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andyfox
10-18-2005, 12:51 AM
We've been getting new set-ups as often as the law will allow. When yet another one comes, I ask the dealer, "Who asked for the new set-up?"

She replies:

"Someone."

Dominic
10-18-2005, 12:55 PM
When someone asks for a new set-up, I want stand-up, pick up my chair and smash it over the offending donk's head.

But I usually settle for just rolling my eyes and saying something like, "Yeah, because the cards in the new deck are all different."

J.A.Sucker
10-18-2005, 01:09 PM
You need to post more of these, Andy. For some reason, they are my favorite posts on all of 2+2. Is it wrong that I feel nostalgic for the degenerates at the Commerce? Do you know the name of a good doctor?

Sponger15SB
10-18-2005, 01:18 PM
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You need to post more of these, Andy. For some reason, they are my favorite posts on all of 2+2.

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PokerBob
10-18-2005, 01:30 PM
i like to ask, "Will the new deck have all aces in it?"

tek
10-18-2005, 01:50 PM
I ask for the pinnocle deck...

Bulbarainey
10-18-2005, 04:39 PM
the most ridiculous setup calls are when they double the jackpot for the hour or two that they do in the middle of the day... setup after setup after setup... they dont realize they are decreasing their chances of hitting the jackpot by waiting so much...

Sponger15SB
10-18-2005, 04:55 PM
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the most ridiculous setup calls are when they double the jackpot for the hour or two that they do in the middle of the day... setup after setup after setup... they dont realize they are decreasing their chances of hitting the jackpot by waiting so much...

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Uh, obviously you can't hit the jackpot on a cold deck.

lapoker17
10-18-2005, 05:11 PM
I hope you asked her to scramble.

pokerswami
10-19-2005, 06:07 AM
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I hope you asked her to scramble.

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Don't you mean "wash the deck?"

Rick Nebiolo
10-19-2005, 12:48 PM
You should have thrown cards at her for being non-spefic.

~ Rick

andyfox
10-19-2005, 12:52 PM
She was very spefic.