There is a lot of unhappy people on this forum. So....

[JihadOnTheRiver]

Post something good about your life. Please. Right now...

I just got done dropping 4K pounds of explosive on the deserts of California. I am currently drunk and there is a party at my house. I am the only man here. This is what I'm drunk off of...
http://www.awa.dk/whisky/johnwalk/jwblue_09.jpg

Life is good. You?

-Jihad

Edit: I'm having dinner with the Governator in two weeks.

[Dave G.]

I've recently gotten myself a new girlfriend. We're going on a cruise tonight, and after some mild alcoholic consumption, I have a crazy night of sex to look forward to.

Life is good.

Edit: Your avatar is awesome.

[Clarkmeister]

My new house kicks ass.

[Los Feliz Slim]

When I blurphy my daughter's tummy, she's the happiest girl in the whole world.

[ClaytonN]

I'm playing in a college bowl tournament tomorrow. Yippee.

[JihadOnTheRiver]

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Edit: Your avatar is awesome.

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See? You're adding to the positive aura (sp?) of my day. Of course, you're killing that kid...

[JihadOnTheRiver]

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When I blurphy my daughter's tummy, she's the happiest girl in the whole world.

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See? BLURPHY!?!?!?! Where else on 2p2 can you say "blurphy" and get away with it?

[Blarg]

I'd just like to chime in that it's nice to see the word "explosive" without the word "diarrhea" after it.

[LeatherFace]

I'm really good looking.

[Clarkmeister]

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I'm really good looking.

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We'll be the judge of that.

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I am currently drunk and there is a party at my house. I am the only man here.

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And yet your posting on here? Ya bro I think life may not be as good as you think.

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I'm really good looking.

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We'll be the judge of that.

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This may need to be the basis for a new rule.

I guess if you can afford to drop all those explosives, you can afford a $190 bottle of booze.

Enjoy.

[Tron]

I'm pretty excited to watch the man to your left shut up all the haters tomorrow /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[whiskeytown]

well....

I got a about 3/8th an ounce of weed, a new bong, an xbox, a plasma TV, and a recliner -

I have found a great amount of contentment for the time being - got a girl's number who I'll call and probably hook up with (at least for coffee if not cuddling - /images/graemlins/tongue.gif) - and I think she's a bit of a freak in bed /images/graemlins/grin.gif -

and no booze in 5 weeks. - so I'm probably healthier then ever.

RB

[vulturesrow]

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I just got done dropping 4K pounds of explosive on the deserts of California.

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Hit anything? I hear good things about that precision bombing system in the Hoover. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[JihadOnTheRiver]

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I'd just like to chime in that it's nice to see the word "explosive" without the word "diarrhea" after it.

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I am who I am. Its all I can be... YW. Back to the Blue Label...

[Malachii]

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I got a about 3/8th an ounce of weed, a new bong, an xbox, a plasma TV, and a recliner

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Who buys 3/8ths an ounce of weed? You either get a half ounce or a quad... 3/8ths is just a weird amount.

[JihadOnTheRiver]

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I'm really good looking.

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If you mean [insert Derrekk Zoolander look] "Really really, really ridiculously good looking," we can work from there....

[JihadOnTheRiver]

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I'm pretty excited to watch the man to your left shut up all the haters tomorrow /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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I'm with ya'

[radek2166]

Something good about my life? I have a job and all apendages.

[JihadOnTheRiver]

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I am currently drunk and there is a party at my house. I am the only man here.

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And yet your posting on here? Ya bro I think life may not be as good as you think.

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Sidebar: How would you play this? You've already established yourself with all the girls. It's already a "girls party", you are merely a prop. You're girlfriend is a pseudo-dike that always drags tail home for you.

Why the F would I put in effort....

[JihadOnTheRiver]

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I just got done dropping 4K pounds of explosive on the deserts of California.

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Hit anything? I hear good things about that precision bombing system in the Hoover. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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First time w/o CCIP and I averaged 300' better than my lead. Suck it you Superqueer...lol /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Roy Munson]

Johnnie Walker Blue is enjoyable but it is still an overpriced blend. There are countless single malt scotches that are less expensive and far more rewarding for the scotch lover.

Also, Johnnie Blue was Qusay Hussein's beverage of choice.

[toddw8]

I have 9 kinds of beer in the fridge and A-Basin opens in one week.

/images/graemlins/smile.gif /images/graemlins/smile.gif /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Tron]

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I got a about 3/8th an ounce of weed, a new bong, an xbox, a plasma TV, and a recliner

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Who buys 3/8ths an ounce of weed? You either get a half ounce or a quad... 3/8ths is just a weird amount.

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Did you ever consider that he already smoked 1/8th? But if he did indeed buy 3/8ths, yeah... That's strange.

[vulturesrow]

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I just got done dropping 4K pounds of explosive on the deserts of California.

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Hit anything? I hear good things about that precision bombing system in the Hoover. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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First time w/o CCIP and I averaged 300' better than my lead. Suck it you Superqueer...lol /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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sounds like you won some beers then. Congrats. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[JihadOnTheRiver]

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Johnnie Walker Blue is enjoyable but it is still an overpriced blend. There are countless single malt scotches that are less expensive and far more rewarding for the scotch lover.

Also, Johnnie Blue was Qusay Hussein's beverage of choice.

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This is EXACTLY why I'm so happy. Because I could give a FAT SH1T. I'm drinking it, and I'm happy. And all you losers can't convince me otherwise.

[Tron]

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Also, Johnnie Blue was Qusay Hussein's beverage of choice.

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Additionally, Saddam Hussein likes gold and large houses.

[daryn]

i enjoy my life

[gorie]

i don't know, but right now i am looking forward to going to bed knowing i will have someone next to me. i also don't have to be woken up by an alarm clock tomorrow, that is pretty exciting.

[Blarg]

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Also, Johnnie Blue was Qusay Hussein's beverage of choice.

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Additionally, Saddam Hussein likes gold and large houses.

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I hear many villanous people have supposedly been big fans of sex.

[billyjex]

i'm drinking beer while browsing OOT. my life kinda sucks right now.

on a positive note, there is the "Best of cartman" south park marathon on right now.

There is not a lot that's good. But it's beautiful outside in my backyard tonight and I can hear the crickets down in the woods and my owl has come back so that's pretty cool.

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Post something good about your life. Please. Right now...


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I've got two 6-mo. old puppies. One of 'em is finally house broke! /images/graemlins/smile.gif


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I just got done dropping 4K pounds of explosive on the deserts of California.


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I never saw what you decided to put on the damned thing! /images/graemlins/confused.gif

p.s.
Are you a Shack-King? Or just shacking when you can? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[vulturesrow]

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There is not a lot that's good. But it's beautiful outside in my backyard tonight and I can hear the crickets down in the woods and my owl has come back so that's pretty cool.

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I like this.

[JihadOnTheRiver]

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Are you a Shack-King? Or just shacking when you can? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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How do you know about my secret world?

[whiskeytown]

ding ding ding...we have a winner.

(I'm a bit concerned - it was a half ounce a couple weeks ago - I think I'm burning thru the stuff too fast.)

RB

[PhatTBoll]

I passed the bar.

With warmest regards,
PhatTBoll, Esq.

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Are you a Shack-King? Or just shacking when you can? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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How do you know about my secret world?

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Still no answer on the damned bomb question! OK, tell me it's strictly "Need To Know" and I'll spend the rest of my life wondering.

btw, I useta have TS access.

[KaneKungFu123]

I won $120,000 in a cash game on UB in about an hour.

[Vish]

This thread is kinda depressing me. I can't even beat the guy who's reading OOT and drinking beer. I'm just reading OOT.

[KaneKungFu123]

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/8408/gabs41fv.jpg

[Clarkmeister]

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That is top shelf.

[DarkForceRising]

I remain able to develop and maintain a quality erection. More importantly, though, I have 30 or so Coronas on hand and a fresh carton of Camels.

[JihadOnTheRiver]

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I won $120,000 in a cash game on UB in about an hour.

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Didn't I already tell you I hate you?

[Clarkmeister]

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I won $120,000 in a cash game on UB in about an hour.

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Didn't I already tell you I hate you?

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But he gave you this: http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/8408/gabs41fv.jpg

[Vish]

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I won $120,000 in a cash game on UB in about an hour.

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Didn't I already tell you I hate you?

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But he gave you this: http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/8408/gabs41fv.jpg

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Not quite good enough. If he sends her to my house, I'll forgive him for winning in an hour what would take me three years of professional canasta.

[ptmusic]

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I'm pretty excited to watch the man to your left shut up all the haters tomorrow /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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I sure hope you are correct. I'm a grad student there now.

I'm happy because it looks like I'm not too stupid to handle the work in the program.

-ptmusic

[diebitter]

Life is cool.

I took a nice walk last night in the cool dark night and didn't see anyone, not even someone walking a dog, I smoked a cigar, and listened to Ry Cooder on the mp3 player. It had been raining so the air was pretty sweet and clean.

That was pretty good.

Sometimes a little peace and quiet, and some time alone is the best thing to have.

[YourFoxyGrandma]

My girlfriend is coming to see me tomorrow from 5 hours away. (And I have 100 beers and a handle of rum left over from last weekend's extravaganza.)

[Blarg]

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This thread is kinda depressing me. I can't even beat the guy who's reading OOT and drinking beer. I'm just reading OOT.

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LOL ditto.

[Blarg]

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http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/8408/gabs41fv.jpg

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I don't know about $120,000 worth, but very nice.

[Blarg]

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I remain able to develop and maintain a quality erection. More importantly, though, I have 30 or so Coronas on hand and a fresh carton of Camels.

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You're going to have to choose one or the other.

[JihadOnTheRiver]

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Life is cool.

I took a nice walk last night in the cool dark night and didn't see anyone, not even someone walking a dog, I smoked a cigar, and listened to Ry Cooder on the mp3 player. It had been raining so the air was pretty sweet and clean.

That was pretty good.

Sometimes a little peace and quiet, and some time alone is the best thing to have.

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This was poetic. Also, I just threw up.

[JihadOnTheRiver]

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I won $120,000 in a cash game on UB in about an hour.

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Didn't I already tell you I hate you?

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But he gave you this: http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/8408/gabs41fv.jpg

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This is correct. And now I love him. I &lt;3 KKF...

[Blarg]

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Life is cool.

I took a nice walk last night in the cool dark night and didn't see anyone, not even someone walking a dog, I smoked a cigar, and listened to Ry Cooder on the mp3 player. It had been raining so the air was pretty sweet and clean.

That was pretty good.

Sometimes a little peace and quiet, and some time alone is the best thing to have.

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This is very helpful when masturbating.

[MonkeeMan]

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ding ding ding...we have a winner.

(I'm a bit concerned - it was a half ounce a couple weeks ago - I think I'm burning thru the stuff too slow.)

RB

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FYP.

Can't believe you went the bong route /images/graemlins/frown.gif

It's Friday nite - life is good.

[diebitter]

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When I blurphy my daughter's tummy, she's the happiest girl in the whole world.

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I like 'blurphy'. We call em 'slubbits' in our house. No idea why.

Whatever you call it, it's pretty damn great.

[Dominic]

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When I blurphy my daughter's tummy, she's the happiest girl in the whole world.

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winner.

[Dominic]

I have a great, new house, a gal who loves me and wants to marry me, 3 psycho cats, and a black lab who thinks I'm the King of the World.

Also, I'm recently debt free. Life is good.

[ThaHero]

USC is going to win tomorrow.

I was in a car accident earlier, but I'm still alive!

[IggyWH]

Life has sucked ass for me lately...

but tomorrow I get to see my doggie and that makes me happy :

http://myspace-077.vo.llnwd.net/00232/77/05/232775077_l.jpg

[DavidC]

Good post.

[DavidC]

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When I blurphy my daughter's tummy, she's the happiest girl in the whole world.

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See? BLURPHY!?!?!?! Where else on 2p2 can you say "blurphy" and get away with it?

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Who else can say blurphy and get away with it? Maybe El D, but that's about it.

To Los Felix Slim: nice post. A buddy of mine has a baby daughter and she's a ton of fun (when you don't have to look after her all the time). /images/graemlins/smile.gif

--Dave.

[JihadOnTheRiver]

Oh, I got another one. Today I flew 40' above the Saltan Sea at a pretty decent clip (400+ish mph). 40' above the Saltan Sea is about -30' from sea level. So today, I flew 30' below sea level at 400+ mph. But when I landed, I realized, I was not KKF, and I had well below $130K in my Neteller account...
-JOTR

[mike4bmp]

That stuff is like $120 a bottle up here in Seattle...how much do you guys pay down in Cali?

[tdarko]

well, i am alive.

[Jack of Arcades]

My new girlfriend has a D Cup.

[diebitter]

I'm busy all day tomorrow, so I won't have to read that stupid thread about the thunderdome contest.

[LoaferGee12]

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This thread is kinda depressing me. I can't even beat the guy who's reading OOT and drinking beer. I'm just reading OOT.

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This gave me a good laugh.

Oh and the WSox are on in 2 hours.

[gildwulf]

I'm at a top ten gradschool and I have a hot girlfriend. This balances out the fact that I'm short and I will probably go bald very soon.

p.s. Jihadontheriver is probably the best SN I've seen on twoplustwo. I actually laughed out loud when I read it.

[Sponger15SB]

I have sex with Jack of Arcades girlfriend.

[HopeydaFish]

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I have sex with Jack of Arcades girlfriend.

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Who doesn't?

[vulturesrow]

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I'm at a top ten gradschool and I have a hot girlfriend. This balances out the fact that I'm short and I will probably go bald very soon.

p.s. Jihadontheriver is probably the best SN I've seen on twoplustwo. I actually laughed out loud when I read it.

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You should see him declare jihad on donkeys that suck out on him. /images/graemlins/grin.gif I cant wait to see him do it live the next time Im in San Diego.

[vulturesrow]

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I have sex with Jack of Arcades girlfriend.

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Who doesn't?

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Wait a sec, are we talking about JofA's girlfriend or mom? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Malachii]

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Can't believe you went the bong route. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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Yeah, bongs suck. Roll or use a pipe.

[MelchyBeau]

I've come to realize there is no such thing as happiness or love. Thus I can not worry about those goals anymore.

Melch

[JihadOnTheRiver]

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I'm at a top ten gradschool and I have a hot girlfriend. This balances out the fact that I'm short and I will probably go bald very soon.

p.s. Jihadontheriver is probably the best SN I've seen on twoplustwo. I actually laughed out loud when I read it.

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You should see him declare jihad on donkeys that suck out on him. /images/graemlins/grin.gif I cant wait to see him do it live the next time Im in San Diego.

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FWIW, the name came from me being completely black out drunk and playing some 10-20 in full Choker Whites and standing up to declare Jihad on an unsuspecting 40 year old man that sucked out on me.

[JihadOnTheRiver]

a little more. what's money good for if you can't drink it?

[JihadOnTheRiver]

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My new girlfriend has a D Cup.

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She should invest in another one...

[gildwulf]

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I've come to realize there is no such thing as happiness or love. Thus I can not worry about those goals anymore.

Melch

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You should date this girl:

http://people.brandeis.edu/~emp42/goth%20pics/susan_boxed_in.jpg

[gildwulf]

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I'm at a top ten gradschool and I have a hot girlfriend. This balances out the fact that I'm short and I will probably go bald very soon.

p.s. Jihadontheriver is probably the best SN I've seen on twoplustwo. I actually laughed out loud when I read it.

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You should see him declare jihad on donkeys that suck out on him. /images/graemlins/grin.gif I cant wait to see him do it live the next time Im in San Diego.

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FWIW, the name came from me being completely black out drunk and playing some 10-20 in full Choker Whites and standing up to declare Jihad on an unsuspecting 40 year old man that sucked out on me.

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I would have paid money to see that.

[jakethebake]

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I've come to realize there is no such thing as happiness or love. Thus I can not worry about those goals anymore. ~Melch

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This is interesting, and I agree in a way. I think they don't exist if you don't believe in them, thereby preventing them from existing for you. This doesn't make you unhappy, just not happy. Since love &amp; happiness are usually temporary anyway it's nice to avoid the roller coaster.

[JihadOnTheRiver]

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I've come to realize there is no such thing as happiness or love. Thus I can not worry about those goals anymore. ~Melch

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This is interesting, and I agree in a way. I think they don't exist if you don't believe in them, thereby preventing them from existing for you. This doesn't make you unhappy, just not happy. Since love &amp; happiness are usually temporary anyway it's nice to avoid the roller coaster.

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I don't know if I'm confused, sad, or confusingly sad or something else. This is either profound or purely depressing...

[jakethebake]

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I've come to realize there is no such thing as happiness or love. Thus I can not worry about those goals anymore. ~Melch

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This is interesting, and I agree in a way. I think they don't exist if you don't believe in them, thereby preventing them from existing for you. This doesn't make you unhappy, just not happy. Since love &amp; happiness are usually temporary anyway it's nice to avoid the roller coaster.

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I don't know if I'm confused, sad, or confusingly sad or something else. This is either profound or purely depressing...

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I'm mixing cold meds with alcohol today so I'm retarded. And feeling crappy about some things anyway. So I seriously doubt it's profound.

[JihadOnTheRiver]

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I've come to realize there is no such thing as happiness or love. Thus I can not worry about those goals anymore. ~Melch

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This is interesting, and I agree in a way. I think they don't exist if you don't believe in them, thereby preventing them from existing for you. This doesn't make you unhappy, just not happy. Since love &amp; happiness are usually temporary anyway it's nice to avoid the roller coaster.

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I don't know if I'm confused, sad, or confusingly sad or something else. This is either profound or purely depressing...

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I'm mixing cold meds with alcohol today so I'm retarded. And feeling crappy about some things anyway. So I seriously doubt it's profound.

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You want some of that Johnny Blue? /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[ptmusic]

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I'm pretty excited to watch the man to your left shut up all the haters tomorrow /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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I sure hope you are correct. I'm a grad student there now.

I'm happy because it looks like I'm not too stupid to handle the work in the program.

-ptmusic

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USC just won one of the great college football games of all time: I am happy!

-ptmusic

[jakethebake]

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I'm mixing cold meds with alcohol today so I'm retarded. And feeling crappy about some things anyway. So I seriously doubt it's profound.

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You want some of that Johnny Blue? /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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I'm not normally a scotch drinker but I've already piled beer and wine on top of the Tylenol Nighttime Cold Formula so why not? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

It's just a good thing I can't get to a phone right now... /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[beeyjay]

today was a buttery day of football. especially the badger game. this makes me happy.

[jakethebake]

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today was a buttery day

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what means this?

[bobman0330]

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I'm playing in a college bowl tournament tomorrow. Yippee.

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I was once like you... Who are you playing for?

[Ulysses]

1) Friday night I got to take my boy Eddie Miller out for some beers and shots.

2) That was after some important deals coming through at work.

3) Yesterday I got to hang out w/ two cool hot chicks.

4) I also got to watch the Astros dominate.

5) Today I watched Dallas try their best to [censored] it up, but then manage to come back and beat the Giants.

6) Then I got to watch the Astros gut it out and kick some ass.

7) And in a couple hours, this really hot chick is coming over to "hang out."

Life rules.

[Cancer Merchant]

I can cook a tasty meal. Important for a bachelor who doesn't want to eat garbage all the time.

And the booze still shuts up the voices.