Would you have sex with this woman? (Day report)

[JihadOnTheRiver]

So I'm at an airshow in San Diego today sitting on a lawnchair with a nice cold one, and I am happy. There is a mix of girls around. Some old, some young, some fat, some slim, some hot. But nobody is really standing out in my mind. Then I'm approached by a very frightening sight. A female body builder.

She talks to me for 10 minutes asking me questions about my jet. I am struggling to make eye contact and am saturated with a desire to runaway laughing and crying. She has a very masculine facial structure, a thin mustache, great traps, and huge fake breasts. She is wearing a midriff-type halter top and short shorts, so its all out there.

My friend comes up right as she's about to leave and she does not want to pay attention to him (I'm probably one of the few guys at this airshow with more a similar build to her and I think she was attracted to that). She says her goodbyes and gives me a surprisingly feminine handshake and bats her eyelashes with a smile as she leaves. I'm pretty sure her gums were ripped.

She leaves and my friend laughs his ass off while hes telling me that she was flirting with me, and obviously wanted something. I'm pretty retarded with first impressions so I had no idea, but it appears he was right. He asks me, "so would you hit that?"

Then when I got home, I saw "Supersize She, with the girl at the bottom of this post. I thought about this for a bit and decided that my answer was, unequivicably, "no fvcking way". Not drunk, not just a bj, not ever. So....

WOULD YOU HIT THAT?:
http://www.musclewomen.cz/pics/profily/joanna01.jpg

[-Skeme-]

I'm pretty sure she'd be hitting you.

[handsome]

Hell no.

[jakethebake]

Fixed your title.

[HopeydaFish]

Did you call her "brother"?

I'd probably do her, just to have a story to tell later.

[skiier04]

oh my god no

[highlife]

i can't believe you even have to ask this question.

[vulturesrow]

Id need a solid case of beer in me.

[scotty34]

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http://www.musclewomen.cz/pics/profily/joanna01.jpg

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This can't possibly be real... can it?

[ononimo]

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I'm pretty sure she'd be hitting you.

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this is correct.

[ononimo]

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This can't possibly be real... can it?

[/ QUOTE ]

you haven't seen female bodybuilders before?

[kyro]

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Id need a solid case of beer in me.

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I'm 150 and can get drunk pretty easy. I'd need much more than that.

[JihadOnTheRiver]

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Did you call her "brother"?

I'd probably do her, just to have a story to tell later.

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I snarfed milk.

[[censored]]

Christ dude this isn't your own personnal blog about your dating life. this [censored] is getting extremely old.

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This is what I mean by you being a troll

To be fair it's not just you at all, for someone reason you're the one I noticed

[mason55]

Her face isn't that bad...

[gildwulf]

I liked both of those posts.

[dblgutshot]

Definately NO. And the chick you posted isn't even that bad when it comes to female bodybuilders. I've seen much scarier!

[JihadOnTheRiver]

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Christ dude this isn't your own personnal blog about your dating life. this [censored] is getting extremely old.

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This is what I mean by you being a troll

[/ QUOTE ]

Jesus you can be a real douche bag.

1. The optimism thread: A success. A good stress relief. Nobody had any problem with it but you.

2. The 7/11 thread: Obviously cause some discussion and disagreement and was generally entertaining. All of the extreme/inflamatory opinions were posted by others, not me.

3. This thread: I GOT HIT ON BY A FCKING APE! That sh.it is funny. My friend said he'd knock it out, I said no way. Its worth a discussion.

-JOTR

[JihadOnTheRiver]

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Definately NO. And the chick you posted isn't even that bad when it comes to female bodybuilders. I've seen much scarier!

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Not a particularly "nasty" pictu9re of her, but she's as nasty as they come. She was a M(r)s. Olympia winner I think.

[gorie]

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Christ dude this isn't your own personnal blog about your dating life. this [censored] is getting extremely old.

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This is what I mean by you being a troll

To be fair it's not just you at all, for someone reason you're the one I noticed

[/ QUOTE ]

can you give us examples of what you want us to post in your OOT, it might help if you started some quality threads, or links to your favorites, so we understand exactly what is expected of us. thanks!

[vulturesrow]

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Definately NO. And the chick you posted isn't even that bad when it comes to female bodybuilders. I've seen much scarier!

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Not a particularly "nasty" pictu9re of her, but she's as nasty as they come. She was a M(r)s. Olympia winner I think.

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Im confused (as usual). Is the chick in the picture the one at the airshow or is she just an example of a female bodybuilder?

Also, there are many liars in this thread. Most guys will do damn near any chick if the guy in question is drunk enough.

[skiier04]

http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/big/2004oly_ian_w6.jpg

http://vickigates.ericsgym.com/pic_5.jpg

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1885183011.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[[censored]]

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Christ dude this isn't your own personnal blog about your dating life. this [censored] is getting extremely old.

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This is what I mean by you being a troll

To be fair it's not just you at all, for someone reason you're the one I noticed

[/ QUOTE ]

can you give us examples of what you want us to post in your OOT, it might help if you started some quality threads, or links to your favorites, so we understand exactly what is expected of us. thanks!

[/ QUOTE ]

I can count 13 good topics on the my first page alone. Jihad's name my bomb thread was also good and original

listen there is nothing wrong with this post as a stand alone or any of very similar threads. but at some point enough it enough, They are the same, they get the same replies and when the same person starts a dailey what happened to me thread again and again I don't think it is out of line to tell him I think it sucks.

that being said, if I was saying this in a banning context I would just ban him. I'm not and he's not. I'm simply expressing the opinion that I think his thread sucks.

[JihadOnTheRiver]

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Im confused (as usual). Is the chick in the picture the one at the airshow or is she just an example of a female bodybuilder?

Also, there are many liars in this thread. Most guys will do damn near any chick if the guy in question is drunk enough.

[/ QUOTE ]

No, not the same one, just an example. And as for your statement of liars, that is EXACTLY what the post is looking at IMO. My buddy and I argued about this for hours, him saying that I would in the right circumstance, me saying absolutely not. Just wondering if anybody would share their thoughts, that is, if [censored] thinks its a valid thread. If not, he can [censored] my [censored].

[JihadOnTheRiver]

So if I would have just asked, "would you have sex with this woman" and posted the same picture, would that have been better for you? I think it needs the story. From now on though, I'll only post things that happened to me yesterday.

[Sponger15SB]

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http://vickigates.ericsgym.com/pic_5.jpg

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I hooked up with this chick a couple months ago.

[HopeydaFish]

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http://vickigates.ericsgym.com/pic_5.jpg

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I hooked up with this chick a couple months ago.

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I'm sure it would be more accurate to say that she hooked up with *you*.

[JihadOnTheRiver]

Is she the one that had the "world's greatest granmpa" hat on?

[vulturesrow]

I agree with your bro, in the right circumstances (read: extremely intoxicated) youd hit it.

PS Did you tell all the black guys in your squadron you cant fly with them anymore because you called a black guy brother?

[gorie]

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I'm simply expressing the opinion that I think his thread sucks.

[/ QUOTE ]

thanks for clearing that up. i am sure we all appreciate your contribution to the thread.

[JihadOnTheRiver]

No but its not really a problem since after Hurricane Katrina I told my CO that I don't care about black people.

[TheBlueMonster]

ew.

[WackityWhiz]

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(I'm probably one of the few guys at this airshow with more a similar build to her and I think she was attracted to that)

[/ QUOTE ]

you have big fake ones too?

[CCass]

I wouldn't hit that with Sponger's [censored].

Edited because of the language filter.

[vulturesrow]

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(I'm probably one of the few guys at this airshow with more a similar build to her and I think she was attracted to that)

[/ QUOTE ]

you have big fake ones too?

[/ QUOTE ]

his are real, but much saggier.

[BradleyT]

If you showed a pic of her in non-training mode I'm sure a lot of the no votes would change to yes votes.

But my vote is no because I heard her man voice on TV.

[gorie]

she reminds me of danny bonaduce when he's mad. except with boobs and a pretty face.

[JihadOnTheRiver]

Yeah like I said the chick I met today had pretty heavy man voice. Can you imagine being balls deep and hearing her say something "sexy" in that voice?

[Boris]

I thought it was a good post.

[gildwulf]

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I thought it was a good post.

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[ononimo]

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I thought it was an ok post.

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but i find the "official" objection to it more than a little unnerving.

[Boris]

The official objection is OK. Normally "blog" type posts are lame. But it is possible to pull it off. I liked this post because it has pics and because Jihad got hit on by a steroid chick. This kind of stuff doesn't happen every day.

[ThaSaltCracka]

I would bone her after 8 beers.

[vulturesrow]

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I would bone her after 8 beers.

[/ QUOTE ]


An honest man at last. I love you Salty. /images/graemlins/heart.gif

[ononimo]

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The official objection is OK. Normally "blog" type posts are lame. But it is possible to pull it off. I liked this post because it has pics and because Jihad got hit on by a steroid chick. This kind of stuff doesn't happen every day.

[/ QUOTE ]

which is exactly the point ... the original post was relatively unique and shouldn't blithely be categorized as a "blog-type" post. in fact, if the author hadn't given his post the secondary title of "day report", i doubt it would have ever been considered a "blog-type" post.

i just find it perplexing that this post was deemed to be below OOT's standards while the survivor grudge-match between Thinman and jakethebake is considered top-shelf.

[Boris]

you sick dawg.

[bwana devil]

yeah i'd have sex w/ her...sober.

[gamblore99]

yes after about 6-7 drinks. I think you just have to focus on her boobs or some other feminine body part. If she is above 5'8 (I am 5'9) I think it be an automatic no.

[peachy]

i wonder if she got fake boobs after building her body up like that....i have NEVER seen a woman that was built up like that have any boobs beyond muscle


to me thats like doing a dude with fake boobs

[gildwulf]

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i wonder if she got fake boobs after building her body up like that....i have NEVER seen a woman that was built up like that have any boobs beyond muscle

[/ QUOTE ]

They're clearly fake.

[siccjay]

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I liked both of those posts.

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[ThaSaltCracka]

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I would bone her after 8 beers.

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An honest man at last. I love you Salty. /images/graemlins/heart.gif

[/ QUOTE ]My man Slim /images/graemlins/cool.gif


Come on Boris, just imagine her name was Gemini. /images/graemlins/blush.gif

[JihadOnTheRiver]

Soooo....you wouldn't do a dude with fake boobs?

[peachy]

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i wonder if she got fake boobs after building her body up like that....i have NEVER seen a woman that was built up like that have any boobs beyond muscle

[/ QUOTE ]

They're clearly fake.

[/ QUOTE ]

i KNOW they r...im sayin i wonder if she got them before or after

[DavidC]

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I'm pretty sure her gums were ripped.


[/ QUOTE ]

Call me the kid brother of OOT or something, but I have no idea what the hell that means.

Also, nice post. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

Personally, I don't think I'd hit that...

[gildwulf]

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i wonder if she got fake boobs after building her body up like that....i have NEVER seen a woman that was built up like that have any boobs beyond muscle

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They're clearly fake.

[/ QUOTE ]

i KNOW they r...im sayin i wonder if she got them before or after

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Ah, I misread your post. My mistake.

[siccjay]

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Christ dude this isn't your own personnal blog about your dating life. this [censored] is getting extremely old.

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This is what I mean by you being a troll

To be fair it's not just you at all, for someone reason you're the one I noticed

[/ QUOTE ]

Come on man. You aren't making OOT better by complaining in threads you don't like.

If El Diablo or Clarkmeister made this thread it would be golden.

[peachy]

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Soooo....you wouldn't do a dude with fake boobs?

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no only a guy with 100% real big boobies

[gildwulf]

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Soooo....you wouldn't do a dude with fake boobs?

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no only a guy with 100% real big boobies

[/ QUOTE ]

You've come to the right place...

[miajag81]

I thought this was a funny post and perfect for OOT. It's something that actually happened to him, not just some random chick he found on the web and said "OMG who would ever have sex with her?????" I like you and you are doing a good job in general but I think your criticism of this post is off base.

[BottlesOf]

Why would a woman...why would anyone do that to themself?

[[censored]]

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If El Diablo or Clarkmeister made this thread it would be golden.

[/ QUOTE ]

Please find such an example.

[Voltron87]

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If El Diablo or Clarkmeister made this thread it would be golden.

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while there is a double standard and some posters get constantly fellated, its there for a reason. those posters dont suck unlike most of OOT. if youre not a demigod, you should realize everyone thinks youre lame and shouldnt bring a knife to a gun fight.

[JihadOnTheRiver]

After. On "Supersize She" you see that she got into it at a very young age and got ripped rather quickly. Then all the sudden, poof...tits.

[stabn]

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Christ dude this isn't your own personnal blog about your dating life. this [censored] is getting extremely old.

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This is what I mean by you being a troll

To be fair it's not just you at all, for someone reason you're the one I noticed

[/ QUOTE ]

It's not my cup of tea but i think you are overdoing it by complaining about this thread. It has several elements that can make a good OOT thread. TBD if it ends up as one or not.

[JihadOnTheRiver]

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Soooo....you wouldn't do a dude with fake boobs?

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no only a guy with 100% real big boobies

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ur mine

[mslif]

She does have a cute face but the body is just too big. She is very manly looking and I do not think a lot of men like a woman whose triceps and biceps are bigger than them. I mean a woman is supposed to be soft not all big and muscular like that. Those veins popping out are also very unattractive. The numbers of position you could do with a woman like that is also limited, there is no lifting this for sure.

[[censored]]

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Christ dude this isn't your own personnal blog about your dating life. this [censored] is getting extremely old.

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This is what I mean by you being a troll

To be fair it's not just you at all, for someone reason you're the one I noticed

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It's not my cup of tea but i think you are overdoing it by complaining about this thread. It has several elements that can make a good OOT thread. TBD if it ends up as one or not.

[/ QUOTE ]

OK with you and Boris both stating the thread is good then its clear I was wrong. So Jihad, good thread.

[JihadOnTheRiver]

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The numbers of position you could do with a woman like that is also limited, there is no lifting this for sure.

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This is a whole new level of the argument. It only solidifies my answer, but you may have just changed some minds...

[jakethebake]

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The numbers of position you could do with a woman like that is also limited, there is no lifting this for sure.

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This is a whole new level of the argument. It only solidifies my answer, but you may have just changed some minds...

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm pretty sure this arguement holds no water as the number of positions she could maneuver you into yould offset.

With that said, I have no interest in manly women. Women should be soft and curvy...not too skinny either. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[mslif]

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The numbers of position you could do with a woman like that is also limited, there is no lifting this for sure.

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This is a whole new level of the argument. It only solidifies my answer, but you may have just changed some minds...

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm pretty sure this arguement holds no water as the number of positions she could maneuver you into yould offset.

With that said, I have no interest in manly women. Women should be soft and curvy...not too skinny either. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

What position could she possibly maneuver? Lifting you up?? I am trying to think about the possibilities here

[jakethebake]

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What position could she possibly maneuver? Lifting you up?? I am trying to think about the possibilities here

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm trying NOT to. I prefer not to be manhandled by women. If there's any manhandling to be done, I'm the one doing it.

[gildwulf]

One word...squats.

[stabn]

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What position could she possibly maneuver? Lifting you up?? I am trying to think about the possibilities here

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I'm trying NOT to. I prefer not to be manhandled by women.

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Imagine doing her doggy style in the ass jake. You probably couldn't tell the difference between hitting that and hitting a man.

[mslif]

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One word...squats.

[/ QUOTE ]

Good one.

[jakethebake]

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Imagine doing her doggy style in the ass jake. You probably couldn't tell the difference between hitting that and hitting a man.

[/ QUOTE ]

I wouldn't have any idea and really don't want to think about that either.

[daryn]

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What position could she possibly maneuver? Lifting you up?? I am trying to think about the possibilities here

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I'm trying NOT to. I prefer not to be manhandled by women. If there's any manhandling to be done, I'm the one doing it.

[/ QUOTE ]

you mean womanhandled

[jakethebake]

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What position could she possibly maneuver? Lifting you up?? I am trying to think about the possibilities here

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I'm trying NOT to. I prefer not to be manhandled by women. If there's any manhandling to be done, I'm the one doing it.

[/ QUOTE ]

you mean womanhandled

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I said what I meant.

[KKbluff]

Reminds me of the episode on Arli$$ (or Arliss) where Kirby gets addicted to humping a female bodybuilder.
Great episode..

[JihadOnTheRiver]

Jake, the question isn't what you prefer. I prefer the same. The question is, is there ANY circumstance you would SIIHP? Desperation, loneliness, drunkness, whatever...

[Boris]

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Come on Boris, just imagine her name was Gemini.

[/ QUOTE ]

hmmm.... the bodybuilder chick or a moderately attractive whore. On the one hand, the BB girl is repulsive and would feel like a man. On the other hand, I've never banged a whore (that I know of) and kind of would feel ashamed of myself if I ever did. Tough choice man, tough choice.

[jakethebake]

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Jake, the question isn't what you prefer. I prefer the same. The question is, is there ANY circumstance you would SIIHP? Desperation, loneliness, drunkness, whatever...

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I'm sure there is some circumstance, but it escapes me at the moment.

edit: on second thought, maybe we're looking at this all wrong. it may be fun breaking her.

another edit: she probably gives a helluva a blowjob to make up for being hideously manly.

[DangerGoodson]

I couldn't do her, cause her ass wouldn't jiggle when I was doing her doggy.

[JihadOnTheRiver]

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I'm sure there is some circumstance...

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Thats all I wanted to hear. Bro.

[jakethebake]

I think the real question here is whether BigSteve would hit it?

[gumpzilla]

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Come on Boris, just imagine her name was Gemini.

[/ QUOTE ]

hmmm.... the bodybuilder chick or a moderately attractive whore.

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[censored], I forgot about that story. I totally thought this was an American Gladiators reference, although now that I think about it, Gemini was a dude.

[diebitter]

I couldn't. I don't think I could do the deed scared.

[yellowjack]

[censored] no

dear god

[Malachii]

Would be interesting. A character builder. I'd do it.

[ononimo]

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A character builder. I'd do it.

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while novel, this sort of rationale creates an inevitable slippery slope.

godspeed.

[JihadOnTheRiver]

OK. Just a suggestion, but you gotta let these threads breathe a bit man. El D recently tried rating every thread he saw. The problem (other than being pretty elitist) to me seemed to be that he was the 4th or 5th response and had already judged it. Just a thought...

Bro,
Jihad

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to me seemed to be that he was the 4th or 5th response and had already judged it. Just a thought...


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I agree with this.

[ClaytonN]

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Come on Boris, just imagine her name was Gemini. /images/graemlins/blush.gif

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Oh wow, this brought up so many first grade memories I had to laugh out loud.

[JihadOnTheRiver]

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I agree with this.

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You wanna hug it out? Lets hug it out bi.tch.
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[censored] off twerp I said I was wrong about the thread not you. stop bypassing the filter with spelling or you'll make my job easy.

[JihadOnTheRiver]

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jesus...that was a joke. you don't watch entourage on hbo do you? wow....you are a real piece of work.

[Boris]

LMFAO!

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jesus...that was a joke. you don't watch entourage on hbo do you? wow....you are a real piece of work.

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Yes I've watched every episode actually.

[ononimo]

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since when is "bitch" filtered out?

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since when is "bitch" filtered out?

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I was referencing the original post actually.

[mike4bmp]

Jesus man....lol....NO!

[ThaSaltCracka]

not even after The Chinese?

[Notorious G.O.B.]

I mean, only if she was raping me, I guess.

[Boris]

If I had the Chinese I wouldn't have to resort to this. The Chinese has powerful, girl attracting pheromones.

[ThaSaltCracka]

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If I had the Chinese I wouldn't have to resort to this. The Chinese has powerful, girl attracting pheromones.

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[CardSharpCook]

Question: Does she have breasts?

Of course I'd do her. Give me 3 other options and I'd do the other three first, but I'd still get to her if I had time.

[ThaSaltCracka]

I can only dream of how tight that vagina is. /images/graemlins/cool.gif