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gmrankin
10-12-2005, 05:46 AM
I'm at work, It's overtime, and I just made $25 taking a dump. life is good. How much money do you make sitting on the shitter in a week?? I have to say its over $125.00 here.
10-12-2005, 05:50 AM
Are you a machinist? I used to have some machinist friends that used to brag about taking dumps on the clock.
gmrankin
10-12-2005, 05:52 AM
No. Sorry, I work the other job that lets you go to the bathroom at work.
gmrankin
10-12-2005, 05:55 AM
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I used to have some machinist friends that used to brag about taking dumps on the clock.

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No my dump goes into the toilet not on a clock... you have weird friends. I [censored] on a compass once but never a clock. sorry
daveymck
10-12-2005, 06:16 AM
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I'm at work, It's overtime, and I just made $25 taking a dump. life is good. How much money do you make sitting on the shitter in a week?? I have to say its over $125.00 here.

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Less than I make when pissing about posting on forums and generally surfing when at my desk. Based on the time I am there though I would guess around $110 based on a 4 day week but I am on daily rate so maybe harder to define.
steelcmg
10-12-2005, 07:14 AM
so ur saying u make 125$ an hour for O/T or did u just take a really long dump.
gmrankin
10-12-2005, 07:37 AM
no in a week.
Barrett's Last Privateer
10-12-2005, 08:29 AM
So was that $25 with a button or zip fly?

I mean, that's gotta make at leat 75c difference right?

Also, on the other thread, if at least 90% of your jeans are button fly, does that mean you've got at least 10 pairs of jeans? Coz if you had 9 pairs and 8 of them were button fly, you'd still have less than 90% which were button fly.

Okay, I'm drunk. So sue me.
10-12-2005, 10:36 AM
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PocketJokers72
10-12-2005, 11:39 AM
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webgator
10-14-2005, 01:12 AM
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I'm at work, It's overtime, and I just made $25 taking a dump.

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If I crap on OT it costs them $37.50! /images/graemlins/grin.gif
Dominic
10-14-2005, 01:18 AM
Easily $250. I take a dump a day.