Holy mother of all $6 burgers

[touchfaith]

Portobello

Get it now, thank me later.

I don't give a [censored] about your 'high class' restaurant burgers, there is no other fast-food burger better then this.

[Slow Play Ray]

Portobello mushrooms are gross.

Burgers are good though.

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Portobello mushrooms are gross.

Burgers are good though.

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Brush your teeth

[Blarg]

Portobello mushrooms are fantastic.

But Carls Jr. still uses tastless hamburger meat, buns as small, thin and tasteless as napkins, and somehow manages to get an incredible amount of grease onto burgers that are supposed to be char-broiled.

[Sponger15SB]

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Portobello mushrooms are gross.

Burgers are good though.

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[astroglide]

where?

[battschr]

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Portobello mushrooms are gross.

Burgers are good though.

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[touchfaith]

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where?

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CJ's

[Cancer Merchant]

Wait. A portabello burger, with meat. Doesn't that defeat the entire purpose of a mushroom burger?

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Wait. A portabello burger, with meat. Doesn't that defeat the entire purpose of a mushroom burger?

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Yea no kidding! That's almost like...a cheeseburger, with meat!

[stabn]

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Wait. A portabello burger, with meat. Doesn't that defeat the entire purpose of a mushroom burger?

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It's a burger with mushrooms on top. Not some crazy burger made out of a mushroom. web page (http://www.carlsjr.com/menu/)

Click burgers and then on the obvious option.

Then click on the western bacon cheeseburger for a far better burger.

[touchfaith]

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Wait. A portabello burger, with meat. Doesn't that defeat the entire purpose of a mushroom burger?

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I was able to accurately identify both ingrediants present in mass quantities...

Major mmmmmmm factor, especially if you squirt on a lot of hot mustard too.

[Cancer Merchant]

Ah, when I think portobello burger, I think an entire portobello used like a beef patty, not some half-assed burger with mushrooms.

[stabn]

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Wait. A portabello burger, with meat. Doesn't that defeat the entire purpose of a mushroom burger?

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Major mmmmmmm factor, especially if you squirt on a lot of hot mustard too.

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What the [censored] ?

[stabn]

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Ah, when I think portobello burger, I think an entire portobello used like a beef patty, not some half-assed burger with mushrooms.

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That's what i assumed you assumed.

[touchfaith]

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Wait. A portabello burger, with meat. Doesn't that defeat the entire purpose of a mushroom burger?

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Major mmmmmmm factor, especially if you squirt on a lot of hot mustard too.

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What the [censored] ?

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Mustard man...mustard, they don't put any [censored] mustard on the damn thing, freaked me out...I had supplies though, I'm resourceful like that.

[stabn]

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Wait. A portabello burger, with meat. Doesn't that defeat the entire purpose of a mushroom burger?

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Major mmmmmmm factor, especially if you squirt on a lot of hot mustard too.

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What the [censored] ?

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Mustard man...mustard, they don't put any [censored] mustard on the damn thing, freaked me out...I had supplies though, I'm resourceful like that.

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The burger must be [censored] if you need to add mustard.

[astroglide]

apparently CJ's is carl's jr, and apparently it's assumed that they're a nationwide chain...

[stabn]

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apparently CJ's is carl's jr, and apparently it's assumed that they're a nationwide chain...

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Bad assumptions by thinman should not surprise anyone.

[touchfaith]

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apparently CJ's is carl's jr, and apparently it's assumed that they're a nationwide chain...

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Bad assumptions by thinman should not surprise anyone.

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Finally...someone understands me!

[Blarg]

Mustard rules ketchup.

And yes, Carls Jr. burgers do suck.

[stabn]

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Mustard rules ketchup.

And yes, Carls Jr. burgers do suck.

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Burger? No. Hot dog? Yes. Simple concept /images/graemlins/smile.gif.

[mslif]

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Mustard rules ketchup.

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yessssssssssss

[stabn]

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Mustard rules ketchup.

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yessssssssssss

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We may not be able to play euchre after all!

[Blarg]

But wrong.

Ketchup is vital for burgers. But not sufficient for maximal condimentudinous enjoyment.

[stabn]

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But wrong.

Ketchup is vital for burgers. But not sufficient for maximal condimentudinous enjoyment.

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If i'm having a shitty mcdonalds burger sure. Anything so i can't taste the meat. If i'm getting a mushroom burger though it's because i like the taste of mushrooms...

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Mustard rules ketchup.

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yessssssssssss

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See. I win, voting closed, (hot) mustard in a landslide!

[mslif]

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Mustard rules ketchup.

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yessssssssssss

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We may not be able to play euchre after all!

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Blame it on the french, I was not raised on ketchup but mustard (and yes mayonnaise with fries which I now find gross).
Don't let condiments come between us and a great game.

[Klepton]

carls jr is hardies on the east coast right?

[Blarg]

That's why I wouldn't get one with a crappy Carls Jr. burger. What a waste of mushrooms!

A couple days ago I made myself three open faced portabello mushroom sandwiches, with caramelized onions, melted swiss cheese, and some parsley garnish, with the mushroom liquor and some melted butter as a sauce.

A hamburger in there would have ruined it. Hamburgers are a heavier, duller taste, especially crap fast food hamburgers. The glory of mushrooms is their aroma, and a hamburger, much less one with ketchup or mustard, would overwhelm the other flavors.

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Mustard rules ketchup.

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yessssssssssss

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We may not be able to play euchre after all!

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Blame it on the french, I was not raised on ketchup but mustard (and yes mayonnaise with fries which I now find gross).
Don't let condiments come between us and a great game.

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Currently finding mayo on fries gross after growing up with fixes whatever problem we may have had. A week from today game will be rockin.

[Blarg]

Carls Jr. is on the west coast. I think the same chain is called Hardee's on the east coast.

[touchfaith]

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Carls Jr. is on the west coast. I think the same chain is called Hardee's on the east coast.

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What about in the middle?? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

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Carls Jr. is on the west coast. I think the same chain is called Hardee's on the east coast.

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What about in the middle?? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

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Do they count?

[Blarg]

That's flyover country. I always assumed it was just desert, maybe like in The Road Warrior. I don't think there are any permanent settlements there.

[mslif]

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Carls Jr. is on the west coast. I think the same chain is called Hardee's on the east coast.

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What about in the middle?? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

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In Colorado (which is not really in the middle but close) it is Carls Jr.

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That's flyover country. I always assumed it was just desert, maybe like in The Road Warrior. I don't think there are any permanent settlements there.

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That is exactly how i view it as well. My opinion did not change after visiting relatives in ohio.

I saw a Hardees in Oklahoma once.

[touchfaith]

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Carls Jr. is on the west coast. I think the same chain is called Hardee's on the east coast.

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What about in the middle?? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

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In Colorado (which is not really in the middle but close) it is Carls Jr.

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You are in the West, don't let people try to lump you in with the likes of Nebraska /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[MrX]

Carl's Jr (http://www.carlsjr.com/home/)

Hardees (http://www.hardees.com/home/)

Some of the most unclean fast food joints I have been in are called Hardee's.

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