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Indiana
10-14-2005, 10:58 AM
So I was caught cheating on the 2003 tax form. I get all these forms in the mail asking for around 50K for stock returns in ameritrade that I "forgot" to put on my return. I call the IRS and the dude goes, hey man how much do you think you owe. I go, oh I dunno like $1500. He says ok, I'll send you a bill. Just pay it and be done. I love the IRS. Am I the only one whose ever been audited?

Indy
swede123
10-14-2005, 10:59 AM
Government work at its finest.

Swede
diebitter
10-14-2005, 11:00 AM
I had one phone me up about a business audit, and I used the old jedi mind trick.
'You don't want to see our books...'
'Yeah, I don't want to see your books...'


Seriously, when he phoned, I started it off by saying something like 'boy, you sound really busy...'

This got going on a conversation where he basically told me what he does, how overworked he was, how he can get more done (by rubberstamping some of the returns), and stuff like that. I was his friend, his pal, I was on his side, making it easy for him. And I persuaded him just putting ours through was to everyone's benefit.
Indiana
10-14-2005, 11:01 AM
Don't you just love it? I thought I was going to be locked away or something. I bought Nortel when it was .48 and sold it at over $6/share. I thought nobody would notice if I "forgot" to put this on the form. I was suprised that they caught me and I just blamed it on TurboTax software.

Indy
IndieMatty
10-14-2005, 11:02 AM
I'd bet money that you just dialed the wrong number.
Indiana
10-14-2005, 11:05 AM
No man I didnt dial the wrong number because i already got the bill and paid it. Plus when the IRS answers the employee must give you his tax ID number. It took me some time to realize that this government would never want to put me away. I paid more in taxes last year than most people make.

Indy
Soul Daddy
10-14-2005, 11:06 AM
I agree.

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10-14-2005, 11:08 AM
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I agree.

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I know this guy!
Indiana
10-14-2005, 11:10 AM
Dude I dont get it, who is this guy?

Indy
sammysusar
10-14-2005, 11:16 AM
how much do you make?
dtbog
10-14-2005, 11:16 AM
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Seriously, when he phoned, I started it off by saying something like 'boy, you sound really busy...'

This got going on a conversation where he basically told me what he does, how overworked he was, how he can get more done (by rubberstamping some of the returns), and stuff like that. I was his friend, his pal, I was on his side, making it easy for him. And I persuaded him just putting ours through was to everyone's benefit.

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Well done. /images/graemlins/smile.gif
Indiana
10-14-2005, 11:20 AM
Its america dude, you can make whatever you want.
Indy
10-14-2005, 11:26 AM
hey everyone, remember me?
10-14-2005, 11:39 AM
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I agree.

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I know this guy!

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He looks familiar to me too.
sammysusar
10-14-2005, 12:46 PM
how do you make your cash? and how much are you paid? this is the internet so i can ask whatever i want.
Patrick del Poker Grande
10-14-2005, 12:51 PM
You were probably supposed to pay about $1200 before you volunteered $1500.
rohjoh
10-14-2005, 01:01 PM
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No man I didnt dial the wrong number because i already got the bill and paid it. Plus when the IRS answers the employee must give you his tax ID number. It took me some time to realize that this government would never want to put me away. I paid more in taxes last year than most people make.

Indy

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Maybe if you bought a house, instead of renting, you would see some tax savings.
krimson
10-14-2005, 01:05 PM
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Dude I dont get it, who is this guy?

Indy

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Old WWF wrestler I think.
Indiana
10-14-2005, 02:19 PM
I do own a house, but may sell in a year or so.....And no, I didn't owe 1200 before asking. It was over a 10 fold increase in my original purchase of NT stock.

Indy
phil_ivey_fan
10-14-2005, 02:44 PM
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I do own a house, but may sell in a year or so.....And no, I didn't owe 1200 before asking. It was over a 10 fold increase in my original purchase of NT stock.

Indy

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hey, thanks for the bragg post. reminds me of the first time I got off.
dizong
10-14-2005, 07:01 PM
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I agree.

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I know this guy!

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He looks familiar to me too.

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irwin r. schuyster aka mike rotundo

i think he was part of "money inc." with ted dibiase and virgil

dizong