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pokerdirty
10-10-2005, 01:14 PM
You get the obvious stuff out of the way: where you from, where do you work/go to school, etc. But where to go from there? Post some of your favorite questions to ask the bitches to make you think that they are interested.
FouTight
10-10-2005, 01:15 PM
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Post some of your favorite questions to ask the bitches to make you think that they are interested.

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Don't even waste your time...
samjjones
10-10-2005, 01:15 PM
Spit or swallow?
Patrick del Poker Grande
10-10-2005, 01:16 PM
OMFG u forgot "Whats ur major?"
STLantny
10-10-2005, 01:16 PM
can i siiyp
Sephus
10-10-2005, 01:16 PM
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questions to ask the bitches to make you think that they are interested.

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Reef
10-10-2005, 01:18 PM
(stand between her and her friend)
"can I come in between you two?"

giggity giggity giggity
STLantny
10-10-2005, 01:18 PM
Honestly the women I know talk too much without provocation, so I dont need to ask them [censored].
imported_The Vibesman
10-10-2005, 01:21 PM
"What's that smell?"
HtotheNootch
10-10-2005, 01:25 PM
3 input woman?
beta1607
10-10-2005, 01:27 PM
"Are those real?" Coincided with reaching out to feel for yourself.
lu_hawk
10-10-2005, 01:32 PM
1) How much do your parents love you?
2) What's the worst thing a guy has ever done to you?
3) If I buy you a drink, will you sleep with me?
samjjones
10-10-2005, 01:35 PM
Do you have a blog?
MonkeeMan
10-10-2005, 01:35 PM
"So, like, um, what's yer sign?"
Amid Cent
10-10-2005, 01:37 PM
Are you going to finish your happy meal?
pokerdirty
10-10-2005, 01:38 PM
haha. good ones!
tonypaladino
10-10-2005, 01:40 PM
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(stand between her and her friend)
"can I come in between you two?"

giggity giggity giggity

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To some lesbians:
"So, even been penetrated?"
tonypaladino
10-10-2005, 01:41 PM
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
jason_t
10-10-2005, 01:48 PM
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Post some of your favorite questions to ask the bitches to make you think that they are interested.

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[censored]?
10-10-2005, 02:50 PM
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I lick your pussy?
10-10-2005, 03:29 PM
1. You ever seen a rash like this?

2. Want to smell something gross?

3. You ever killed anybody?

MDoranD
Lazymeatball
10-10-2005, 03:32 PM
I was going to say get her to talk abour her hopes, dreams and aspirations, but apparently this is not a serious thread.
diebitter
10-10-2005, 03:35 PM
Have you got any pictures of yourself when you were 13?
BottlesOf
10-10-2005, 03:39 PM
Wow, not 1 real response. Oh well. I'll just keep doing what I do.
diebitter
10-10-2005, 03:45 PM
Real? Ahhhhhh, I get it.

Tell her about your life up till now, what you like doing, what you don't like (but much less that the +ve), and ask her to tell you these things about her. Listen, and ask questions to follow through things that sound particularly interesting or she's particularly enthused about.

Ask about hobbies, try to relate what she tells you to your life experience (just a little - don't dominate the convo)

Try to talk about positive things (ie what you/she like rather than dislike), but sometimes lapse into the less positive to provide a proper counterpoint to the good stuff.

Try to work out what she doesn't like or does like about herself, and be sure to complement these things, or make her feel good.

Flirt with a little playful banter that's part teasing, part suggestive, and make sure you maintain strong eye contact when she's talking with enthusiasm about anything. Smile sweetly when there's a lull, and act like you feel really lucky to be there.


Hey, does that green colour mean you got mod powers?
DrSavage
10-10-2005, 03:47 PM
Have you ever been to Turkish prison?
pokerdirty
10-10-2005, 03:48 PM
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I was going to say get her to talk abour her hopes, dreams and aspirations, but apparently this is not a serious thread.

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haha, when was this thread ever serious?
captZEEbo1
10-10-2005, 03:56 PM
It loooks like you're just trying to get laid and not actually have a meaningful relationship...So you should ask her questions about past boyfriends, flings, etc. You'd have to lead to it, but you could ask stuff like, where's the riskiest place you've had sex? What are your turn-ons and turn-offs? And basically questions that are sexual in nature.
nothumb
10-10-2005, 04:01 PM
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Are you going to finish your happy meal?

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Gold, pure gold.
NT
pokerdirty
10-10-2005, 04:04 PM
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Are you going to finish your happy meal?

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Gold, pure gold.
NT

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Gold would be "Can I have your toy?"
dcasper70
10-10-2005, 04:38 PM
"You want fries with that?"

"You like movies about gladiators?"

"Tickle your ass with a feather?
DasLeben
10-10-2005, 04:39 PM
"Ever seen a grown man naked?"
Duffman
10-10-2005, 04:47 PM
Wanna go for pizza and a f*ck?

What you don't like pizza?
handsome
10-10-2005, 04:50 PM
This thread is awesome.
pokerdirty
10-10-2005, 04:55 PM
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This thread is awesome.

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Given the whole "Maria MTV VJ" thread over the weekend, i though i would try again at unintentional comedy, ringing in my pooh-bah status.
brassnuts
10-10-2005, 05:00 PM
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Post some of your favorite questions to ask the bitches to make you think that they are interested.


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First, keep calling them bitches and be very sexually overt, bitches like this. Second of all, I'm not quite sure what your directions are here. Are we trying to delude ourselves?