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02-28-2002, 05:15 AM
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background

checks, interviews and testing were done there were three finalists:

two men and a woman.


For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large

metal door and handed him a .45 revolver.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what

the

circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a

chair."

" Kill her!"


The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job."


The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes.

"I tried, but I can't kill my wife," the man said.

"You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."


Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions

to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Six shots were heard, one shot after another. The agents heard screaming, crashing and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.


"This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the

chair."

02-28-2002, 05:57 AM
That's my wife.

02-28-2002, 07:54 AM
hey i thought you said joke...too much reality here...gl

02-28-2002, 03:48 PM
Women may not like that joke. Here's one they don't like 'til the very end.


Man is talking to God. He asks, "God, why did you make women so soft?"


God replies, "I made them so soft so you'd like them."


Man then asks, "God, why did you make women so cuddly?"


God answers, "I made them cuddly so you'd like them."


Man asks, "And God, why did you make women so sexy."


God responds, "I made them sexy so you'd like them."


And then man asks, "And God, why did you make women so stupid."


And God replies, "I made women stupid so they'd like you."

02-28-2002, 04:49 PM