View Full Version : Why are you going to hell?
Klepton
10-12-2005, 02:06 AM
I can't think of a god one right now, but this topic was just to good to pass up. I was reminded of this topic when i read my brother's post:
'i once saw a hot chick in a wheelchair. I told my friends she's a "butter wheelchair"
so why are you going to hell?
jdl22
10-12-2005, 02:10 AM
I don't believe in God.
PoBoy321
10-12-2005, 02:12 AM
I met a beautiful woman one night. We exchanged glances, I whispered sweet nothings into her ear. I brought her back to my place and we made sweet passionate love for hours. The next morning, as we watched the sun rise outside of my bedroom window, I looked at her in my arms and I said "I love everything about you. Your eyes, your hair, the way your nose crinkles when you laugh and most of all, your accent." She looked at me and said "Mnyahfalanbramyanha."
So yeah, I [censored] a retard.
Sponger15SB
10-12-2005, 02:22 AM
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I don't believe in God.
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Before Klepton posted this topic he asked me on AIM...
Klepton (10:56:17 PM): hey, do you have a good reason for why you are going to hell?
Sponger (10:56:25 PM): no belief in god?
ZeeJustin
10-12-2005, 02:23 AM
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I don't believe in God [or hell].
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Richard Tanner
10-12-2005, 02:26 AM
Ha! that's barely second circle, I used to hit on girls fresh out of the abortion clinic.
On the serious side: Athiest.
Cody
Cody
CardSharpCook
10-12-2005, 02:29 AM
CodyCody, are you aware that your name tag says Richard Tanner?
WHy am I going to Hell? A complete inability to be the person that I want to be. Failure to serve God in any meaningful way.
Richard Tanner
10-12-2005, 02:31 AM
CSC, Holy [censored]!!! My tag says Richard on it, well [censored] me sideways.
That said, my name is Richard Tanner, but I've always gone by Cody. As for the Cody^2 thing, well I'm just a moron that typed it twice.
Cody
Klepton
10-12-2005, 02:33 AM
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CSC, Holy [censored]!!! My tag says Richard on it, well [censored] me sideways.
That said, my name is Richard Tanner, but I've always gone by Cody. As for the Cody^2 thing, well I'm just a moron that typed it twice.
Cody
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why would anyone anywhere in the world ever want to go by cody?
tdarko
10-12-2005, 02:35 AM
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no belief in god
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i don't see this as a reason to go to hell whether there is a heaven or not.
Richard Tanner
10-12-2005, 02:36 AM
That should be obvious, I'm a homosexual failure as a human being. Duh.
Cody "Raging Failure" Tanner
mason55
10-12-2005, 02:38 AM
I clicked the NAMGLA link
CardSharpCook
10-12-2005, 02:38 AM
Ever consider "Dick"?
InchoateHand
10-12-2005, 02:38 AM
I don't think you are gay.
jesusarenque
10-12-2005, 02:38 AM
I named my motorcycle gang the "Christ Punchers."
PoBoy321
10-12-2005, 02:38 AM
Why the hell didn't you help your brother Danny raise his 3 daughters?
Richard Tanner
10-12-2005, 02:39 AM
Thanks, I think, off hand, what leads you to this conclusion?
Cody
CardSharpCook
10-12-2005, 02:39 AM
I used to think DJ was hot. Funny how Michele ended up being the hottest of the three.
Richard Tanner
10-12-2005, 02:40 AM
Some friends call me Dick, although they don't know my real name...wait a tick. In any case, most people call me "Cody", just always been that way.
Cody "Vanilla Thunder" Tanner
CardSharpCook
10-12-2005, 02:40 AM
definately more insecure than gay.
Richard Tanner
10-12-2005, 02:40 AM
I wish I had a prize for you sir, sadly my announcment that you are the 30545985th person to make a joke similar to that will have to be enough.
Cody
CardSharpCook
10-12-2005, 02:41 AM
I officially petition for Dick's title to be changed to "Vanila Thunder."
Richard Tanner
10-12-2005, 02:41 AM
Can't it be both?
Cody
Richard Tanner
10-12-2005, 02:41 AM
You have made my day sir.
Cody
CardSharpCook
10-12-2005, 02:41 AM
Vanila Thunder Addict?
InchoateHand
10-12-2005, 02:42 AM
Well, I don't think he's gay by merit of the statistical probability that he isn't. My post was supposed to communicate that I wasn't disagreeing with any of his other self-characterizations----as either a Cody, or a failure at life.
Damn, its hard to be obnoxious when people don't respond in kind. Sorry Cody Dick.
Richard Tanner
10-12-2005, 02:43 AM
Sorry I view threads in threaded form. I was saying taht I could be both insecure and gay. I agree wholeheartedly that my title should be changed to "Vanila thunder".
"Tricky" Dick T
CardSharpCook
10-12-2005, 02:43 AM
Surely the odds are greatly effected by him claiming to be gay? How does your "statistical probability" handle that?
Richard Tanner
10-12-2005, 02:44 AM
Sorry Inch. hard to pick up inflection online.
Cody
CardSharpCook
10-12-2005, 02:45 AM
Is it a bannable offense to notify a moderator about a needed title change?
Meh? I AM UNBANNABLE!!!!
Richard Tanner
10-12-2005, 02:46 AM
I appriciate it, and here I was expected many (read: MANY) flames for my nickname.
Cody
If sins are somehow associated with whether or not someone goes to hell, I'll see you guys there. Theres like a 2:1 chance that any sin that you name I have committed.
CardSharpCook
10-12-2005, 02:47 AM
Idolitry?
PoBoy321
10-12-2005, 02:48 AM
It's a sin to screw goats or marry your sister.
mason55
10-12-2005, 02:48 AM
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Idolitry?
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He obviously worships that picture of the Dear Leader he has as his avatar
InchoateHand
10-12-2005, 02:48 AM
Incest. Pedarasty. Forced-castration. Idolatry.
We were betting 100 bucks at 2:1, so I'll pm you one of my screen-names.
cnfuzzd
10-12-2005, 02:52 AM
remember that time we were all sleeping at marottis apartment in nyc......lets just say ive got my seat reserved.
See ya in vegas klepton.
peace
john nickle
CardSharpCook
10-12-2005, 02:54 AM
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remember that time we were all sleeping at marottis apartment in nyc......lets just say ive got my seat reserved.
See ya in vegas klepton.
peace
john nickle
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Hey, how'd things go with you and PokerJo? You two ever get together?
cnfuzzd
10-12-2005, 02:58 AM
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remember that time we were all sleeping at marottis apartment in nyc......lets just say ive got my seat reserved.
See ya in vegas klepton.
peace
john nickle
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Hey, how'd things go with you and PokerJo? You two ever get together?
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the old ones are the best, arent they?
peace
john nickle
It wouldnt be ethical for me to make any bets about it, since I could just lie and take your money
whiskeytown
10-12-2005, 04:28 AM
as a boy lighting candles and putting them out on the church altar, I had several opportunities to pass close to the offering plates - once they were in back and I was alone.
I stole $20 and bought an Apple 2 video game - I probably deserve hell for that one.
RB
Claunchy
10-12-2005, 04:35 AM
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I named my Counter Strike: Source clan the "Christ Punchers."
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TheCroShow
10-12-2005, 04:42 AM
i committed adultry!
tonypaladino
10-12-2005, 04:43 AM
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I can't think of a god one right now,
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< insert bicycle joke >
thatpfunk
10-12-2005, 07:50 AM
had a nice virgin chrisitian girl blow me a week before she got married. he still doesn't know.
hi satan, pleasure to meet you. yep, i am a scumbag.
diebitter
10-12-2005, 07:53 AM
No, my question is when? And what's the delay?
imported_The Vibesman
10-12-2005, 08:30 AM
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so why are you going to hell?
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Well, I hear it's warm in the winter, and all my buddies are there. I'm also thinking I can find some work there.
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I can't think of a god one right now, but this topic was just to good to pass up. I was reminded of this topic when i read my brother's post:
'i once saw a hot chick in a wheelchair. I told my friends she's a "butter wheelchair"
so why are you going to hell?
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some say that wheelchairs (http://www.outpostnine.com/editorials/porn2.html) make the worst porn.
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