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Malachii
10-14-2005, 02:35 AM
Our message for teens... (http://www.infinitydog.com/technicalvirgin/message.html)

"At TechnicalVirgin.com, we know that today's teens are faced with difficult choices more than ever before. The spectre of sexually transmitted diseases and unwanted teen pregnancy looms large in the social lives of all modern adolescents.

Teenagers today need new choices that reflect the reality of their complex lives. Abstinence is often preached by the self-righteous right-wing pundits, but that's simply not a realistic approach to teen sexuality. To hear the fundamentalist right, you'd think even masturbation would lead to the end of civilization.

But there is a way for youths to enjoy rich and satisfying sexual intimacy without risking unwanted pregnancy — ANAL SEX! The anus, tighter than any vagina and tinged with the thrill of the taboo, is the perfect venue for modern teen lust.

Of course, the safest way for teens to avoid unwanted pregnancy while satisfying their carnal needs is to limit themselves to homoerotic encounters until they are ready for procreation. But many boys and girls are uncomfortable with the idea of same-sex encounters. Anal sex, however, can be fun for both sexes, and thanks to modern improvements in strap-on sex tools, girls can enjoy being in control of their own anal encounters.

So, teens, the next time you strip down for sex, remember the TechnicalVirgin motto — "Everything Butt!"

bholdr
10-14-2005, 02:37 AM
am i first? yay!

SIIHP!!!

jcmack13
10-14-2005, 02:39 AM
Summary: SIIHP!

Edit: F--k. so close.

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10-14-2005, 02:39 AM
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REBECCA K., Great Falls, MT
I know what you're thinking: "Anal sex?! Gross! No way!" But it's so cool! My boyfriends get totally turned on by watching me lube up, and I don't worry anymore about getting pregnant. And anal is definitely the fast track to the "in" crowd: Ever since I started taking it anal, I've been way popular at school!

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nice

DarkForceRising
10-14-2005, 02:42 AM
I heard some woman on Stern a few years ago advocating this. I just hope they take time to discuss the mood killing topic of the consequences of microscopic fecal bacteria making contact with the mouth and vaginer.

10-14-2005, 04:35 AM
http://www.infinitydog.com/technicalvirgin/images/05_male.jpg

BOBBY L., Detroit, MI
Yo, I know how to treat my girl right. I always show her the same respect I want to get back from her. I never ask her to swallow my spunk until I go down on her first. It's just common courtesy.

10-14-2005, 04:36 AM
Okay I found out this site must be a joke.

Malachii
10-14-2005, 04:06 PM
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Okay I found out this site must be a joke.

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No kidding chief.

10-14-2005, 04:33 PM
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Okay I found out this site must be a joke.

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Are you SURE?

10-14-2005, 04:58 PM
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Okay I found out this site must be a joke.

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Are you SURE?

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Positive.

10-14-2005, 05:01 PM
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Okay I found out this site must be a joke.

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Are you SURE?

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Do you really believe kids this age would/could write like this? Hell, half the OOT posts wouldn't pass 6th grade English - ONLY as far as spelling, punctuation, etc., is concerned. I'm NOT commenting on the mentality of anyone.

TheBlueMonster
10-14-2005, 05:34 PM
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Ever since I started taking it anal, I've been way popular at school!

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I wonder why?

BreakfastBurrito
10-14-2005, 05:44 PM
Hasn't this been a staple of Greek culture since, like, the beginning of time?

private joker
10-14-2005, 05:50 PM
Captain Obvious is one of my favorite gimmick accounts.

TheBlueMonster
10-14-2005, 05:56 PM
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Captain Obvious is one of my favorite gimmick accounts.

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yes, but he is no Sup Bro.

webgator
10-14-2005, 06:10 PM
The site may be a joke, but the premise is real.

My brother works for the state health dept and believe it or not there are a lot of people he sees, teens included, that think anal and oral sex will not give them any disease and that it is completely safe. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

Blarg
10-14-2005, 06:21 PM
That does me no good. I need names, and phone numbers.