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10-13-2005, 01:44 PM
I was camping with a group of Bear Scouts and I went off to take a pee and I found some kind of abandoned well or something. I stood on the wooden cover part and it broke and I fell into this hole or pit. I think I may hvve broken my ankle, it really, really hurts. It's dark down here. I really need to get out of here. I'm supposed to be tking care of these kids. I was drinking pretty heavily earlier but the fall sobered me up. My ankle looks like it's bent funny. There's some water down here, although honestly I think it might be urine. Luckily I have a cellphone with a web browser in it - please help. I'll do whatever you say.
samjjones
10-13-2005, 01:46 PM
Is this a Choose Your Own Adventure(TM)?
kenberman
10-13-2005, 01:46 PM
call Groundskeeper Willie
JihadOnTheRiver
10-13-2005, 01:46 PM
this better get good fast
SackUp
10-13-2005, 01:46 PM
please end this stupid ass thread now
FouTight
10-13-2005, 01:47 PM
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call Groundskeeper Willie

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and Sting
SL__72
10-13-2005, 01:47 PM
I chose "rummage around in your backpack and see if there is something useful"

Like a cellphone with which you could call for help.
IndieMatty
10-13-2005, 01:48 PM
I'm more then willing to give this a chance as long as it doesn't turn (more) into the Will Ferral character from the first Austin Powers movie.
InchoateHand
10-13-2005, 01:49 PM
THis is a bad thread because if you give us more polls, you'll have to start more posts, and that would really [censored] suck.
-Skeme-
10-13-2005, 01:49 PM
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Not a good idea, please don't choose this.

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I giggled.
TheIrishThug
10-13-2005, 01:50 PM
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Is this a Choose Your Own Adventure(TM)?

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whatever happened to Choose Your OOT Adventure? it was really good and then just disapeared.
istewart
10-13-2005, 01:52 PM
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I'm more then willing to give this a chance as long as it doesn't turn (more) into the Will Ferral character from the first Austin Powers movie.

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Haha exactly what I thought.
jesusarenque
10-13-2005, 02:10 PM
Rummage. haha
mason55
10-13-2005, 02:23 PM
Call 911?
PocketJokers72
10-13-2005, 03:14 PM
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I was camping with a group of Bear Scouts and I went off to take a pee and I found some kind of abandoned well or something. I stood on the wooden cover part and it broke and I fell into this hole or pit. I think I may hvve broken my ankle, it really, really hurts. It's dark down here. I really need to get out of here. I'm supposed to be tking care of these kids. I was drinking pretty heavily earlier but the fall sobered me up. My ankle looks like it's bent funny. There's some water down here, although honestly I think it might be urine. Luckily I have a cellphone with a web browser in it - please help. I'll do whatever you say.

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It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again.
ptmusic
10-13-2005, 03:32 PM
Does your phone have a full typing keyboard? This is a pertinent question.

-ptmusic
MelK
10-13-2005, 03:46 PM
It has been two hours without further communication from Guy in a Well. Obviously, he drowned.
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Guy in a Well
1984-2005
R.I.P.
Klepton
10-13-2005, 03:46 PM
A- for idea, C+ for execution.
jakethebake
10-13-2005, 03:47 PM
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A- for idea, C+ for execution.

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These grades were clearly based on a pretty lenient 00T curve.
Matty
10-13-2005, 10:09 PM
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Not a good idea, please don't choose this.

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I giggled.

[/ QUOTE ]I tittered.