03-05-2002, 02:22 AM
Now that the Olympics have finally hit the lowest point yet, I hope we can learn from this and just stop having the Olympics altogether.
It's too bad to see yet another fantastic western idea ruined and besmirched by our modern implementation. I always felt that the 1988 "Dream Team" was the final nail in the olympics' coffin but apparently I was wrong.
I hardly followed this year's winter Olympics, (mostly because I hate figure skating and all olympic team sports) but I did catch a few things here and there.
The Dream Team was pretty bad, but the whole Russian skating gold-medal scandal about buying off the judge and the pathetic "shared" medal solution was downright embarassing. Even more pathetic was that the Russians petulantly claimed they were going to boycott the Olympics if they didn't start getting "better treatment"(?) from the event. Then the Koreans chime in that they want to boycott too! Hunh?
Here's how I propose to save the Olympics.
1. Re-consolidate the winter/summer games into the same year.
2. Re-instate the no-pros rule.
3. Eliminate all head to head team sports.
4. Eliminate all sports that require judges to make interpretations or evalutions. If you can measure it or time it, it stays.
Here's some examples of what's going to be in natedogg's olympics:
IN:
400 Meter relay
High jump
Judo
Fencing
100 M Butterfly
Snowboard racing
Skeleton
Ping pong
4 man bobsled
OUT:
Basketball
Hockey
Ribbon dancing
Synchronized Swimming
Gymnastics
Figure skating
Baseball
Volleyball
Did I mention basketball?
natedogg
PS:
The slow death of the Olympics, the decline from being anything worth paying attention to can be traced as follows:
1972: Israeli wrestling team murdered by Palestinean terrorists. First time olympics/olympians are targeted as a political vector for someone's agenda.
1980: Jimmy Carter unilaterally withdraws all U.S. athletes from the 1980 Moscow Olympics in protest of Soviet Invasion of Afghanistan. While not only ruining the life's work and dreams of hundreds of U.S. athletes, Jimmy Carter finally lays to rest any hope or pretense of continuing to live up to the original ideals of the modern Olympics (which were to bring men and women of all nations together to compete at sports and leave behind their political differences for the time being in the hope of inspiring brotherly love and goodwill between nations. So much for that. )
1988: The Dream Team is formed. Just because a few communist nations support their athletes with state money, some gung-ho whiners and complainers decide it's just not "FAIR" to the U.S. athletes, who dominate as it is anyway, so we send all the NBA over to put the rest of the world in their place. Not only do we diminish the opportunities of all the college players who used to get sent over for this incredible experience (and competed quite nicely), but we embarass ourselves as a nation by sending Charles Barkeley who promptly elbows his opponent in the face.
1996: A bomb explodes at the Olympics killing one person. The victim's parents can thank the PLO or Jimmy Carter for that, take your pick.
2000: Michael Johnson wears golden shoes during his races. 'nuff said.
2002: The true nature of the Olympics is revealed in the scandal surrounding the Salt Lake selection (technically this happened a couple years before the games got underway). It turns out that the selection process is determined by which city officials can bribe the most Olympic Committee members. Then the games themselves get underway and in one case a gold medal is awarded by a bribed judge.
What a disgrace the olympics have become. Better to just end them now and forget it ever
happened.
natedogg
It's too bad to see yet another fantastic western idea ruined and besmirched by our modern implementation. I always felt that the 1988 "Dream Team" was the final nail in the olympics' coffin but apparently I was wrong.
I hardly followed this year's winter Olympics, (mostly because I hate figure skating and all olympic team sports) but I did catch a few things here and there.
The Dream Team was pretty bad, but the whole Russian skating gold-medal scandal about buying off the judge and the pathetic "shared" medal solution was downright embarassing. Even more pathetic was that the Russians petulantly claimed they were going to boycott the Olympics if they didn't start getting "better treatment"(?) from the event. Then the Koreans chime in that they want to boycott too! Hunh?
Here's how I propose to save the Olympics.
1. Re-consolidate the winter/summer games into the same year.
2. Re-instate the no-pros rule.
3. Eliminate all head to head team sports.
4. Eliminate all sports that require judges to make interpretations or evalutions. If you can measure it or time it, it stays.
Here's some examples of what's going to be in natedogg's olympics:
IN:
400 Meter relay
High jump
Judo
Fencing
100 M Butterfly
Snowboard racing
Skeleton
Ping pong
4 man bobsled
OUT:
Basketball
Hockey
Ribbon dancing
Synchronized Swimming
Gymnastics
Figure skating
Baseball
Volleyball
Did I mention basketball?
natedogg
PS:
The slow death of the Olympics, the decline from being anything worth paying attention to can be traced as follows:
1972: Israeli wrestling team murdered by Palestinean terrorists. First time olympics/olympians are targeted as a political vector for someone's agenda.
1980: Jimmy Carter unilaterally withdraws all U.S. athletes from the 1980 Moscow Olympics in protest of Soviet Invasion of Afghanistan. While not only ruining the life's work and dreams of hundreds of U.S. athletes, Jimmy Carter finally lays to rest any hope or pretense of continuing to live up to the original ideals of the modern Olympics (which were to bring men and women of all nations together to compete at sports and leave behind their political differences for the time being in the hope of inspiring brotherly love and goodwill between nations. So much for that. )
1988: The Dream Team is formed. Just because a few communist nations support their athletes with state money, some gung-ho whiners and complainers decide it's just not "FAIR" to the U.S. athletes, who dominate as it is anyway, so we send all the NBA over to put the rest of the world in their place. Not only do we diminish the opportunities of all the college players who used to get sent over for this incredible experience (and competed quite nicely), but we embarass ourselves as a nation by sending Charles Barkeley who promptly elbows his opponent in the face.
1996: A bomb explodes at the Olympics killing one person. The victim's parents can thank the PLO or Jimmy Carter for that, take your pick.
2000: Michael Johnson wears golden shoes during his races. 'nuff said.
2002: The true nature of the Olympics is revealed in the scandal surrounding the Salt Lake selection (technically this happened a couple years before the games got underway). It turns out that the selection process is determined by which city officials can bribe the most Olympic Committee members. Then the games themselves get underway and in one case a gold medal is awarded by a bribed judge.
What a disgrace the olympics have become. Better to just end them now and forget it ever
happened.
natedogg