Have you ever written anything on a public restroom wall?

[TheMainEvent]

If so, what was it? I've never heard anyone admit to this but someone has to be doing it.

[FouTight]

I was sitting at one at a theatre, and someone drew a penis

I drew a bigger penis and labled it "Me" and then labled the orginal "you"

yes, I'm admitting this, but, whatever.

[Talk2BigSteve]

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I was sitting at one at a theatre, and someone drew a penis

I drew a bigger penis and labled it "Me" and then labled the orginal "you"

yes, I'm admitting this, but, whatever.

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I have drawn an arrow pointing to the floor and wrote "Anyone can piss on the floor, Next time try crapping on the ceiling!"

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[jakethebake]

When I was like 13, someone gave me the Encyclopedia of Grafitti. For some reason the one I found hilarious was:

I laugh. I leap.
I leap for joy.
For I was here before Kilroy.

Below it was:
I hate to spoil your fun.
I hate to spoil your joke.
For I was here long, long ago.
But my pencil point was broke.
- Kilroy

I went wround writing that for a couple of years.

[SackUp]

I've never written on the bathroom walls but there is definitely a lot of it done. A buddy of mine from high school actually wrote a book on it. It has some clever stuff in it. Though, I did get some good laughs at his expense considering he spent multiple months touring the bathrooms of college campuses. Ok I got a lot of good laughs at him for that /images/graemlins/smile.gif

You can find it at Amazon.

The Grout Society (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0974674508/qid=1129568405/sr=1-4/ref=sr_1_4/104-5297597-6328753?v=glance&s=books)

[TheMainEvent]

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I've never written on the bathroom walls but there is definitely a lot of it done. A buddy of mine from high school actually wrote a book on it. It has some clever stuff in it. Though, I did get some good laughs at his expense considering he spent multiple months touring the bathrooms of college campuses. Ok I got a lot of good laughs at him for that /images/graemlins/smile.gif

You can find it at Amazon.

The Grout Society (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0974674508/qid=1129568405/sr=1-4/ref=sr_1_4/104-5297597-6328753?v=glance&s=books)

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Sounds like a great book to read while you're taking a [censored]

[MonkeeMan]

Writing isn't too bad. It's those peepers that drill holes that annoy me. Piss on the hole just in case.

[TheWorstPlayer]

Those who write on bathroom walls
Roll their [censored] in little balls
Those who read these words of wit
Eat those little balls of [censored]

[CardSharpCook]

I get invovled in the political discussions on Bathroom walls. Those are the stalls worth visiting.

[WackityWhiz]

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Those who write on bathroom walls
Roll their [censored] in little balls
Those who read these words of wit
Eat those little balls of [censored]

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He who writes on bathroom walls
poops his poop in little round balls

Here I sit all broken hearted
Came to [censored] but only farted
Later on I had my chance
Went to fart and [censored] my pants

[Sponger15SB]

Somebody wrote my AIM screen name in the girls bathroom at a lecture hall on campus, along with the class I was taking.

A girl IMed me about it and she was psycho so I blocked her.

[Los Feliz Slim]

I wrote stuff on the walls of the bathroom all the time at Blueberry Hill in St. Louis, but as I recall that was almost expected of you. I was obviously too drunk to recall what it was.

[tdarko]

haha i love the dane cook skit of writing on bathroom walls, true stuff.

"mike is a [censored]!" "yeah i was here! but not as a [censored]!"

EDIT: i never knew f*g was censored?

[Dominic]

I once wrote your Mom's phonr number on a bathroom wall.

OHHHHHHHH! You had to see that one coming.

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[B Dids]

I engaged in a quarter long battle with our custodians to label one of the stalls in the bathroom of my dorm #3 (it would take creative counting for it acutally to be #3, as it was the 2nd farthest stall to the right of about 8 stalls). Every couple of days I'd put a big 3 on they, they'd clean it off, I put it back up. Those bastards just refused to accept that that was stall #3 and I hated them for it.

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Those who write on bathroom walls
Roll their [censored] in little balls
Those who read these words of wit
Eat those little balls of [censored]

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He who writes on bathroom walls
poops his poop in little round balls

Here I sit all broken hearted
Came to [censored] but only farted
Later on I had my chance
Went to fart and [censored] my pants

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Those two (and variations) are the first I think I can remember ever reading. Had to be 50+ years ago. And they're still around!

Maybe someone should start a "Funniest thing I ever read on a public crapper wall."

[Your Mom]

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Maybe someone should start a "Funniest thing I ever read on a public crapper wall."

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Funniest thing I read was above a urinal. It said, " The guy on your left is peeking."

[astroglide]

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I engaged in a quarter long battle with our custodians to label one of the stalls in the bathroom of my dorm #3 (it would take creative counting for it acutally to be #3, as it was the 2nd farthest stall to the right of about 8 stalls). Every couple of days I'd put a big 3 on they, they'd clean it off, I put it back up. Those bastards just refused to accept that that was stall #3 and I hated them for it.

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why? this sounds really uncool.

[B Dids]

In my defense, it was done in those erasable markers that you use on the whiteboards that are on 25/30 dorm doors on the floor, so it didn't require them to do any more work that the standard cleaning I assume they gave the often puke splashed doors to the stalls.

It was obviously a stupid immature thing to do, thankfully I'm no longer 18 and trying to fit in with with a group of cool kids.

[astroglide]

what was the meaning of the #3 thing?

[B Dids]

In a drunken fit I announced at some point that I was going to go use stall #3, because "3" is just my default answer if somebody asks me to pick a random number. I then went into the best stall, as it's farthest away from the middle, but not being next to the wall, which was somehow bad. I must have grabbed a pen and marked it as such.

My freshman year was a lot about a bunch of introverted kids having a large close group of friends for the first time and adding alcohol. Fun times, but not exactly a case study in responsiblity or good decision making.

[man]

my friend put a sign on the door of a stall in his dorm's bathroom that has a picture of a person pissing, and a picture of stalin watching over his shoulder. it says "when you pee on the seat, you pee with stalin!"

..ok you had to be there.

[gildwulf]

There was a typed sign above the urinal in a Second Cup (coffee shop in Montreal) that said: "Please Stop Peeing on the Floor: We Have to Clean It!". I thought that was pretty funny in a depressing kind of way.

[PocketJokers72]

Will those soldiers with smaller muskets please stand closer to the target.

[PocketJokers72]

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my friend put a sign on the door of a stall in his dorm's bathroom that has a picture of a person pissing, and a picture of stalin watching over his shoulder. it says "when you pee on the seat, you pee with stalin!"

..ok you had to be there.

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In Soviet Russia, the toilet pees on you!

[Matt Flynn]

Not graffiti but put there by the restaurant:

At the 42nd Street Oyster Bar and Grill in Raleigh over urinal #1

"Express Lane - Two Beers or Less"

And over the main mirror:

"Damn I'm good looking."


Another bar, long-forgotten, has this waist-high magnifying mirror in the stall that gave everyone a porno-sized schlong.

[Bradyams]

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Those who write on bathroom walls
Roll their [censored] in little balls
Those who read these words of wit
Eat those little balls of [censored]

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I saw this one the other day, and let out a little giggle.

Here I sit cheeks a flexin'
Just gave birth to another Texan

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Here I sit cheeks a flexin'
Just gave birth to another Texan



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Here I sit, amongst smells so rotten
Reminds me of a Col-oh-rodden

nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah

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