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wacki
10-13-2005, 12:54 PM
*wacki walks out of a bar drunk as hell and spots an amazing pair of legs.

drunk wacki: I just want to tell you you are a very beautiful woman.
Long Leg Ann: Well I think you are very beautiful man
drunk wacki: No No No. You are a very beautiful woman.
Long Leg Ann: No No No. You are a very beautiful man.
drunk wacki: Well, ms. very beautiful. Do you have a name?
Long Leg Ann: It's ann, what's yours?
drunk wacki: My friends call me wacki
drunk wacki *to ann's friend*: I would just like to tell you that your friend Ann is a very beautiful woman.
Long Leg Ann's friend *wide eyed and nodding head profusely: She really really really likes you!
drunk wacki: well beautiful ann. Can I call or e-mail you or something?
Long Leg Ann: You can do whatever you want.
(very drunk wacki swaps phone numbers and tells her he will call her and leaves to find his friends.)

All I know is her name and her number. Calling her will be interesting. I hope not talking to her more wasn't a bad thing.

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After losing my friends I passed out in my car. I woke up to see this:

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/4914/picture0175yv.jpg

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/7287/picture0164sk.jpg


That girl has to be a slut. Should I knock on her door and say hi?

Oh [censored] [censored] I said slut! Ban me! Ban me! Ban me!!!!!

oh wait you can't cuz I'm green!!!!!

AHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want to show you my PEEN [censored] my PEEN. I want to show you my PEEN!!!!!!!!!!!
<font color="white">stolen from El Diablo </font>

DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!! DIE!!
DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!! DIE!!
DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!! DIE!!
DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!! DIE!!


random bee dog!

http://www.beedogs.com/index_files/image002.jpg
Shajen
10-13-2005, 12:57 PM
are you still drunk?
swede123
10-13-2005, 12:58 PM
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are you still drunk?

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Unless he somehow sobered up in the three minutes it took you to respond, I'd venture HELL NO!

Swede
WackityWhiz
10-13-2005, 01:02 PM
I just want to tell you you are a very good mod
Patrick del Poker Grande
10-13-2005, 01:05 PM
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I just want to tell you you are a very beautiful mod

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lucas9000
10-13-2005, 01:05 PM
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I just want to tell you you are a very beautiful mod

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samjjones
10-13-2005, 01:08 PM
If there was ever a better reason for self-moderating, I haven't seen it.
M2d
10-13-2005, 01:23 PM
um, get sober then call her? stay drunk and call her? sober up, then get drunk and call her? this is a definate wrench in the standard practices.
jakethebake
10-13-2005, 01:24 PM
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I just want to tell you you are a very beautiful mod

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If I said you were a beautiful mody would you hold it against me?
[censored]
10-13-2005, 01:24 PM
Hey your friends don't really call you Wacki right?
InchoateHand
10-13-2005, 01:27 PM
Awesome. Just awesome. Really.
wacki
10-13-2005, 01:27 PM
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Hey your friends don't really call you Wacki right?

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It's on my birth certificate.
Shajen
10-13-2005, 01:29 PM
you almost done with all your studying?
OOT needs more drunken wacki.

Especially us older dudes who don't drink so much anymore.
Richard Tanner
10-13-2005, 01:29 PM
How did I not hear about you while you were here, I mean it's a campus of 32,000 but you'd think a guy named "Wacki" would make it into some stories.

Cody
B Dids
10-13-2005, 01:30 PM
Given that that's the beedog on the front page- I argue the randomness of this beedog.
namknils
10-13-2005, 01:37 PM
[ QUOTE ]
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Hey your friends don't really call you Wacki right?

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It's on my birth certificate.

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I've met Wacki, hung out with Wacki, gotten drunk with wacki, haven't played poker with Wacki yet, but yeah, I can confirm that his friends DO really call him Wacki.
wacki
10-13-2005, 02:12 PM
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Given that that's the beedog on the front page- I argue the randomness of this beedog.

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DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!! DIE!!
DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!! DIE!!
DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!! DIE!!
DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!! DIE!!

random bee dog!

http://www.beedogs.com/index_files/image002.jpg
mason55
10-13-2005, 03:08 PM
Your play? Brilliant, in my opinion.
sleepyjoeyt
10-13-2005, 03:18 PM
Any chance your hands are orange, and you can't really remember why?
sleepyjoeyt
10-19-2005, 06:48 AM
Sorry I had to bump this thread but I can't believe nobody thought this was funny.

Read Wacki's original post and then read my reply.

I thought it was the funniest thing I've ever thought of (which isn't saying much) and I didn't get a single response.

Maybe I need to start posting about freezing off my ball warts, or how many 11 year old girls I could kill if I had a machete, etc.

Wacki - passing out then waking up next to a pumpkin that was carved to read "I love dick". Me asking if his hands were orange.

Anyone out there?
Exitonly
10-19-2005, 06:56 AM
i think it's gotta be a mistake not to try and get with that girl that night. I guess it would be dick to leave your friends, but they'd uunderstand.

Anyway, how did that turn out? you call her?
Malachii
10-19-2005, 07:08 AM
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i think it's gotta be a mistake not to try and get with that girl that night.

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Blarg
10-19-2005, 07:13 AM
That is one hell of a great pumpkin.
wacki
10-19-2005, 07:30 AM
Ya, once I sobered up I kind of hoped this thread would disappear. I was telling bruiser over aim how I screwed up by not talking to her more. Oh well.


Update-

Anyway, I called her on friday and her voice had an uncomfortable tone to it. She said we should meet up on the weekend but I told her I'm out of town for the Notre Dame game. I got her to laugh a few times and she told me several times in an uncomfortable tone that she would "love to meet me". She probably said that five times or so. I wasn't sure how to react. She just told me to call her the next time I go out to the bars and we could meet up. I've already lined up a few hot sorority girls that I'm good friends with to go out with me so I don't look like a loser. I'm meeting up with those girls tonight and I'll probably call long leg ann then to plan something for the weekend.

We will see what happens.

-a tad worried

wacki
wacki
10-19-2005, 07:32 AM
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i think it's gotta be a mistake not to try and get with that girl that night.

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I don't screw random strangers.
diebitter
10-19-2005, 08:22 AM
You of course have a moral obligation to take pictures of those long legs and let the rest of us see them at the soonest possible opportunity.

I know you know this, but a reminder doesn't hurt.
KeysrSoze
10-19-2005, 08:49 AM
Ditch the girl. Get busy with that pumpkin!
Vavavoom
10-19-2005, 09:02 AM
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I don't screw random strangers.

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U haven't lived...just strap it up and have a go !