YO POTMOOOOOO !!

[GrannyMae]

i have to get my hive adjusted tomorrow, and am splurging on a pedicure with anticipation that YOU are paying for it.

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i'll be home by 8, so have your BUTT on stars at 8.30pm ET, or i will tell the zoo you were <font color="yellow">YELLOW </font color>

<font color="red">IT IS ASS WHUPPIN' TIME!! </font color>

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[jasonHoldEm]

hee-hee...pot-mo has been kinda quiet...perhaps he's already gone into hiding? /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif

Please satisfy our voyeristic side and let us know the details about when this is going to go down. I'm figuring a HU match, but if you don't toy with the boy long enough it might be over before we can find it. /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[BBill]

and I gotta work tonight /forums/images/icons/frown.gif ... - ya think it will be televised ???

[potmo]

Granny is goin down! Noone around would dare challenge the cantankerous wrinkly one, until the great potmo was awakened (awoken?). I will be waiting for you on pokerstars at 8:30 pm at the alphabetically smallest 5-10 limit holdem table. From there we will jump into the 21 dollar heads up limit holdem table. Spectators should be on time as this thrashing should be over in a few minutes. Of course it will be Granny sitting chipless and toothless at the end of this battle.

THRASH THRASH THRASH THRASH THRASH THRASH THRASH THRASH

-potmo

[DaNoob]

PST, MST, CST, or EST?

[RiverMel]

Let's not be Amero-centric. CET? WET? EET?

[Bama Boy]

Granny said ET, so I guess its Eastern... Will try to look in on this one!

[happyjaypee]

How much for a ticket? Do we get free drinks and stuff?

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[GrannyMae]

Of course it will be Granny sitting chipless and toothless at the end of this battle.

ok, ok, ok

you get a point for this. i spewed my monitor as i read it.

nh

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[GrannyMae]

or i will tell the zoo you were YELLOW


btw, no offense intended, hung.

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[potmo]

8:30 pm ET will be <font color="red">GRANNY THRASHING TIME!!!!! </font color>


21 dollar limit holdem sit and go table. Again Granny I shall await you in the alphabetically smallest 5-10 table. I will sit at the table so you will be able to see me. It is not possible to sit at the rail of the sit and go tourneys until players have registered. Then all you zoologists can go in and watch the <font color="red"> THRASHING </font color> of poor ol Granny. Oh BTW does anyone out there think the potmeister is gonna win this one? If you all are so damn confident in your Granny I'll be happy to take two to one money odds! (yes thats take not give).

-potmo

[GrannyMae]

I'll be happy to take two to one money odds!

if any of my friends can get some serious action on this, lemme know.

granny will roll over for $22.50

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[happyjaypee]

What's the sit&amp;go #ID?????

[happyjaypee]

I found them.

ID# 128149, Sit&amp;Go section on Stars.

[Bama Boy]

GrannyMae: your button stuck?

LOL

[happyjaypee]

After a 31mins battle, the smoke cleared to reveal a winner:


PokerStars Game #67480299: Tournament #128149, Hold'em Limit - Match Round I, Level IV (50/100) - 2003/06/02 - 20:59:19 (EST)
Table '128149 1' One on One Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: potmo (230 in chips)
Seat 2: GrannyMae (2770 in chips)
potmo: posts small blind 25
GrannyMae: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
potmo said, "nice flop granny"
potmo: raises 50 to 100
GrannyMae said, "ty"
GrannyMae: calls 50
*** FLOP *** [Jd 7c 9s]
GrannyMae: checks
potmo: bets 50
GrannyMae: calls 50
*** TURN *** [Jd 7c 9s] [As]
GrannyMae: checks
potmo: bets 80 and is all-in
GrannyMae: calls 80
*** RIVER *** [Jd 7c 9s As] [Qs]
potmo said, "drawing dead heh"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
GrannyMae: shows [Ad 6c] (a pair of Aces)
potmo: shows [2d Kc] (high card Ace)
GrannyMae collected 460 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 460 | Rake 0
Board [Jd 7c 9s As Qs]
Seat 1: potmo (button) (small blind) showed [2d Kc] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 2: GrannyMae (big blind) showed [Ad 6c] and won (460) with a pair of Aces


Way to go Granny!!!


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[kdog]

Watched about 15 minutes of this epic battle before I went to change into some sweats.Came back down and potmo was pot roast.WTG Granny.

[Simon Diamond]

Chalk another one up for the zoo /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

Great work Granny

Simon

[GrannyMae]

ty simon diamond.

now i am going to kick OC's ass in the $50 PL multi. actually, i am playing it for KOTZ practice, i have no chance in this thing.

seriously tho, potmo got no cards, and i got great ones. potmo is a classy dude, but you can't do nada if the deck is dead.

thx all for the rail fun.

[GrannyMae]

now i am going to kick OC's ass in the $50 PL multi. actually, i am playing it for KOTZ practice, i have no chance in this thing.

i came 166 out of 197. there is a player named harrymike that is running all over everyone, and is far and away the chip leader.. however, i saw that he had run a couple of total bluffs, and he had gone into bully-mode

i had played only one hand, which was pocket queens and it held up.

i'm in the BB, and henrymike makes a $20 raise, all fold.

it gets to me, and i gladly call with 7-9, just to see the flop heads-up.. flop comes 9 high. i bet, he comes over top and i call.

PUNKASS had AA.. buh-bye granny.
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oh well, i outlasted mcevoy, 55lucky55, and a few other good players. that is my consolation since i don't think i get paid for 166th.

i'm soooo toast for the PL kotzII. what a stupid game that is. it requires skill and everything. that's NO fun.

ok, time to donate at the paradise 5-10, 5max. i should be broke by 11pm

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[dux]

Just logged on and I've missed all the action! I see you came 166th in the PL Holdem Granny, but you did outlast Tom McEvoy. And WTG on your heads up victory.

[Hung]

btw, no offense intended, hung.

YELLOW rules! I'm not really yellow, but it's cool to be yellow. Remember the Power rangers? *Transform to yellow ranger!!!*

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[Simon Diamond]

Remember the Power rangers? *Transform to yellow ranger!!!*

I sincerely hope you are joking Hung...

Simon

[GrannyMae]

i got a relayed email from POTMO who is kicking ass in tunica.

i'm posting this because i wanted anyone who cared to know he has not retreated, he's just away from his PC. he has promised to whup ass on me in round 2.

i like his chances
(if he lets sixersfan play his account)
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woohoo

see ya soon MO

[bentlyman]

<font color="black"> Remember the Power rangers? *Transform to yellow ranger!!!* </font color>

Hung my nephew has some power ranger action figures. You can have them if you want. He is into girls now. /forums/images/icons/smirk.gif

[GrannyMae]

Hung my nephew has some power ranger action figures. You can have them if you want. He is into girls now


rofl

don't worry hung, being into boys is ok.
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[Collusive]

i love granny!

[Mike Haven]

ok collusive - i think we get the point - you want to be in kotz3

maybe in your case simon diamond will make an exception and let you in if you STOP posting?