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BradyC
10-17-2005, 03:08 PM
http://www.tektonics.org/parody/fundyath.html
hurlyburly
10-17-2005, 04:06 PM
This is great too! I gotta get out more...

"You think that if schools teach the Intelligent Design theory of creation,they should also teach the "stork theory" of where babies come from."

... is the funniest thing I've read in a long time.
benjdm
10-17-2005, 04:12 PM
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24. You claim that evolution and the big bang are two entirely separate theories that explain different aspects of the universe, yet, in what school of learning can you find any real separation or distinction between the two?

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Ummm....every school of learning ?
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48. You won't bet $10 on the football game because a 50/50 chance isn't good enough, but you have no problem gambling with your life on the nearly impossible odds of a cell randomly generating from nothing.

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....This is funnier than the Top ten list. But shouldn't we spread it around and stop making fun of only Christians ?
Cyrus
10-18-2005, 05:10 AM
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You may be a fundy atheist if....
270. You have turned into a Jew and say "G-d" for the sole reason of not saying "God".

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So if you are a Jew, you are actually an atheist.

How clever.
Sabrazack
10-18-2005, 05:20 AM
Im confused, does this list make fun of Christians or Atheists? Or maybe a little of both?

Edit: Oh, and this is sooo true!

"When a Christian tells you that in order to fully understand The Word of God you need to open up your heart and allow The Bible to speak to you and to read The Bible by placing confidence in God, you say that the Bible is just a book and that why you don't have to do the same with Harry Potter."
KeysrSoze
10-19-2005, 07:07 AM
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"When a Christian tells you that in order to fully understand The Word of God you need to open up your heart and allow The Bible to speak to you and to read The Bible by placing confidence in God, you say that the Bible is just a book and that why you don't have to do the same with Harry Potter."


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Harry Potter is real?!?


# You complain to Christians that "all your music sucks." When asked what kind of music you listen to you give a list of bands including POD. When someone poins out that POD is a Christian band you say "They can't be, I hear them on the radio."

No, if the list of music you listen to includes POD, You suck.