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samjjones
10-10-2005, 03:29 PM
The concept: Assuming both men are in their absolute primes, and are fighting to the death using conventional gladiator weapons...who wins?

I am thinking matchups like John Wayne vs. Charlton Heston, and Sean Connery vs. Russell Crowe.

Nominees?

edit: To clarify, please post ideas for names, not actual matchups (the tournament would be a round-robin, last man standing type of deal, with random brackets TBA.)
touchfaith
10-10-2005, 03:31 PM
Gary Coleman v. Webster
imported_The Vibesman
10-10-2005, 03:31 PM
Harvey Fierstein vs. Charles Nelson Reilly.
codewarrior
10-10-2005, 03:33 PM
Errol Flynn vs. Richard Chamberlain
Patrick del Poker Grande
10-10-2005, 03:34 PM
Ed McMahon vs. Regis Philbin vs. Richard Simmons
WackityWhiz
10-10-2005, 03:35 PM
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Ed McMahon vs. Regis Philbin vs. Richard Simmons

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my money would be on Mr. Simmons
jokerthief
10-10-2005, 03:38 PM
Jean Claude Van Dam vs Steven Segal.
imported_The Vibesman
10-10-2005, 03:39 PM
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Jean Claude Van Dam vs Steven Segal.

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I may be off the mark here, but wouldn't Seagal just about destroy Van Damme?
MrWookie47
10-10-2005, 03:41 PM
Ed Norton vs. William Shatner
WDC
10-10-2005, 03:41 PM
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Harvey Fierstein vs. Charles Nelson Reilly.

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Winner to take on Paul Lynde
scotty34
10-10-2005, 03:41 PM
I know you said men, but I personally would like to see Jessica Alba vs Jessica Simpson.
Cancuk
10-10-2005, 03:44 PM
Jesus Christ vs. Buddha/Allah/etc.

This one would be for all the marbles.


On a more conventional note:

Mason Malmuth vs. Daniel Negraneu
Cancer Merchant
10-10-2005, 03:45 PM
Ah, this reminds me of an old college timekiler, the Grudge Match (http://www.grudge-match.com/History/index.html)

Hadn't looked at it for a few years. Can't believe it finally shut down. Go Chihuahuas!
diebitter
10-10-2005, 04:56 PM
Joe Pesci and Woody Allen
10-10-2005, 05:16 PM
Sarah Silverman vs Ryan Phillipe.
stabn
10-10-2005, 05:19 PM
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Ed McMahon vs. Regis Philbin vs. Richard Simmons

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I assume we're hoping for 3 deaths?
MonkeeMan
10-10-2005, 05:23 PM
Liberace vs. Elton John
xorbie
10-10-2005, 05:29 PM
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To clarify, please post ideas for names, not actual matchups

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[ QUOTE ]

Gary Coleman v. Webster


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[ QUOTE ]

Harvey Fierstein vs. Charles Nelson Reilly.


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Errol Flynn vs. Richard Chamberlain

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[ QUOTE ]

Ed McMahon vs. Regis Philbin vs. Richard Simmons


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Jean Claude Van Dam vs Steven Segal.


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Ed Norton vs. William Shatner

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This thread rules.
tonypaladino
10-10-2005, 05:32 PM
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Mason Malmuth vs. Daniel Negraneu

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Who are they /images/graemlins/confused.gif
Patrick del Poker Grande
10-10-2005, 05:36 PM
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
To clarify, please post ideas for names, not actual matchups

[/ QUOTE ]

[ QUOTE ]

Gary Coleman v. Webster


[/ QUOTE ]

[ QUOTE ]

Harvey Fierstein vs. Charles Nelson Reilly.


[/ QUOTE ]

[ QUOTE ]

Errol Flynn vs. Richard Chamberlain

[/ QUOTE ]

[ QUOTE ]

Ed McMahon vs. Regis Philbin vs. Richard Simmons


[/ QUOTE ]

[ QUOTE ]

Jean Claude Van Dam vs Steven Segal.


[/ QUOTE ]

[ QUOTE ]

Ed Norton vs. William Shatner

[/ QUOTE ]

This thread rules.

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Please note that the OP was edited after my reply (McMahon vs. Philbin vs. Simmons).
Matt Flynn
10-10-2005, 06:45 PM
Martha Stewart vs Paris Hilton

Oprah vs. JJ Walker



Tournament, so Oprah takes out Martha Stewart in the final.
Blarg
10-10-2005, 06:50 PM
Ron Jeremy vs. Dennis Frantz.
M2d
10-10-2005, 06:51 PM
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I know you said men, but I personally would like to see Jessica Alba vs Jessica Simpson.

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http://www.desktopexchange.com/gallery/albums/Jessica-Alba-wallpaper/Jessica_Alba_12.jpg
http://www.crazydevils.ch/Jessica%20Simpson.jpg
strawberry or lime jello?
bravos1
10-10-2005, 06:54 PM
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strawberry or lime jello?

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Let's do both... keeps everyone happy!
brassnuts
10-10-2005, 06:57 PM
Meatloaf vs Henry Rollins

The Rock vs Ahnold

Willem Dafoe vs Tom Berenger
Blarg
10-10-2005, 07:15 PM
The Grinch vs. Oscar the Grouch.
orange
10-10-2005, 11:30 PM
Chuck norris > Steven Segal/Jean Claude Van Damme/ Stallone/Schwarznegger(sp?)/Jackie Chan/etc.

Chuck Norris. Game, set, match.
TheIrishThug
10-10-2005, 11:41 PM
i think u r probly the only person to have actually followed the op's original intention.

i personally think the individual matchups allow more creativity. could be a changed to what fight would u most want to see?