. Or Charles Mann (IIRC, he was the guy who was illiterate in the 80s, but i probably got the name wrong)

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Dexter Manley.

He's still probably smarter than Culpepper.

disjunction

10-21-2005, 08:18 AM

As a change of pace you should try listening to 1510 instead of the radio station that has brainwashed you into these picks.

Zurvan

10-21-2005, 09:37 AM

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As for Basketball I submit Rob Babcock

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not that I think you are wrong, but I don't think he has a long enough track record to take this award...

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I'd like to give it to Glen Grunwald, who left all that mess for Babcock to clean up. Honourable mention to Richard Pettie, who hired both those clowns.

Pudge714

10-21-2005, 12:33 PM

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As for Basketball I submit Rob Babcock

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not that I think you are wrong, but I don't think he has a long enough track record to take this award...

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I'd like to give it to Glen Grunwald, who left all that mess for Babcock to clean up. Honourable mention to Richard Pettie, who hired both those clowns.

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At least Grunwald did something positive, name one thing Babcock did well?

M2d

10-21-2005, 12:49 PM

is Chris Washburn doing anything in basketball now? coaching at the Boy's Club? if so, then he wins stupidest, although he gets a run for his money from whomever named Anfernee Hardaway.

Zurvan

10-21-2005, 01:03 PM

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As for Basketball I submit Rob Babcock

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not that I think you are wrong, but I don't think he has a long enough track record to take this award...

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I'd like to give it to Glen Grunwald, who left all that mess for Babcock to clean up. Honourable mention to Richard Pettie, who hired both those clowns.

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At least Grunwald did something positive, name one thing Babcock did well?

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Signed Calderone, hired Sam Mitchell. Calderon seems good at first glance.

Besides, given 5 (6?) years, Babcock can stumble on some good things. Not that I'm saying he's any good btw, just that he was really left with some giant problems.

Pudge714

10-21-2005, 04:20 PM

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As for Basketball I submit Rob Babcock

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not that I think you are wrong, but I don't think he has a long enough track record to take this award...

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I'd like to give it to Glen Grunwald, who left all that mess for Babcock to clean up. Honourable mention to Richard Pettie, who hired both those clowns.

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At least Grunwald did something positive, name one thing Babcock did well?

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Signed Calderone, hired Sam Mitchell. Calderon seems good at first glance.

Besides, given 5 (6?) years, Babcock can stumble on some good things. Not that I'm saying he's any good btw, just that he was really left with some giant problems.

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Good points. I guess we could add drafting Roko Ukich to things Babcock did well.

CarlSpackler

10-21-2005, 05:56 PM

Dumbest:

NFL - Terrell Suggs: had to look up malice in the dictionary
NBA - Charles Shackleford: "I can go to my left or right, I'm amphibious."
MLB - Tie: Ken Caminiti - Dude didn't cycle, he used continually year round.
Pedro Guerroro - Part of his defense for drug arrest was that he has so dumb he needed help tieing his shoes and making his bed.
NCAAFB - Frank Solich

mostsmooth

10-21-2005, 06:10 PM

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Ugly:
Baseball - Dusty Baker
Basketball - Mike Davis

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Much /images/graemlins/heart.gif to you.

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i'm racist. (not really, but these are the only two black dudes on my list /images/graemlins/shocked.gif /images/graemlins/cool.gif)

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i dont know who mike davis is, but is he uglier than sam cassell?

razor

10-22-2005, 01:38 AM

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Signed Calderone, hired Sam Mitchell. Calderon seems good at first glance.

Besides, given 5 (6?) years, Babcock can stumble on some good things. Not that I'm saying he's any good btw, just that he was really left with some giant problems.

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Good points. I guess we could add drafting Roko Ukich to things Babcock did well.

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Charlie V has looked good so far.

Traded the headcase for a usable player with a shorter contract.

Jorge10

10-22-2005, 02:47 AM

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Baseball- Joe Morgan/ Ozzie Guillen

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Just because Joe Morgan is an idiot as a commentator doesn't mean he is one of the stupidest people in baseball.

Ozzie Guillen will probably win Manager of the Year, and could Chicago's first world series in years he sure is an idiot.

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Joe Morgan is not the dumbest man in baseball, but he is the most gullible and its not even close. The man always believes the story of whoever does something wrong. He was like Pete Rose never gambled on baseball I believe the man, I know the man. Then when Sosa got caught with the corked bat, Joe was like I believe him, he obviously uses it for practice. I swear he could catch a guy with a syringe injecting himself and the guy could tell him something like "well you see I was walking then this syringe fell out of the sky and it just stabbed me in one of the veins in my arm" and Joe Morgan would believe the guy.

battschr

10-22-2005, 04:10 AM

Joe Morgan is a [censored] jackass. I hate him with every fiber of my being.

pokerdirty

10-22-2005, 12:56 PM

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Ugly:
Baseball - Dusty Baker
Basketball - Mike Davis

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Much /images/graemlins/heart.gif to you.

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i'm racist. (not really, but these are the only two black dudes on my list /images/graemlins/shocked.gif /images/graemlins/cool.gif)

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i dont know who mike davis is, but is he uglier than sam cassell?

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http://www.iuwashdc.com/Mike%20Davis%20Now%20What.jpg

Army Eye

10-22-2005, 03:07 PM

NFL - Najeh Davenport "Where's the manure?"

mostsmooth

10-22-2005, 03:32 PM

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Ugly:
Baseball - Dusty Baker
Basketball - Mike Davis

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Much /images/graemlins/heart.gif to you.

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i'm racist. (not really, but these are the only two black dudes on my list /images/graemlins/shocked.gif /images/graemlins/cool.gif)

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i dont know who mike davis is, but is he uglier than sam cassell?

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http://www.iuwashdc.com/Mike%20Davis%20Now%20What.jpg

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ill take that as a no