"There is NO ONE behind me!?!?" [Archive] - Two Plus Two Older Archives

Talk2BigSteve

10-13-2005, 11:52 PM

Last night at about 11:45 I pull up to Taco Bell to grab a bite before they close. The inside is closed and I am the only customer in the Drive-thru

I place my order with...oh we'll call her Shashumba.

I pull up to the window to pay Shashumba for my food and she is busy with the headset on her left ear and playing Chatty Cathy with her cell phone on her right ear. She never asked me what kind of sauce I wanted or even give me the total of my bill and the amount of change.

Then Shashumba tells me "You needs to pull up and I bring it out."

I look in my rear-view mirror and there is not a soul behind me, and reply "There is no one behind me!?!?"

Shashumba says to the cell phone "Hold on gurl." and then says to me "I know there ain't nobody theres now, but I still axed yous to pull up" then she said to the cell phone "Ummm Hmmm, yes gurl one of those."

I said "Whatever" and pulled up.

Then no more than 30 seconds after I pulled up some other girl we we'll call Chlamydia Champagne brings me my food, and I said "What the hell was her problem?"

Chlamydia replied "She always bees acting like that all rude and [censored] to the customers."

Have any of you been asked to pull up at a drive-thru when no one was behind you?

Big Steve /images/graemlins/cool.gif

TheBlueMonster

10-13-2005, 11:54 PM

damn, did your great grandparents live on a plantation?

Blarg

10-13-2005, 11:54 PM

I always drive close enough to the window that it's not an issue.

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10-13-2005, 11:55 PM

I don't even think to look. What's the problem it is still being brought to you and delivered via your window right?

gorie

10-13-2005, 11:55 PM

why not just say you were at KFC while you're at it ?

bwana devil

10-13-2005, 11:59 PM

wait till youtalkfunny gets ahold of this thread. he got punk'd trying to back talk the drive through girl. you got lucky...i only hope.

bwana

someone feel free to link. steve needs to know he's not in control at the drive through window.

STLantny

10-13-2005, 11:59 PM

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why not just say you were at KFC while you're at it ?

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could have been one of those taco bell/kfc's

stabn

10-13-2005, 11:59 PM

It is because of their line times.

Dominic

10-13-2005, 11:59 PM

you know, just because a person makes a commical characterization of a person who is not of his wow race or gender, does not automatically make that person a racist or sexist.

We've all dealt with Shamiquas of our own and laughed about it - doesn't mean we have something against black people.

Of course, if I described someone I had encountered as "a real Jersey Guido," I bet not one of you would accuse me of being racist.

Talk2BigSteve

10-14-2005, 12:00 AM

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I don't even think to look. What's the problem it is still being brought to you and delivered via your window right?

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It is being brought to my window but why do I have to pull up, it is not like there is a line of cars and besides this Taco Bell only has a one lane exit so I would have to pull out on the street to let the non existant car out that was not behind me.

Big Steve /images/graemlins/cool.gif

STLantny

10-14-2005, 12:00 AM

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you know, just because a person makes a commical characterization of a person who is not of his wow race or gender, does not automatically make that person a racist or sexist.

We've all dealt with Shamiquas of our own and laughed about it - doesn't mean we have something against black people.

Of course, if I described someone I had encountered as "a real Jersey Guido," I bet not one of you would accuse me of being racist.

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My race is constantly persecuted...my nickname is actually guido...[censored] everyon thats not sicilian

TheBlueMonster

10-14-2005, 12:01 AM

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Of course, if I described someone I had encountered as "a real Jersey Guido," I bet not one of you would accuse me of being racist.

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cause it's not a race, just a bunch of hair gel covered, wife beater and gold chain wearing, tools from the same state.

stabn

10-14-2005, 12:02 AM

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I don't even think to look. What's the problem it is still being brought to you and delivered via your window right?

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It is being brought to my window but why do I have to pull up, it is not like there is a line of cars and besides this Taco Bell only has a one lane exit so I would have to pull out on the street to let the non existant car out that was not behind me.

Big Steve /images/graemlins/cool.gif

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Read my post.

JihadOnTheRiver

10-14-2005, 12:02 AM

This is a good post because I've been to both of the Meridian TB's too many times, and I know exactly what you're talking about. I have an air horn that plays La Cucaracha in my 2000 Accord that I play everytime I go through the drive thru of a Taco Bell. Its so much more effective here in San Diego.

Jihad on Meridian. And Shequiffa or whatever the fvck her name is...
-JIHAD

Dominic

10-14-2005, 12:03 AM

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you know, just because a person makes a commical characterization of a person who is not of his wow race or gender, does not automatically make that person a racist or sexist.

We've all dealt with Shamiquas of our own and laughed about it - doesn't mean we have something against black people.

Of course, if I described someone I had encountered as "a real Jersey Guido," I bet not one of you would accuse me of being racist.

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My race is constantly persecuted...my nickname is actually guido...[censored] everyon thats not sicilian

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LOL...I AM Jersey Guido!

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Talk2BigSteve

10-14-2005, 12:03 AM

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damn, did your great grandparents live on a plantation?

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No, my entire family lives up north except for me, my mother, my sister who I do not speak with, and my nephew.

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Dominic

10-14-2005, 12:04 AM

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Of course, if I described someone I had encountered as "a real Jersey Guido," I bet not one of you would accuse me of being racist.

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cause it's not a race, just a bunch of hair gel covered, wife beater and gold chain wearing, tools from the same state.

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See, i'm Italian and I just think the above post is hilarious.

sexdrugsmoney

10-14-2005, 12:05 AM

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Last night at about 11:45 I pull up to Taco Bell to grab a bite before they close. The inside is closed and I am the only customer in the Drive-thru

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Please tell me you weren't having gay sex that night.

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Talk2BigSteve

10-14-2005, 12:06 AM

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This is a good post because I've been to both of the Meridian TB's too many times, and I know exactly what you're talking about. I have an air horn that plays La Cucaracha in my 2000 Accord that I play everytime I go through the drive thru of a Taco Bell. Its so much more effective here in San Diego.

Jihad on Meridian. And Shequiffa or whatever the fvck her name is...
-JIHAD

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So you know the one on 8th street that has only a one lane exit, where the hell did she want me to go when I pulled up, to the pawn shop across the street?

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STLantny

10-14-2005, 12:06 AM

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Last night at about 11:45 I pull up to Taco Bell to grab a bite before they close. The inside is closed and I am the only customer in the Drive-thru

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Please tell me you weren't having gay sex that night.

Mexican food + gay sex = /images/graemlins/crazy.gif

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Ya, because straight sex is SO MUCH BETTER when you are shooting out explosive diarreah

Talk2BigSteve

10-14-2005, 12:08 AM

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Last night at about 11:45 I pull up to Taco Bell to grab a bite before they close. The inside is closed and I am the only customer in the Drive-thru

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Please tell me you weren't having gay sex that night.

Mexican food + gay sex = /images/graemlins/crazy.gif

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No, for the record, I was not having gay sex that night.

Big Steve /images/graemlins/cool.gif

bwana devil

10-14-2005, 12:09 AM

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Last night at about 11:45 I pull up to Taco Bell to grab a bite before they close. The inside is closed and I am the only customer in the Drive-thru

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Please tell me you weren't having gay sex that night.

Mexican food + gay sex = /images/graemlins/crazy.gif

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No, for the record, I was not having gay sex that night.

Big Steve /images/graemlins/cool.gif

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duh, that's why he was hungry for Mexican.

gorie

10-14-2005, 12:12 AM

this reminds me of something but i can't figure out what.
from a movie or something, some guy goes somewhere, for something, and he talks to someone, and they're like "take a number" and he is like, "but i'm the only one here" and they make him take a number anyway. then he stands and waits. and then they call his number. the whole time he is the only one waiting in line.

Dominic

10-14-2005, 12:14 AM

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Last night at about 11:45 I pull up to Taco Bell to grab a bite before they close. The inside is closed and I am the only customer in the Drive-thru

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Please tell me you weren't having gay sex that night.

Mexican food + gay sex = /images/graemlins/crazy.gif

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Ya, because straight sex is SO MUCH BETTER when you are shooting out explosive diarreah

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it is for me. But that's just my "thing."
As long as there's no snuggling.

Blarg

10-14-2005, 12:16 AM

Now that you mention it, that reminds me of the scene in Dude, Where's My Car? where the speaker at the Chinese take-out keeps saying, "And DEN?"

TheBlueMonster

10-14-2005, 12:16 AM

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Now that you mention it, that reminds me of the scene in Dude, Where's My Car? where the speaker at the Chinese take-out keeps saying, "And DEN?"

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No and DEN!

Dominic

10-14-2005, 12:16 AM

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Now that you mention it, that reminds me of the scene in Dude, Where's My Car? where the speaker at the Chinese take-out keeps saying, "And DEN?"

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LOL...i love that scene.

razor

10-14-2005, 12:21 AM

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Last night at about 11:45 I pull up to Taco Bell to grab a bite before they close. The inside is closed and I am the only customer in the Drive-thru

Then Shashumba tells me "You needs to pull up and I bring it out."

Have any of you been asked to pull up at a drive-thru when no one was behind you?

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Inside being closed is, at best, irrelevant

What if the food is going to be ready in 3 minutes and someone pulls up a minute later?

It's simply easier for everyone involved to ask customers to pull up if their food is going to take longer than normal. In my experience I have never been negatively impacted by being asked pull up, so why worry about it?

Talk2BigSteve

10-14-2005, 12:50 AM

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Last night at about 11:45 I pull up to Taco Bell to grab a bite before they close. The inside is closed and I am the only customer in the Drive-thru

Then Shashumba tells me "You needs to pull up and I bring it out."

Have any of you been asked to pull up at a drive-thru when no one was behind you?

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Inside being closed is, at best, irrelevant

What if the food is going to be ready in 3 minutes and someone pulls up a minute later?

It's simply easier for everyone involved to ask customers to pull up if their food is going to take longer than normal. In my experience I have never been negatively impacted by being asked pull up, so why worry about it?

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The point is that there was no one behind me and that the drive-thru exit is only one lane. So I would have to get my food and leave before anyone that was not behind me could leave as well.

Big Steve /images/graemlins/cool.gif

razor

10-14-2005, 12:59 AM

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The point is that there was no one behind me and that the drive-thru exit is only one lane. So I would have to get my food and leave before anyone that was not behind me could leave as well.

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Why did you leave that out of the original post? Kind of an important detail, don't you think?

Every fast food joint I've been to where I've had to pull up has had a spot that was out of the way of regular drive-thru traffic.

stabn

10-14-2005, 01:02 AM

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The point is that there was no one behind me and that the drive-thru exit is only one lane. So I would have to get my food and leave before anyone that was not behind me could leave as well.

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Why did you leave that out of the original post? Kind of an important detail, don't you think?

Every fast food joint I've been to where I've had to pull up has had a spot that was out of the way of regular drive-thru traffic.

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It's not even relevant because that isn't the reason they have you pull up anyway. Sure, it sounds like a good idea, but in actuality they just want good window times so they don't get in trouble / get their food discount decreased/etc.

Voltron87

10-14-2005, 01:06 AM

the girl who rang up my groceries today was named "tyrhonda"

Dominic

10-14-2005, 01:17 AM

I was volunteering in South Central, teaching tennis to kids...

One morning, I have my list of kids in my hand, doing roll call - and I'm always entertained by the variety of names in this neighborhood...but one makes me stop short.

I ask the child's mother how she pronounces her daughter's name. She looks at me like I'm absolutely crazy and says, "YOUR-EEN." Like, how else would I pronounce it?

Only this poor girl's name was spelled, "U-r-i-n-e."

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Blarg

10-14-2005, 01:22 AM

The names that make me roll my eyes are the ones that look like obvious misspellings or mispronunciations: Anfrony, etc.

Sully

10-14-2005, 01:34 AM

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I look in my rear-view mirror and there is not a soul behind me, and reply "There is no one behind me!?!?"

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That's a first.

casinogosain

10-14-2005, 01:35 AM

When I was a medical student we had a girl in the hospital named "La4tia". WTF.

-Ash

ChipWrecked

10-14-2005, 01:38 AM